BWAHAHAHA! - J.P. Morgan's Q & A on Twitter backfires. Bigtime.

[Matariki]

http://www.commondreams.org/further/2013/11/14-0

Ask J.P. Morgan: When Will You All Go To Jail?

Annals of Obliviousness: The brilliant minds at J.P. Morgan came up with the idea of a question-and-answer session on Twitter using the hashtag #AskJPM, evidently unaware that everybody hates them. Hilarity ensued. Some samples: "As a young sociopath, how can I succeed in finance?" "How can a company spend $100,000,000 per day on legal expenses and not be a criminal enterprise?" "Can I have my house back?" "Is it true that, while you don't always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim?" "Did you have a specific number of people's lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success?" and "Where do babies come from?" After the insults started streaming in, JP Morgan "cancelled" the Twitter session, evidently unaware that you can't cancel Twitter. Good times.

[PoliticAverse]

1. "Where does #AskJPM fall among your company's smart, sensible business strategies?"

http://www.businessinsider.com/trolls-take-over-ask-jpm-2013-11

[okaawhatever]

2. Love it....i'm going to check out #askJPM I have a feeling this will only get better.....nt

[Matariki]

3. #AskJPM tweets performed by voice of American Greed

[PoliticAverse]

7. lol. n/t

[Enthusiast]

31. Well done!

[Initech]

4. Epic fail for JP Morgan, epic win for Twitter!

[Blue Owl]

5. To that, I say...

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[woo me with science]

6. Well done, Twitterers! nt

[Sheri]

8. awesome. could not have happened to a nicer company. nt

[Oilwellian]

9. Most entertaining hashtag in ages

I have been loving it.

[PoliticAverse]

10. Bloomberg: JPMorgan’s #AskJPM Twitter Hashtag Backfires Against Bank

JPMorgan Chase & Co., the target of at least eight Justice Department investigations, was mocked and taunted by Twitter users after asking followers to send questions to an executive using the hashtag #AskJPM.

The online forum, which the bank canceled late yesterday, was intended in part to give college students an opportunity to communicate directly with a senior executive, said Brian Marchiony, a spokesman for the New York-based company.

“#Badidea! Back to the drawing board,” the bank posted less than six hours after its original post, which drew more than 6,000 responses from users in that span, according to social media tracking service Topsy. The #AskJPM hashtag had more than 24,000 posts on Twitter as of 10 a.m. New York time, according to Topsy.

“If you’re in the banking industry with what’s happened over the last five years, it might not be a good idea to go out and solicit comments on social media,” said Brad Adgate, a senior vice president at marketing firm Horizon Media Inc. in New York. “They are paying all these fines and billions of dollars to the federal government. I question the timing of this".

Read the rest at: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-14/jpmorgan-twitter-hashtag-trends-against-bank.html

[Whisp]

15. ''JPMorgan Chase & Co., the target of at least eight Justice Department investigations,''

you'd never know that by reading some of the things here - that Holder and Obama are in cahoots with the banksters all along...

[DireStrike]

35. Oh no not investigations

they might have to pay a small portion of the money they stole from everybody!

These people need to be jailed and JP Morgan dissolved.

[Whisp]

37. There have been fines.

And it's not over til it's over.
I'm waiting, there is still time before Obama's term ends and I wouldn't be surprised if there was a 'we got bin laden' thingie coming up before he leaves office.

Contrary to you and many here, I believe that the President is doing his best to do what is right, considering all the traitors every where.

Katrina.

[PoliticAverse]

11. Matt Taibbi's take on the fiasco...

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/chases-twitter-gambit-devolves-into-all-time-pr-fiasco-20131115

[whathehell]

12. Humor and Poetic Justice -- you can't beat it!

[Javaman]

13. I would have loved to have been a fly on that meeting room wall...

toadie: Hey guys, I have this great idea to help our imagine using social media!

[calimary]

14. Love it! LOVE the term "bashtaggers"!

And I imagine they'll fire everybody on their social media team rather than bother looking more closely (and honestly) at the many available reasons why this hostility avalanche suffocated their nice folksy little Twitter outreach plan.

When can we start nationalizing them? (I think about that all the time regarding the koch brothers and koch industries. SO MUCH of it involving America's natural resources - which presumably belong to WE THE PEOPLE. We ARE still at war, after all. Why can't we at least bring it up?)

[TxDemChem]

16. Lol OMG

They should have known better

[DeSwiss]

17. K&R

- Either tax 'em or eat 'em is what I say.....

[alfredo]

18. Fav: how do you get bloodstains out of a clown suit?

https://twitter.com/eddyelfenbein/status/400744048907935745

[Matariki]

20. For the WIN!

[Matariki]

19. I imagine the planning meeting - let's use this 'social media' thing to appeal to the kids

[glowing]

21. Is it any wonder they helped to cause a crash to the world's economy... How many millions are they

paying these CEO's to screw the pooch? They can't understand the basics of twitter. LOL. Dumbasses, and we've allowed them to grow bigger and even more dangerous to the world. It's really sad how these asses have any power or influence on our govt leaders; its no wonder they can't get anything done or do anything for The People, they really do live in a bubble.

[deutsey]

22. I literally LOL'ed

That's great!

[marble falls]

23. "Spread out!"

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5046948527276983&w=258&h=188&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7

[stage left]

24. K&R

for Hilarity.

[cali]

25. I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Ouch.

[cali]

26. Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM

that's my fav- though there are so many good ones it's hard to pick just one.

[WillyT]

27. HUGE K & R !!!

[onethatcares]

28. I wish BoA would try this

they are on an equal plane with jpm, they just don't have as much money,.

[Matariki]

29. Or Mansanto.

[cui bono]

30. "Do you believe you are almost universally reviled because you are super-rich

or because you are shameless criminals?"

WUFYS ?@wufys 1h

@JPMorgan Do you believe you are almost universally reviled because you are super-rich or because you are shameless criminals? #AskJPM

Best hashtag evah! Well, it maybe tied with #Sharnado.

Jennifer Florio ?@fagitabowdit 4h

Do I have to be a psychopath to become a banker, or do you provide training? #askJPM

eff Hewitt ?@Bookislovakia 5h

@jpmorgan #askJPM If I wanted to sip champagne looking down from my balcony as the world economy burned, what brand do you recommend?

G Rex ?@FunknDork 8h

How do I cultivate shameless greed and lack of compassion for others? My sense of decency keeps getting in the way of my success. #AskJPM

chuck wass ?@hcwcars 10h

Does Jamie Dimon like to drink his blood warmed or chilled or straight from a cold dead homeless corpse..? #AskJPM

chuck wass ?@hcwcars 10h

@jpmorgan when you hear the name Elizabeth Warren do you A. go into a cold sweat? B.pee yourself C.poop in your pants?#AskJPM

Kevin Murphy ?@kcm74 13 Nov

Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM

Charlotte ?@LoftusCharlotte 13 Nov

#AskJPM Is it true that, while you don't always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim?

Amy Hunter ?@amy10506 13 Nov

Did you have a specific number of people's lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success? #AskJPM

[Enrique]

32. they should stick to CNBC

[magical thyme]

33. Does Jamie Dimon just leave money on the dresser after he visits Congress?

Zane Zodrow?@ZaneZodrow1h
JPM is guilty of municipal bond rigging conspiracy in 31 states. Did widows and orphans pose too big of a challenge?

Zane Zodrow?@ZaneZodrow1h
Does Jamie Dimon just leave the money on the dresser after he visits Congress?

Eli?@s0unDandBra1n2h
Do you answer to Satan, or does Satan answer to you?

WUFYS?@wufys4h
@JPMorgan Do you ever wish you were part of the productive economy instead of the parasitical economy?

Max Keiser?@maxkeiser8h
'Vietnam banker sentenced to death for fraud' http://aje.me/1bMYaqB
>Too much to ask if J. Dimon blew his brains out on live TV?

[MrScorpio]

34. Late to the game, but had I had the chance to ask, I'd ask this...

https://twitter.com/Mr_Scorpio/status/401770732910153728

[CrispyQ]

36. My favorite response:

Does Jamie Dimon just leave the money on the dresser after he visits Congress?