"All I want for Christmas is an active frontal lobe." . . . Please come CAPTION Numbn*ts!!!

[skip fox]

George ("Laura said something about Santa that I just know isn't true!&quot Bush just finished saying: "I just don't understand why Jewish groups would be upset with me for speaking at a Jews for Jesus fundraiser. Don't they understand the sooner they accept Jesus the sooner we can have the Apocalypse and then get on with things? . . . But as President I learned one thing: some people are just never going to be satisfied! . . . So I don't let it bother me. . . . Being President gave me what you call perspectulative."


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The above CAPTION was based on the following DU story (where Rachel Maddow "nails it" as always):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017157965

[DetlefK]

1. Ugh. I had hoped, I never had to see or hear from him again.

[Lars39]

2. Just wanted to say I really like your subject lines lately, skip fox!

[skip fox]

4. Thanks.

You might want to check out my journal at DU.

[laundry_queen]

6. I agree! this one had me haw haw out loud :) nt

[Tikki]

3. I like to call myself boosh because it rhymes with whoosh..the sound of air passing through my head.

..heh..heh…heh...

Tikki

[meti57b]

5. Hey, give the guy a break. He can't help it if he is stupid, greedy, corrupt, sold out to...........

big business interests.... etc.

[treestar]

7. I'm done president in'

It's hard. Just ask Laura. Now can I have a drink?

[n2doc]

8. so many possible choices with that headline

red nose is still a drunk, dry or not.

[rock]

9. Red nose, red eyes, splotchy skin

Yep.

[Arugula Latte]

10. I thot I was gunna be speakin at Jews for Cheeses

I like mah cheese, specially that Velveeta stuff.