Fox "News" Medical Expert

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[monmouth3]

1. He must have graduated from Al's School For Body Parts and Medicine..

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3. Or Billy Bob's Institute for Faith Healing, Typewriter Repair, and Gynecology.

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. You forgot...

"and tire repair"

[frylock]

12. hollywood upstairs medical college

[Initech]

17. "Seriously baby I can prescribe anything I want!"

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2. Right, Doc. Those damned "girly parts" have been confounding medical experts for decades!

What a fucking idiot!

[WinkyDink]

4. Sadly, one of them gave birth to this a**h***.

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6. Brilliant!

What a dumbass.

[sinkingfeeling]

7. How can one get through medical school and licensing and say something

that stupid?

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8. So I guess he thinks an amputee should pay less than someone with all their limbs

And it should be half price insurance for your double amputees.

And for someone like him, who doesn't have a brain, insurance should be free, provided he's institutionalized.

[hollysmom]

9. all fetuses start as female and then vary off.

More body parts? I think they are the same number just moved around and stretched and shrunk a bit. Maybe doctors should have math lessons required? I thought they did.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. My godmother was a doctor and one of my heroes. I went to her...

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... with all sorts of "intellectual dilemmas" and I think I only stumped her once when, at
a pretty early age, I asked her, "How could someone be smart enough to get into and
complete medical school and ignorant enough to be a racist. How can there be DOCTORS
in the Klan?"
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I certainly didn't mean to, but I see now that I probably made her very very sad.
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11. makes sense, my mom had a complete hysterectomy and now gets a big discount!

and dad gets an even bigger discount now that he's light one kidney and a prostate!

body parts are expensive to carry around!

i'm thinking of getting an appendectomy for myself and a tonsillectomy for mini-unblock and mrs. unblock is gonna have all her teeth pulled! our health insurance is gonna be so cheap!

[badtoworse]

13. This thread is hilarious - great answers!

[rustydog]

14. WTF? Is Rand Paul now certifying Fox "Medical Experts" ?

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15. So, "doctor", did it hurt much when you Pulled that comment out of your ass?

[Initech]

16. Did he get this information from "Human Anatomy For Dummies?"

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18. how many doctor? could you please point them out and count them for us?

you dumb mother fucker.