Dear God, Mr G is watching a documentary about Ayn Rand/Nosferatu UPDATE

[graywarrior]

Thank got it's over. He rated it a zero on Netflix and said it was filled with the dreams and ego centric ideas of trust fund babies. LOL.

[Buddha_of_Wisdom]

1. Unplug the TV.

Blame it on a circuit switch and take him out to dinner!

[graywarrior]

2. He'll watch Bill O'Reilly just to laugh at me

[haikugal]

3. Quick...get out of the house....

go for a walk..crunch some leaves! You have my condolences.

[NBachers]

4. Wait, is this a real thing? I thought that was just someone's ridiculous joke or something

[graywarrior]

9. Nope.

It's real!

[Little Star]

5. Distract him....

Use your imagination

[pinboy3niner]

10. And if all else fails, there's always...

[Little Star]

11. lol

[In_The_Wind]

12. Houndstooth has always been one of my favorites.

Classy.

[graywarrior]

13. I was admiring all the duck tapes at Home Depot today

unlike other women who spend time in the makeup aisle, I cruise the tape aisle.

[pinboy3niner]

14. Believe it or not, some women use their closet for SHOES!!!

I know, right? What are they THINKING?

[graywarrior]

15. I just threw out all 3 pairs of my shoes

Now I just have boots....and duck tape.

[Paladin]

6. How can he tell the two apart? (nt)

[graywarrior]

8. I don't know!

They're both blood suckers!

[Paladin]

16. Amen! (nt)

[pinboy3niner]

7. As long as he gets the similarity between Ayn Rand and Count Orlok what's the problem?