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Jeffersons Ghost

(15,235 posts)
Tue Nov 12, 2013, 04:41 AM Nov 2013

A long, long, time ago, alone, in my bedroom, I said" Electronic Mujahideen"

In JG's real words: "In my loneliness, I created a fantasy group named after a tribe, an operative named Vickers discovered and armed. The tribe - on horseback - called the Mujaheddin, gained a reputation and equipment to destroy USSR helicopters in Afghanistan. This primitive tribe was primarily responsible for bankrupting the USSR in a country of little strategic value that no nation should invade. Vickers still coordinates the NSA and CIA overseas, while working with the NGA and other agencies,[like me] as I wait for the sweet lips of death to kiss me good night."

Michael G. (“Mike”) Vickers was nominated by President Barack Obama as the Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence (USDI) on September 29, 2010, and was unanimously confirmed by the United States Senate on March 17, 2011. Secretary Vickers served as Acting USDI from January 28, 2011, to March 17, 2011, and as first and only Assistant Secretary of Defense for Special Operations/Low-Intensity & Interdependent Capabilities (ASD SO/LIC&IC) from July 23, 2007 to March 17, 2011. His service has spanned the administrations of both President George W. Bush and President Barack Obama.

As the USDI, Secretary Vickers is the principal intelligence advisor to the Secretary of Defense. He exercises authority, direction, and control on behalf of the Secretary of Defense over all intelligence organizations within the Department of Defense, including the National Security Agency, the Defense Intelligence Agency, the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency, the National Reconnaissance Office, and the intelligence components of the combatant commands and military services. Secretary Vickers is the Program Executive for the Military Intelligence Program. He is also dual-hatted as Director of Defense Intelligence in the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, and reports to the DNI in this capacity. He is the Department’s principal interface with the Central Intelligence Agency and other elements of the Intelligence Community, and represents the Department on intelligence and sensitive operations at Deputies and Principals Committee meetings of the National Security Council. http://www.defense.gov/bios/biographydetail.aspx?biographyid=178


Now feel the pain of poor people! This group wrote poorly, like their income; but, as tears fill my eyes I rewrote their plight.

An Open Letter from the Electronic Mujahedeen

4th of July
Electronic Mujahideen

We left this paragraph alone, because we realized it was the attitude of his brainchild Hello there. Welcome to my blog. Let me preface this letter by saying that in the event that you drop dead while browsing this page, I sincerely hope that you do indeed reach the highest level of Paradise as a reward for your noble jihad(ism?) In case that does not happen, let’s set the record straight.First and foremost, we will do the same thing the NSA and Anonymous does on a regular basis and use a Jeffersons Ghost persona to present our ideas.

We rewrote the rest of this copy: Check it and see; then look for more online content on our group. If you become inspired, become an army of one

The NSA is probably here with the sole intention of making us stop speaking our truth both online and offline, probably by harming us. Since we are unsure what the NSA wants us to stop doing or saying, we decided to write you wealthy, powerful control freaks an online post. The main reason we want to write to the NSA is that we feel it’s a shame if we do not get to know each other better. It's personal with us; and we want to get personal with every member of your agency. You see, us as bloggers, and we know the NSA as blog-haters. We all probably stumble on the same material online; but unlike your agency we try to present the truth. What differs is our motivation demands we present the clear truth, while the NSA thrives on misinformation. Please allow us to take extreme measures to protect everyone's' right to speak their mind and live a better life. Yes, we see the irony in that philosophy; but it is the truth. Truth be told, we live in poverty and oppression. Political happenings and economic fluctuations affect our lives slightly, while we freeze to death in ice-cold weather. But unlike the weather, a rainy day is some things really can change, if we live long enough. It does not matter if a rainy day turns into a rainy year, decade, or longer, weather is always odd around us. Some of us believe it is Divine influence, others know the truth. Is it a blessing or a curse? Those less fortunate who have been scrambling to save for a rainy day have now depleted their resources and they need help and shelter. Of course this is just a metaphor to people who are not about to freeze to deathh, but if the NSA catches our drift, we will ask the agency not to rain on the parade of protesters asking for the protection of basic human rights and improvement of living standards. We demand that ALL governments recognize a responsibility for those who have no shelter from rain or freezing snow.
Because I created the concept, I gave the Electronic Mujahedeen a finer voice in a rewrite. Check the link and see; but watch out for more Electronic

We write this copy to assure the NSA and foreign punks that we can arrange to put you in prison forever, because we can inspire the FBI. We want the NSA to stop trying to control our country and we do not want any punk-ass agrncy to infringe on the rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness of citizens. We want all of you satellite, intelligence agency and criminals engaged in research on an unsuspecting public to "walk a mile in our shoes." We report this because we embrace a Golden [Dragons] concept, which perpetuates a slogan of NO FEAR. As we report this, many who stood for something like a freeer life for all die in jail, while criminals involved in oppressing and controlling media sit in the highest places of power. http://sudaneseoptimist.wordpress.com/2012/07/04/an-open-letter-to-electronic-mujahideen/
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