Sarah Palin 'taken aback by the Pope's "liberal statements."'

[yellowcanine]

Of course she is. What would she think if she actually knew what Jesus said, for example in Matthew 5?


http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/11/12/sarah-palin-taken-aback-by-pope-franciss-liberal-statements/

[livetohike]

1. She is an idiot. eom

[warrant46]

36. And why do people especially us, give a rip about her opinions on ANYTHING ??

It's like waiting for a pronouncement from Honey Boo Boo

[Skittles]

2. can someone please tell me why that vapid loser is relevant in any way???

ANYONE???

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

6. Sorry,

nothing comes to mind......................................

[Skittles]

8. JimboBillyBubbaBob, are you related to Guy Whitey Corngood?

it is a fair question

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

16. Fair indeed!

Yet unlike Mr. Corngood, I have no plans to blow up the moon.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

33. "Let's do this!" (thumbs up) nt

[Skittles]

35. as long as I live

I know I will never see a better username than GUY WHITEY CORNGOOD; it is TOPS

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

39. The credit goes to these guys: :-)

http://m.

&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVdT2HqoV198

[Skittles]

41. LOL

the monkey wants to know WHY we're blowing up the moon

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

42. I swear, all throughout 2002 - 2003 I thought I was watching this play out in real life. They saw

this one coming almost a decade before.

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

45. That's some great stuff.

Just the laugh I needed to end this day and head to Slumberville!

[EOTE]

61. One of my favorite episodes of Mr. Show!

Especially the Toby Keithesque country singer. "Hey little monkey don't go asking why, cuz you don't mess around... with American pride!"

I've been having Bob and David withdrawal for the past decade or so. Can't wait for the "Better Call Saul" Breaking Bad spinoff.

[madinmaryland]

31. Ordering up an ass-kicking for Skittles! Yes indeed!!

[mythology]

47. Sarah Palin often has that problem as well, usually during national interviews

Of course it's never stopped her from yammering on and scamming money from her fawning peons.

[SummerSnow]

32. cause she fascinates people with her stupidwitt..

She's like the court jester of politics.

[Hobo]

46. Bueller? eom

[pnwmom]

48. She's probably going to be running for President next time.

But I can't imagine her getting through the primaries.

[DontTreadOnMe]

3. Hey Sarah! Jesus was a Liberal!

word salad surgery

[winter is coming]

4. I'm not surprised she was "taken aback".

We're talking about a woman who's startled by passing clouds.

[Siwsan]

5. So, what's her reaction to the liberal statements attributed to Jesus?

Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, give aid and comfort to the poor?? And, that whole those without sin casting the first stone business. Sounds suspiciously Liberal, to me.

[yellowcanine]

7. Not to mention, "Sell all you have and give it to the poor."

Sounds like socialistic wealth redistribution to me.

[PoliticalPothead]

20. Jesus was definitely a socialist, no doubt about that.

That's just one of the many facts right-wingers like to ignore.

[mr blur]

9. Also, the Pope speaks Spanish, not English like Jesus did.

Very suspicious.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

15. No. Jesus spoke Aramaic, which literally means "pre-American English". nt

[NuclearDem]

10. Sarah Palin "taken aback" by Jesus Christ's "liberal comments" and "handouts to the poor."

Former Alaska governor and Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said Tuesday she was "taken aback" by comments and policies of Jesus Christ (I-Nazareth) as detailed in his memoir "The Holy Bible."

Among her most pointed criticisms were the Nazarene carpenter-turned-messiah's "redistribution of fishes" and Christ's medical treatment of lepers and other disabled Judeans.

"Well, you know, what we see here with this 'savior' is a complex socialist plot to undermine the free Roman market and spread his anti-Caesarian agenda," Palin said to ABC News. "I mean, I love Caesar's pizza. Especially those little cheese sticks that come with it."

Palin also pointed out the Nazarene has not produced a long form virgin-birth certificate, and railed on his lack of statement surrounding same sex marriage.

[muriel_volestrangler]

23. DUzy! (nt)

[libdem4life]

28. Not to mention the obvious pontoons under his feet when he was "walking on water".

[okaawhatever]

40. ROFL +1000 nt

[malaise]

44. ROFL

[Ganja Ninja]

55. Healthcare miracles are alot like slavery.

[treestar]

57. Duzy

[Dawson Leery]

11. It is understandable that she does not understand the Pope's non conservative statements.

Palin is speaking to the next generation of McVeighs'.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

12. Sarah, like many of her ilk, would call the cops if they saw Jesus on her street. nt

[spanone]

13. derp

?w=538

[Are_grits_groceries]

14. She can join a lot of the Catholic hierarchy who agree. nt

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

17. That lib'rul lamestream media!

Where would secessionist Sarah be without CNN, the Today and the rest of those leftist establishments to keep giving her free publicity when she has product to push?

[Motown_Johnny]

18. Sarah Palin is taken back by walking and chewing gum at the same time.

The fact that something surprises her does not surprise me.

[nyquil_man]

19. She's already looking for a Tea Party candidate to oppose him in the next papal primary.

Yew betcha.

[kestrel91316]

21. Her dominionist handlers aren't going to like how she is trying to follow the pope.

She's supposed to toe the party line that he's the antichrist.

Protestant fundies HATE the pope and catholicism and believe they are going to be first to go to hell.

[SolutionisSolidarity]

22. Out with the old, in with the new.

Right wing Christians weren't too fond of Jews, either. The people controlling this movement are not stupid; they work at both at the local and global level, and have a long term strategy to achieve domination. The Dominionists understand the need for allies, at least for the moment. And they have allies in the Catholic Church, Israel, Africa, and even Russia.

[gopiscrap]

24. Fuck Sarah Palin

[lpbk2713]

25. Don't vote for him Sarah.

[MADem]

26. Sarah Palin, a Roman Catholic? Who knew?

She should have not had sexual intercourse before marriage, then, if she's so concerned about Catholic teachings!!!!

Ooops!

[TheCowsCameHome]

27. Well, Sarah, why don't you run against him?

He should be a pushover

[JaneyVee]

29. Wait til she finds out Jesus was killed by conservatives.

[underpants]

30. OOH! Ssrah learned a two syllable word

[Ikonoklast]

34. Sarah Palin is startled by a great many things.

I bet she barks at her own reflection in the mirror.

[rug]

37. I bet there's tongue-biting going on.

Sarah Palin.

The Pope.

Sarah Palin.

The Pope.

What to do. What to do.

[Va Lefty]

38. Snowbilly Grifter can't understand why someone won't beat heathens over the head w/ bible

[Dash87]

43. Desperate for money, Sarah Palin was hired to make Pope Francis look more agreeable through dumb

statements. She's an entrepreneur, that one.

[hrmjustin]

49. I am sure the Pope is heartbroken now.

[bitchkitty]

50. Damn John McCain to hell.

For loosing Sarah Palin on us.

[JHB]

51. When did she become Catholic?

Do her evangelical pals who don't count Catholics as "Christians" know?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

52. Well, to be fair...

She's also taken aback by long division.

[Sunlei]

53. sarah,what happened all those days locked in hotel rooms with 'your religious leader'?

your campaign spoke of those days

[rurallib]

54. Sarah is born again

maybe more than once. Hard to get so stupid in one birth.

BTW I would like to thank Sarah for continually putting herself out there as a punching bag, comedic foil and butt of great jokes. Thank you Sarah and keep up the good work.

[adavid]

56. You must understand...

that being "Born Again" means to become a complete, polar opposite of Christs teachings. Altruism and Caring for the sick and poor has been replaced with greed and selfishness.

[11 Bravo]

58. She is also completely flummoxed by velcro and Chinese finger traps.

[Erose999]

66. And magnets.

[Renew Deal]

59. Wait till she reads the bible

[Tommy_Carcetti]

60. Is she even Catholic? No?

Then shuttie, Sarah.

[Bluenorthwest]

62. The woman who says Obama is a socialist who pals around with terrorists says

the Pope is a liberal and that is supposed to matter? Why is that?

[Bohemianwriter]

63. For a moment there...

| thought she said she felt attacked by the Pope's "liberal statements"....

[sibelian]

64. BREAKING NEWS! Bailin' Palin and the Hopey Popey do the FREAKNASTY!

Ringside seats available NOW! Children under 10 must be accompanied by a responsible adult.

[Erose999]

65. She should forget about the presidency and run for pope in the next election.