Women Are 'Nothing But Abortion Machines' Sputters Rush Limbaugh

[ismnotwasm]

Thrice-divorced, pill-abusing "conservative" Rush Limbaugh has a real problem with the loose morals of American women, whom he claims have been turned into "abortion machines" by Democratic politicians.

Limbaugh, who once called Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke a "slut" because she expressed the belief that insurance companies should be compelled to cover birth control, has his gullet in a bunch over the way he feels that women have been "demeaned" by liberal policies. Yesterday, he said,

Look at what [liberals] are doing to women with their policies: They're demeaning them, they're turning them into nothing but abortion machines. There's so much that we could be doing to just fight back, but the Republican Party, even if they had all the money in the world right now, doesn't seem inclined to do any of this.
Another cool way that Rush Limbaugh has defended women against being "demeaned": That time he suggested that abortion rates would decrease if women had to use guns to perform them.

http://jezebel.com/women-are-nothing-but-abortion-machines-sputters-rush-1460191800


Goddamn piece of infected shit fucked ass-cyst shit-mouth motherfucker

And a Junkie Pedophile.

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. It's too bad his mother......

..oh, never mind. Too late.

[obxhead]

18. That was my very first thought as well

[SoapBox]

22. Mine too.

[madokie]

30. Yup same here

[King_Klonopin]

109. Some people need abortin'

[Marie Marie]

33. Yes, if only....

[Historic NY]

55. + !

his father should have left the scene with a Kleenex.

[SammyWinstonJack]

57. Damn shame.

[sakabatou]

112. I have the same thoughts

[Aristus]

2. And they should be baby-making machines instead, right Anal Cyst Boy?

[roguevalley]

54. he's tremendously mentally ill, this guy.

[bettyellen]

3. A DUer complained about 'some huge sale or abortion promotion going on when I go to my doctor."

and was shocked I took offense to that.
Yeah.

[dionysus]

34. wtf? a sale? what, buy one get one free? those people are insane...

[bettyellen]

44. yet they claimed to be pro choice, of the legal but rare camp.

[freshwest]

60. 'Abortion promotion'? WTF? Must have said DUer blocked already. Glad I missed it.

[bettyellen]

62. it reminded me of my brother saying something similar- because the NY Post back pages was full of

ads for abortion providers, he really thought that it was easy and cheap for everyone in the whole country. When we discussed it further, he got some perspective. It was kind of bizarre, because I hadn't really seen so many ads like that in other papers. It skewed his (very limited) perspective.

[Heather MC]

93. I've had three abortions last month. but I love a sale!!!!

[dionysus]

98. it's like chips, you can't have just one!

[Heather MC]

110. Not at these prices!!! Tuesday was bring a friend day

Afterward we got coupons for Complimentary mani/pedis and fertility services
their awesome customer service Guarantees I will keep coming back!!!

[dionysus]

111. who said customer service was dead in america!

I hear at the exclusive places you can even smoke and bring your pitbull with you!

[Codeine]

52. Abortion sale?

Where do they come up with this shit?

[bettyellen]

59. and they say they are are pro choice, but want it rare.

perhaps rarer than they want to admit.

[ehrnst]

69. Yeah right up there with, "I heard about a woman who had dozens of abortions" fables. (nt)

[Berlum]

4. The Republicon War on Women limps lamely onward...

The Repubbies are so pathetically insecure, and incapable of dealing with strong, intelligent capable women. Such sad cases.

[malaise]

5. Sometimes I wonder if all of Scumbaugh's women aborted his sperm

Who could blame them?

[Warren Stupidity]

7. indeed, so many wives, zero children. How did that happen?

[malaise]

9. Who would not to reproduce that nasty scumbag

or maybe nature self corrected

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

91. Yeah,

you're on to something here! Nature is so amazing.

[hamsterjill]

20. Well, I know I have my theories!!

Perhaps Rushie Baby is all talk and "no action".

Because you know, sometimes the pills don't work when they are all mixed together!!!

[Marie Marie]

38. Agreed. He either does not have the working equipment to shoot or

he is shooting blanks. Any one that angry can't have an active and rewarding sex life. He already had an implant for his hearing, perhaps time for a penile implant - heh Rush???

[awoke_in_2003]

75. Or there was that time...

when he went to a central American country with a bunch of men and got caught with Viagra that wasn't his. How much of his anger is due to repression?

[awoke_in_2003]

73. Beards. nt

[PearliePoo2]

102. Yup.

+1

[Beacool]

6. Why this guy has millions of listeners is a mystery to me.

He's an ugly, nasty, boil in the ass of humanity. He's also a misogynist pig who is on his fourth marriage because there's no amount of money that can keep his wives by his side in the long term.

[leftynyc]

11. I was in a cab a couple of hours

ago and the driver had rush on the radio. I told him if he wanted a tip, he had to shut it off.

[LibGranny]

14. and did he shut it off?

I was shopping for clothing for my dogs (I buy used baby clothes and remake them) and the lady in the shop had Limballs on and the volume was way up. I tried to tolerate it but I couldn't stand it so I went and told her if she didn't turn the channel, I'd have to shop somewhere else! She turned it off! She also said her husband didn't like her listening to him!

[leftynyc]

15. Oh yeah

He immediately shut it off and got his nice tip.

[Beacool]

39. Good for you!!!

Did he do it?

[leftynyc]

48. Yes

And kept silent the entire trip (which wasn't very long - normally I would walk but it had started raining and I was sans umbrella).

[freshwest]

61. Of course he was silent. Dittoheads don't have original thoughts...

Good for you to animate a few brain cells free of the cancer that is Rushbo for the hapless zombie.

[dionysus]

37. don't think about that nasty man Bea, it'll raise your blood pressure. try this instead;

[Beacool]

41. Ohhhhh, that's such a sweet bankie.

A pink lady bug!!!!!!!!!

Love it!!!

[YoungDemCA]

64. Because there are millions of misogynist pigs?

[Beacool]

65. He has many women listeners.

What's the matter with them??????

[Nanjing to Seoul]

106. Stockholm Syndrome

[IronLionZion]

67. People like to get angry

The feeling is first, the political views are secondary. And his listeners are often alone during long daily commutes and have no other view points. No one else to talk with or disagree. Just a constant stream of negativity and bullshit designed to make their blood boil. They can get addicted to the feeling.

[Beacool]

68. It's not just his views, his personality stinks too.

He comes off as an arrogant windbag. Some of the other big name RW pundits are more personable, Hannity for example. Their views are just as crazy, but they are easier on the ear. Limbaugh is just plain offensive.

[bullwinkle428]

8. Well, that will certainly enhance his female listener demographic.

[Saphire]

16. wont matter...he has millions of female listeners

but he's talking about " librul wimmims"....not them, ya know.

[ismnotwasm]

10. This is the part that's so messed up -- well it's ALL messed up but.

Another cool way that Rush Limbaugh has defended women against being "demeaned": That time he suggested that abortion rates would decrease if women had to use guns to perform them.

I mean what the fuck?

[HappyMe]

12. Unfuckingbelievable.

The sad part is people take this clown seriously.

[MadrasT]

13. Vile, misogynistic asshole waste of space on the planet.

He is the lowest of the low.

He is less than scum.

As I've never been pregnant, I can hardly be an "abortion machine", you disgusting fucking asshole, because my purpose on this planet IS NOT AS A BREEDING MACHINE or INCUBATOR.

Get it through your vile, disgusting, pea sized brain.

WOMEN ARE INDEPENDENT, SENTIENT CREATURES, WE ARE NOT YOUR BREEDING MACHINES.



I can ignore him 99% of the time but this is beyond over the top.

[yellerpup]

17. He may have the opinion that women

are abortion machines because he has refused to support a few pregnancies himself. Despicable on all levels.

[WinkyDink]

43. I HIGHLY doubt THAT scenario.

[yellerpup]

45. He's been married multiple times and has no children.

Hard to believe a guy his age has never caused a pregnancy. That's what I meant.

[WinkyDink]

77. For the obvious reason, is what I meant! ;-)

[yellerpup]

83. OK!

[libdem4life]

100. Doubt it. Probably immaculate contraception.

[progressoid]

19. He's bile.

No, wait. Bile serves a needed function.

[Jessy169]

21. So says the Shit Spewing Machine

Nothing but raw sewage comes from the Rush Limbaugh Shit Spewing Machine.

[Rex]

23. Gush is an epic loser, the biggest troll this side of the pond.

nt.

[Locrian]

24. another good example of a sickness...

This sad sack of crap is what happens when you combine narcissism, hatred of women (and hence life), along with a dose of pills, moronic fans, and of course: money.

The funny (?) thing is RUSH is the immoral whore (pervert, drug addict, hate for money, etc) - it's all projection with these guys.

[rocktivity]

25. And men are nothing but the ignition keys...

rocktivity

[Initech]

66. What woman would want that as her ignition key?

[KansDem]

26. This is why when Missouri placed a bronze bust of him in Jefferson City...

...the state had to cough up money for a security camera.

Missouri House Drops $1,100 For Camera To Guard Limbaugh Bust

So you've made a bronze bust of Rush Limbaugh and put it in your Hall of Famous Missourians. Now what do you do? If you're the Missouri House, you spend $1,100 on a security camera to watch over the thing.

Limbaugh was inducted into the Hall of Famous Missourians last week, in a closed-door ceremony. The Hall includes statues and busts of the Show-Me State's most illustrious citizens: Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney, Stan Musial. Limbaugh's is the only one with a dedicated camera. Republican legislative leaders were worried about vandalism, Clerk Adam Crumbliss told the Associated Press.

"We recognize that there was a level of controversy around it, and we want to make sure that property is protected," Crumbliss told the AP. "We've had lots of calls, and some calls and complaints have been a little beyond the pale."

Assistant House Minority Leader Tishaura Jones told the AP she thought the taxpayer money had better places to go.

"If they thought that the bust might be defaced or vandalized and they have to guard it with a camera, it's another indication that maybe they shouldn't have put it there," said Jones, D-St. Louis. "It's another chapter in this never-ending saga of this man who deserves no honor in the people's house."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/missouri-house-drops-1-100-for-camera-to-guard-limbaugh-bust

[Demoiselle]

104. ...Inducted into the Hall of FAME in a CLOSED DOOR ceremony?

That's just weird. Truly weird. And Orwellian.

[Rozlee]

27. Take comfort. The average age of his listeners is 67.

And he's not attracting many new patrons. Roughly the same factoid for Faux News. It explains in part why Fox has such a large audience. They're mostly retired and don't have jobs. Among a demographic that trends heavily Republican, they have the luxury of sitting around the house all day listening to that garbage.

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. The same as their IQ. What a coincidence.

Really, how special is that?

[Rozlee]

50. You're giving their IQ's far too much credit.

I was thinking nail fungus.

[fadedrose]

28. Nothing to add

Goddamn piece of infected shit fucked ass-cyst shit-mouth motherfucker

And a Junkie Pedophile.

You have a way with words. My compliments.

[nomorenomore08]

89. +1

[LittleGirl]

29. what's really pathetic

is that I know of at least 4-6 members of my family/friend circles that listen to this dumb shit everyday or every week. It disgusts me to no end that I can't completely disown them over it. We just can't talk politics or personalities from the RW. Lies, damn lies and Liars.

[AtheistCrusader]

31. Wow, is this guy still around?

I figured he was off rolling around in piles of money somewhere.

[dionysus]

32. fuck pillbaugh, that worthless sack of blubber.

[Dopers_Greed]

35. Ouch

This is even worse than the Sandra Fluke incident.

I guess I should know never to be surprised by ol' Rush Limpknob

[WinkyDink]

40. He's getting too big for his closet.

[Botany]

42. So says the closeted junkie who flies to the Dominican Republic to pay .....

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... so he can screw underage boys in the butt as he uses his off market viagra.


BTW to any Freepers or look @ the liberal types please check out if what I stated
is correct. Rush uses Cochlear Implants because he did so much Oxy Codin he made
himself deaf.

[aptal]

46. He is a sick bastard that should be removed from the airwaves.

[D23MIURG23]

47. Rush Limpballs is nothing but a hazardous waste dumpster for expired medication.

The fact that he has the audacity to stand in judgement of another human being is astounding.

[Initech]

49. And Rush Limbaugh is a cyst on the ass of humanity.

[libodem]

51. Yes,

Considering the bounty of his offspring, so many of his evil spawn running around, you can't swing a dead cat and not hit one.

[Vashta Nerada]

53. What a worthless sack of shit.

[BainsBane]

56. Aw, did someone break Rush's heart?

What an absurd question, like he even has a heart. Someone probably refused to have sex with him so he's out for blood.

[Faygo Kid]

58. Sounds like marriage #4 headed for the toilet

Well, at least she will be enormously wealthy, like nos. 1, 2, 3, who must be very well compensated to keep their traps shut.

The stories I bet they could tell . . .

[YoungDemCA]

63. And there are many more people who would agree with him...

...but maybe not use phrases quite as blatantly offensive as Limbaugh did.

And what's worse, sexism and anti-feminism are by no means confined to the Republican Party. They're alive and well on supposedly progressive forums, too.

[Iggo]

70. You got it all wrong, Rushie, my boy.

Abortion is a medical procedure that helps to keep women from being baby-making machines, and you know it.

[MissMillie]

71. He would prefer women to be nothing more than

human incubators

[KamaAina]

72. I guess he still had a few sponsors left

he won't stop until they all drop him.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

74. is he really a pedophile?

[AndyA]

76. And Limbaugh is nothing but a sewer spewer

Vomiting raw sewage and waste over the airwaves. Limbaugh is one of the best examples of why options for women should be legal and readily available.

Just think, if his mother had had the option...

[liberalmuse]

78. I'm mentally aborting him right now.

His anal cyst apparently traveled to his brain at some point.

[ismnotwasm]

81. LOL!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

79. I'm glad El Rushbo never got one of his beards pregnant....

Can you imagine the hell that being his kid would be?

[eppur_se_muova]

80. Somehow, we've got to stop women from impregnating themselves with sperm !

But how could that possibly be done ? There's just no simple answer !

If only some enlightened savant could solve this conundrum, there'd be no more justification for abortions ! Get to work on it, Rush !

[benld74]

82. WHAT would HIS mother say?!??!?

[Historic NY]

84. Thankfully he will never reproduce...

because he is an .........

[wryter2000]

85. My only regret about getting old

is I can no longer have abortions.

[classof56]

96. Good one, wryter2000!

Thanks for the chuckle. And here I thought my 70s were going to be filled with wild nights and frequent trips to the local abortion clinic. Somehow I feel Rush should know this--mind if I quote you?

Cheers and I raise a glass to my misspent youth!

[wryter2000]

99. Quote away

We old ladies can only look back on our fond memories of abortions past.

[NickB79]

86. That's why he prefers the company of men

Specifically teenage Dominican boys, while carrying bottles of Viagra for no specific reason: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/07/rush-limbaugh-goes-off-on_n_872774.html

[chervilant]

87. The only "thing" here demeaning to women is Rush Limbaugh

and men like him.

[nikto]

88. Empty words from an empty head...

If Rush really wanted to hurt someone, he'd hit 'em with his wallet.

[BillyRibs]

90. This stinks

of desperation!

[99Forever]

92. My hat is off...

... to those that stand to listen to that piece of excrement long enough to hear what it's hatemongering facial anus is putting out.

Very few are capable of making me think extreme violence is justified to be used on. That waste of oxygen is one.

[jmowreader]

94. How many times has he heard the lilting tones...

of a woman reciting, in a voice eerily similar to Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann's sister, the Last Words of a Rush Romance...

"I'm getting an abortion you piece of shit, and you're paying for it and taking me to the clinic, and after you take me home I never want to see you again!"

[arely staircase]

95. well in Limbaugh's defense

his mind has been taken by narcotics and syphilis.

[fizzgig]

97. that disgusting puke can soak his head

then take a long walk off a short pier.

[JEFF9K]

101. I have a feeling that no one who has slept with Rush has ever had to worry about getting pregnant...

... or using birth control!

[HockeyMom]

103. Because he can't have children,

he wants other women to pay the price for his shortcomings?

[PearliePoo2]

105. No Limpballs, you P.O.S.

You know NOTHING about women.
You pay dearly ($$) to keep up the appearance that you might actually be attracted to women!
You are disgusting pedophile that preys on boys and the "beards" that married you must be a real piece of work too.

[Incitatus]

107. No wonder he's been divorced so many times.

Women marry him knowing who he is. Apparently he is even worse than they could imagine behind closed doors.

[mike_c]

108. you do junkie pedophiles a disservice, madam....

[ismnotwasm]

113. Heh!

Point

[mdbl]

114. Who cares what this gasbag says

He spews out mud then rolls around in it like the swine he is.