White supremacist finds out he's part black

[TheDebbieDee]

Guys, you gotta check out the ironic story below, complete with Buzzfeed gifs.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tracyclayton/white-supremacist-finds-out-hes-part-black

[rurallib]

1. George Takei would say

O! MY!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Oh, I love it!

Ya think he might learn some sensitivity???













Oh fuck no.

[DeSwiss]

16. Umm.... no.

- Too much truth at once can send some people into Immediate and Irreversible Denial.

Cobb said he regrets that he was “guileless” enough to believe that the Ancestry by DNA test would be scientific, and says he'll have up to three other DNA tests for comparison. He said he’s already submitted two samples, but his saliva didn’t produce enough DNA.

Cobb said he’ll make the results public.

“I had no idea or I wouldn’t have gone and done that and I still don’t believe it,” he said.

“I’ll find out with real science and get the whole DNA map,” he said. More

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. OK, that's interesting.

Time will tell, hey?

[DeSwiss]

23. I wonder if the other white supremacists will make him.....

...move out of town until he can prove he's 100%

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. That's an excellent question!

What a hoot that would be, lol!

[Heather MC]

18. I should call him we might be cousins, my DNA test revealed 70% Sub-Saharan African

I will invite him to next family reunion get to know him

[DeSwiss]

21. :-)

- Good. You explain him to your family, so I don't have to! Hehehehehehehe!!!!

[Heather MC]

22. We should send him Afro Sheen, Fried Chicken, Water Melon, and Kool aid

[DeSwiss]

24. ....

[gopiscrap]

3. watch the moron try to get a total blood transfusion

thinking that would change his bloodline.

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Sounds like the old joke about a dirty trick. . .

. . .played on a white supremacist who is in a hospital. The nurses decide to teach him a lesson after hearing him rant about N*****s, so while he's still unconscious from the anesthesia after his operation, they paint his whole body black. He wakes up, notices the black face and skin on him and goes apoplectic. Another nurse in on the gag tells him that, oh, they just found out, the donor of that blood transfusion he received in operation was an African-American.

[Heather MC]

19. ha ha

[IrishAyes]

4. That's rich.

[uppityperson]

5. Story from Bismarck Trib. How wonderful and neener neener neener.

http://bismarcktribune.com/news/state-and-regional/dna-finds-craig-cobb-part-black/article_bfcbf59e-4b23-11e3-a44c-001a4bcf887a.html

[DeSwiss]

15. Looks like he's trying a sort of Afrozz-y look now. It's clear he's a novice.

- It's gonna need a lot of work......

[Heather MC]

20. We Should Mail him AFRO SHEEN

[TreasonousBastard]

6. I wanna know what his buddies in the Klan Kompound think about this.

[Jamaal510]

7. It said the Trisha episode airs on the 18th,

but I already saw it about 3 weeks ago. I saw Craig "Corn" Cobb on there, and boy that was one sick puppy! He was so mad seeing two complete strangers having an interracial relationship. He was such a hater that I was surprised that he even agreed to come on Trisha's show, considering that she herself is Black.

[Contrary1]

8. Check out this comment...

Hopefully, Cobb reads this.

"Looking at the math of this, the best guess I can came up with is that 9 of his 64 great-great-great-great-grandparents were of full African descent (assuming that he has 64 great-great-great-great-grandparents and there is no overlap due to cousins breeding) because 9/64 = 14.06%. Or 4 of his great-great-great grandparents were full African and one was half-African.

Or 2 of his great-great-granparents were full African and one was a quarter-African. Or one of his Great-Grandparents was full African and another was one eighth-African.

Or it could even be that one of his grandparents were 9/16 African. It's possible that one of his Grandparents was more than half African and yet this guy had no clue and is a white supremacist..."

[Spitfire of ATJ]

9. Reminds me of the classic bit on the Chappelle Show...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82404406/

[TheDebbieDee]

11. I remember that bit............

One of my favorite Chapelle Show stories.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

28. Did you see the one he did as a response to the criticism?

[Lucky Luciano]

13. Clayton Bigsby - The black (and blind) white supremacist.

An absolute Chapelle classic. First thing I thought of as well from the OP!

[Hoyt]

26. A real classic. I've missed Chappelle.

[1StrongBlackMan]

12. Posted to for later reading

[DeSwiss]

14. The look on his face when he found out was priceless.

- Don't you just hate it when you're a white supremacist and then find out you're part black? And on teevee with hundreds of thousands of people watching you? It's so embarrassing......

K&R

[Number23]

27. Posting so that I know this is the thread where I can find the greatest gif of all time

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

29. There is a similar vibe in my jewish family,

We have some kooky Likudniks who are uncomfortable with the fact their great grandmother was Arab.

[KansDem]

30. Reminds me of a 1977 "Lou Grant" episode...

"Nazi" (aired 18 Oct. 1977)

Trying to delve behind the headlines about a violent demonstration by American Neo-Nazis, Billie uncovers the fact that their leader comes from an Orthodox Jewish family.

http://www.tv.com/shows/lou-grant/nazi-10498/