What pickup lines does George Zimmerman use to get dates?

[NightWatcher]

"Hey baby I used to be on tv nightly"


"sure it was for updates from my murder trial, but that still counts"


Or


"You want to see my snub-nose?"

[Scuba]

1. "So whadya think? Is this a gun in my pocket or am I just glad to see you?"

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. "Baby, who needs Viagra, when Skittles turn me into a fucking animal"

n/t

[NightWatcher]

6. I like your sick brand of humor

[zbdent]

3. "I'll make you famous!"

[calimary]

4. Yeah, he'll make her famous alright.

Her name will soon be inscribed on a marble tombstone or grave marker - for all eternity to read.

[Laelth]

5. Mom?

"Mom?"

"Yeah, Mom, it's George."

"Yeah, I'm in jail again, Mom."

"Yes, Mom."

"Hey, Mom? Can you call the court clerk and figure out the date for my bond hearing? I am sick of being locked up."

I suspect that's the only kind of date he's getting these days.



-Laelth

[pinboy3niner]

7. As soon as I profiled you it was semi-automatically love at first sight

I've been neighborhood-watching you and you're perfect for a high-caliber guy like me. You can go out with me or I can stalk you. Your choice.

[dballance]

9. That's good! Too funny.

[coeur_de_lion]

11. Good one! n/t

[Rstrstx]

8. This one?

[Hekate]

10. One wonders, doesn't one? How in the name of whatever does he ever get a woman without ...

... paying her, and upfront at that?!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

12. Ted Bundy and the Night Stalker were flooded with love letters nt

[bluestate10]

13. There are rightwing nut case women who worship that SOS.

The woman who he was going to terminate today hooked up with him and got inseminated by him after he was publicly known to have murdered a teenager, AND was legally married to and living with his wife.

[Bolo Boffin]

14. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you perjure yourself for me?" n/t