"Lying in the service of virtue is no vice." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Brian Kilmeade!!!"

[skip fox]

Brian ("I've never had an honest thought that I didn't immediately want to strangle&quot Kilmeade is saying: "Listen, especially you young people. We can't tell you to break the law and simply not sign up for Obamacare; that would immoral and possibly illegal. . . . And frankly, that's just not the kind of people we are. . . . I can only say one thing: if enough of you, especially you young people, don't sign up the entire program will crash like the high-rolling Ponzi scheme it is and there'll be another victory for freedom celebrated in Heaven. . . . But if you do sign up, you'll wish you'd never been born. . . . As always, it's your choice."

[bemildred]

1. Manufactured people. Like cartoons. nt

[underpants]

2. Sitting next to him "Do you people really take this guy at all seriously???!?!?"

the look on the co-news reader's face is hilarious

[MisterP]

10. "Just open your mouth a little and try to look like Lindsay Lohan." --Jenna Maroney

[monmouth3]

3. Elizabeth has finally found a home....n/t

[skip fox]

9. Where _she's_ the brainy-ack!

[spanone]

4. i like the 'glamour shot' of the bubble-headed bleach blonde sitting next to him

[DefenseLawyer]

5. Someone said I lack the capacity for abstract thought.

So I said "Oh yeah? Shut up, nerd!" It was hilarious.

[Berlum]

6. Republicon "values." As usual.

Right out of the cesspool.

[skip fox]

7. I should clarify. CAPTIONs at DU have traditionally been creative. Sometimes they're

based on what was actually said, then exaggerated for satirical purposes. Sometimes, as in the O.P., the CAPTION is based on the essence of their stance.

[Marr]

8. As if any young people are watching that show, lol.

[arely staircase]

11. this ^^^ nt