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eridani

(51,907 posts) Sat Nov 16, 2013, 11:17 PM Nov 2013

So, who's entering Matt Taibbi's haiku contest?

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/279-82/20457-chases-twitter-gambit-devolves-into-all-time-pr-fiasco

P.S. As noted on Twitter, I'm offering a Jamie Dimon t-shirt to the author of the best "J.P. Morgan Chase Q&A Fiasco" haiku. I'll announce the winner Monday, and please, if you win, don't forget to send me a mailing address. It took weeks to send out my Tom Friedman hand grenades last time.

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So, who's entering Matt Taibbi's haiku contest? (Original Post) eridani Nov 2013 OP

Winners! eridani Nov 2013 #1

eridani

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1. Winners!

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Fri Nov 22, 2013, 07:05 AM

Nov 2013

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/276-74/20528-focus-the-winners-of-the-chase-twitter-fail-haiku-contest

Ask Chase anything!
Public replies: blow us, you
Cheap gangster fuckwads.

We unzip our fly
Expect a grateful sucking
Instead you bite - ouch!

Self-proclaimed finance Street Wizzzzzzz,
Produces steaming streams
Pissed-off hot tweets

using the twitter
we chat with the hoi polloi
#clusterfuck

I am a huge dick
That skull fucks Americans
With their own money

My mom wants to know
How you like her house, her porch,
Her climbing roses.

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