Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The Republican Xerox Machine EDITION[/font]

Copy, paste. Sloppy haste. . .And Rand Paul is the one who got caught (1). In other news, the NSA has thin skin (5), Bobby Jindal is a corrupt liar (6) and George W. Bush supports the new Spanish Inquisition (9). Oh, and women have a new purpose in life according to Rush (10). And as always, don't forget the key. Remember, you can run your mouse over the icon to see what it means.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Rand Paul[/font]
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Remember this exercept from a 1988 Presidental Speech? Remember who said it?

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If you don’t remember, it was Joe Biden and the media fall out over his “plagiarism” led to his withdrawal of the 1988 Presidental Campaign. Republicans like to remind people of Biden’s “copying,” even though he cited Neil Kinnock as the source of his speech.

Let’s look at this year now. Another possible presidential candidate has been discovered to have copied and pasted. This year, it’s Rand Paul (R-Rug Doctor).

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Whoopsie. It seems that Paul is in a bit of trouble. He likes to copy things and pass them off as his own work. Apparently, fucking up the American government, sounding like an opportunistic scumbag and passing himself as a libertarian when he is nothing more than an authoritarian corportist isn’t good enough. So, he needs more.

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A few things:

01: Crying any more about the footnote police makes you look stupid. Any 7th grader writing a history essay knows about MLA footnotes, Rand. Just click the link and learn. But don’t copy and paste it. It would be wrong without citations.

02: Complaining about the “sloppy” work and being “insulted”. . . You’re an adult and a sitting US Senator. Grow some thicker skin, buddy. Or resign and go back to being whatever kind of Quack you are.

03: [b[When I wrote scientific papers, I sometimes had statements with eight footnotes for one sentence. Is that what you want me to do for my speeches?. Yes, welcome to being a member of the intellectual community. It’s called honesty. . .something you aren’t, nor are you part of the intellectual community. More like part of the lying troglodyte community.

Everyone has to thank [link”http://www.mediaite.com/tv/maddow-instead-of-apologizing-and-moving-on-rand-paul-is-melting-down-over-plagiarism-scandal/|Rachel Maddow] for bringing this to everyone’s attention. Turnabout is fair play. I mean, the GOP spent years trying to get an indictment against Ted Kennedy for Mary Jo Keopechne, against Hillary Clinton for Vince Foster, against Bill Clinton for a blowjob, against Obama for being Kenyan, Benghazi, Obamacare, being more handsome than them, being smarter and more sauve and anything else that Darrell Issa can think of. Hell, they tried to indict Murphy Brown for being a single TV mom and Murphy Brown is a fictional character.

Rachel isn’t telling up. And neither should anyone else. Expose these frauds what what they are. And when the heat is on, these frauds wilt like ice cream in the noon day summer sun. Because of his hatred of the “footnote police,” the Moonie Times dropped his op-ed submissions like a hot potato. No worries. . .another pathetic right wing turd factory picked him up.

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So, Paul’s missives went from the wingnut paper Washington Times to the wingnut website Breitbarf. Expect him to come out soon with a speech that starts “four score and seven years ago, my father set part over the horizon to form a new nation, conceived in liberty and telling us we have nothing to fear except fear itself.” Then he will hand out loaves and fishes, tell us that the peacemakers are blessed and finish by saying “aren’t there poorhouses people can go to” when asked about poverty and Obamacare.

But remember, footnote police. . .he wants a duel. He’s even ripping off Zell Miller and Aaron Burr.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Chris Christie[/font]
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Look at this photo.

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This is the face of a man that wants to be president. A face the NJ Democratic Party passively supported in his re-election bid last week and the face of someone who wants his finger on the button.

The person he is yelling at is a teacher. . .the cause of all of society’s ills, problems and are just a bunch of lazy, overpaid, underworked, overvalues and oversexed parasites that drive Cadillacs on their $35,000 a year job.

And while Govenor Ship-ballast was yelling at this teacher, what was he saying to her? That he’s tired of “you people.”

What could have caused this crappy attitude from Governor Crisp Krispy? The power of a sign!

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Wow. . .talk about an abusive sign. Republicans really hate it when someone points out how intellectually and morally bankrupt their policies are.

Not that Christie bullies people. . .well, he does. And when a bully gets called on it, they tend to lash out like Christie did to the teacher. Luckily, the teacher wasn’t deterred and wrote a letter explaining her position.

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Sorry, Miss Teacher. You’re the problem. Christie is the solution and when “you people” accept that, this country will heal. Worthless teacher! How dare you not use children as a political prop like every Republican does? We all know you just want more money to by your second private jet. Think of the poor CEOs that can’t afford their own private island because you want more money for children. Selfish teacher.

BTW, she concludes her perfectly.

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Ms. Tomlinson, from one teacher to another. . .thank you! All of us in the trenches support and love what you did. Now, if the rest of us, and all Americans demanded this, maybe the owners of the country and the education deformers like Bill Gates, Eva Moskowitz and Michelle Rhee will be exposed for the frauds they are.

Don’t expect it, though. Too many people think teachers are the problem. Time to slash that education budget again, Chris. More money for prisons, less for school. Incarxerate, not educate.

You want to be president? You need to bully more people, son!

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Scott Tipton[/font]
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The fallout from the Great Republican “slimdown” continues (quoting Fixed Noise’s bullshit word).

Rep. Scott Tipton (R-Denial) has developed an interesting take on the shutdown. Because there was never a vote to shut down the government, no Republican wanted the government shutdown. According to Colorado Pol:

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See, that’s how it works for Republicans. No vote on the record, it didn’t happen. Never mind they voted 43 times to end Obamacare. Never mind Mike Lee, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz all saying they would shutdown the government and put the US into default to get Obamacare killed. Never mind that no one in Republican leadership stopped it. In fact, they passively encouraged it.

No. . .never mind that man behind the curtain. I am the Great and Powerful Odd. . .the one who says things I want to do, then denies it when the public looks at them like the pirates I am. That emblem on my shirt is a flag. . .whichever way the wind blows.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Darrell Issa[/font]
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He’s baaaaaaack. Suspected car thief and arsonist Darrell Issa is back investigating Obama for whatever pants Obama wore last night. This time he wants to investigate the Obamacare website because he, like other Republicans, are angry it is not working 100% yesterday. Before, they wanted to kill it. Now they want to see it work but are angry it isn’t.

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First of all, I need to admonish TPM. DARRELL ISSA IS NOT A D. . .unless “D” is short for dimwit, dickhead or douchebag. That’s a Fixed Noise type error.

Next. . .does this man have a life? Seriously. He will investigate Obama for using a different cologne. This guy sees conspiracies like Joe McCarthy saw Communist.

Maybe the country needs to start a fund raiser for the “Buy Darrell Issa a brain and a life” Fund. If the fund gets a nickel. . .give it to Issa. But demand a receipt. And change.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]NSA[/font]
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One of these days, President Obama will bring the NSA director and the National Security Advisor into the Oval Office, close the door, chew their asses out and then fire both! This agency has run amuck for far too long and their boss, The President, needs to reel them in,

Enter Dan McCall, a novelty item store owner that sells tasteless things that people find funny. Well, people don’t find them funny at the NSA. So, they mailed him a Cease and Desist Order, claiming misuse of government seals.

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Darth Cheney did this against www.whitehouse.org. And he, it and his toad David Addington got laughed out of court.

This is as stupid as when Fox News sued The Simpsons for making fun of them, known as the ass-suing-the-brain lawsuit.

Bring it on, NSA. Expect the judge to tell you to lighten up, go get laid and then read that constitution you are trying to protect. You know, as George W. Bush called it, “a damned piece of paper.”


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Bobby Jindal[/font]
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Louisiana has a long history of corrupt politicans. It goes back a long way. Bobby Jindal (R-Howdy Doody) proves again that Republicans will kiss the ass of donors that give them lots of money, and then appoint their ne’er-do-well relatives to as a payoff for their campaign contribution. . .I mean bribe!

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Nah. . .Howdy Doody wouldn’t do that. He’s a Republican. All for open government and transparency. All for rule of law and rising above corrupt. Surely, someone could come to his defense here.

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Coincidental? I see. . .sort of like it is a the luck of the draw. I see. So, if one of his allies gives him $10 and another gives him $10,000, who do you think gets the government appointment?

This has to be illegal.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Sanford Police Department in Florida[/font]
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In the city where George Zimmerman murdered Trayvon Martin and then walked away scot-free, the police are doing their best to insure that no other black man armed with Skittles and Iced Tea gets shot and killed.

So, the are instructing the neighborhood watch people that their guns will not be needed in their duties of a neighborhood watch. Scratch that. . .the police backed down. Bring out the AK-47s and the M-16s to watch for trespassers and random minorities in lily white communities.

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It’s better to include people. Maybe Trayvon Martin should be included. Oh, he can’t. . .because he’s dead.

Sanford, Florida: You bring the stupid, we bring the body bags. . .the state brings the acquittal.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Teabag Protesters[/font]
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After getting thumped last election day, the teabaggers decided it’s time to move forward with the agenda that America is soundly rejecting. And where else does this happen more than in Texas.

President Obama went to Dallas to trump the ACA. . .and boy, did he get his ass handed to him. Protesters showed up to tell him what-three and what-for.

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Snap! Speak power to trusth, 78 year old Frances Minkowitz. Scream it loud to all the protesters. . .all thousands of them that showed up to demand this Socialist, Fascist, Communist, Kenyan, Black Power Muslim be impeached and shipped back to his home.

In fact, thousands did show up. Just look at the photo below.

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So, the tens of people that showed up protested. . .the media gives them everything and then the Occupy Movement gets little, if any, press.

That’s that damned liberal media again.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]George W. Bush[/font]
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He’s baaaack. . .part 2. The turd that refuses to go down the toilet is back on the list.

AWOL McPlasticturkey has come out of from his little past-president bunker to help poor oppressed Christians everywhere convert those heathen Jews to the way of Christ. Inquisition. . .what a show! The inquistion. . .here we go!

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And Commentary magazine, which bills itself as a "conservative American journal of politics, Judaism, social and cultural issues," noted, "it must be understood that the visceral distaste that the overwhelming majority of Jews have for the Messianics is not to be taken lightly." Many Messianic Jews are Christians who have adopted aspects of Jewish ritual observance; others are Jews who share the Christian belief that Jesus is the Messiah. Asked about Bush's upcoming appearance at the Messianic Jewish Bible Institute (MJBI) event, Rabbi David Saperstein, the director of the Religious Action Center of Reform Judaism, said, "It's disappointing that he would give his stamp of approval to a group whose program is an express effort to convert Jews and not to accept the validity of the Jewish covenant." Foxman was traveling overseas and unavailable to comment.

Next on the agenda. . .spitting on Nelson Mandela, flipping off Gandhi and taking a crap on Cesar Chavez’s grave. Because nothing scream racist, fundie bullshit more than pretending to be Jewish only to show Jews how being Jewish is an affront to Christ, a Jew.

The logic makes my head burn. Bush comes back for this? Can’t he leave the country yet and get arrested for war crimes yet?

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Rush Limbaugh[/font]
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And Finally, Kaptain Krispy Kreme is back on the list. And this time, Mr. Three-Time-Divorced, Childless Scumbag Drug Addict has some rather choice words for women. You’re all abortion machines!

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Yes, because women line up around the block for abortions. It’s a daily errand. Buy milk, go to work, meet friends, abortion, go home. Surely, Tonnage on Loan from God can’t take this any lower?

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Stand corrected. There’s below the belt, gutter, sewer and Rush Limbaugh level. Guns to perform abortions. Is this man on dru. . .never mind.

See you next week.

PS: In order to be fair to our Southerner who accused me of having an anti-Southerner bias in the article, here is a head count:
5 = Number of southerners on the list (southerner meaning those from states that seceded from the Union in 1860)
4 = Number of non-southerners on the list

[voteearlyvoteoften]

1. Excellent

Thank you.

[DetlefK]

2. I didn't get the term "abortion-machine".

Abortion is a procedure, not a product.

Person A uses a woman to perform the procedure "abortion", because either he or a person B has an interest in the result of that procedure.

Is that it? Are evil liberals demeaning women by using them to mass-produce dead fetuses?

[Nanjing to Seoul]

5. No. It just sounds like something dittotards will like, so Fatboy says it

Nothing more, nothing else.

Meaningless, mindless drivel.

[Initech]

10. I think I saw Abortion Machine play at Coachella last year.

[malaise]

3. Excellent

Thanks

[dembotoz]

4. k and r

[KamaAina]

6. I'm afraid the OxyMoron is one step ahead of you

after Top 10 went to press, he called single moms "semen receptacles".

[marble falls]

8. Says a lot about his attitude about women, doesn't it?

[marble falls]

7. Thanks for your hard work, I look forward to this every single week.

[spanone]

9. k&r...

[Agschmid]

11. Kicked!

[bonzotex]

12. k/r - thanks!