"If I only had a brain!" . . . Please come CAPTION Glenn Beck!!!

[skip fox]

Glenn ("Oxycontin has nothing on me!&quot Beck is saying: "You bet, The Wizard of Oz has plenty to teach each and every one of us. . . . Like don't keep little dogs around that can bite your ankles. . . . Or good witches are hot! . . . Scarecrows need the snot kicked outta them. . . . Or flying monkeys make scary sex-pets but they'll give ya wood that won't stop . . . (harder than long division!). . . . Or to invest in a heavier curtain. . . . . Yep, you sure can learn a lot from the movies!!!"


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The above CAPTION is a poor imitation of Beck's actual insane rant which can be fully appreciated in the following DU story:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017157449

[skip fox]

1. "My favorite philosopher is Captain Crunch. . . . It all started when I was on the ward

drying out, and I swear he spoke directly to me at breakfast one morning. . . . He said I was picked out special, like out of the trash pile, and was going to be a big man, smarter then Disneyland and stuff, and he told me . . ."

[JHB]

2. "Pay no attention to the bank account behind the curtain!"

[Tom_Foolery]

3. Please don't step on my ruby slippers. n/t

[DefenseLawyer]

5. I learned all about politics from my years as a rock and roll disc jockey

Isn't that obvious?

[Jamaal510]

6. "Why did I wear these nut-hugging pants today?"

[skip fox]

7. "It feels like the Wicked Witch of thye West is squeezing my nuts

like a vanquished lover."