Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM

[cali]

some of my personal favorites from the #AskJPM sh#tstorm.

When Jamie Dimon eats babies are they served rare? I understand anything above medium-rare is considered gauche. #AskJPM

Did you have a specific number of people's lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success? #AskJPM

Is there an income ceiling beyond which it's no longer fun to screw somebody? #AskJPM

I have Mortgage Fraud, Market Manipulation, Credit Card Abuse, Libor Rigging and Predatory Lending AM I DIVERSIFIED? #AskJPM

#AskJPM why did u think this would be a good idea

Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM

Is the fact that you've paid over half a billion in fines since August a source or pride, or are you embarrassed it's not higher? #AskJPM

Charlotte ?@LoftusCharlotte 13 Nov

#AskJPM Is it true that, while you don't always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim?

Did you not realize that The Smartest Guys In The Room was a cautionary tale, not a blueprint for mass theft? #AskJPM

and the party rocks on:

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AskJPM&src=hash

[cali]

1. cannot get enough of this. savage mockery as revenge. (it's better than nothing)

As a young sociopath, how can I succeed in finance? #AskJPM"

#askJPM Does getting roasted on social media feel too harsh a penalty for rigging #LIBOR? Will you lobby Congress to regulate Twitter?"

Will the firm explore new markets, like selling candy-backed securities to babies w/o disclosing the lack of chocolate in the bonds? #AskJPM

Do you feel like your all encompassing shenanigans are overlooked because Goldman Sachs is more hated? #AskJPM

[BelgianMadCow]

2. I have the answer to that question!

I'd go with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder – even in horse size, he'd go down like that stallion Alex Karras's Mongo punched out in Blazing Saddles.

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OK, that's Matt Taibi's answer
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/chases-twitter-gambit-devolves-into-all-time-pr-fiasco-20131115

on edit: heehee

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[lumberjack_jeff]

3. "how do you get bloodstains out of a clown suit?"

[cali]

4. `I'll see you one bloodied clown suit and raise you

a baby eating Jamie Dimon.

[stopwastingmymoney]

5. I can't find my favorite now

It was something like this:

Quick, you're in a locked room with no key, two paper clips and a light bulb,
how do you defraud investors?

Hehehe

[Whisp]

6. so many wicked funny people out there.

Jay Leno is a dullard compared.

what a beating that JPmoran took. it is wonderful to see.

[cali]

7. still pouring in and still a blast