Zimmerman: "She attacked me"

[brettdale]

I guess he's going to use this excuse for everybody that he tries to kill.

[Katashi_itto]

1. His GF's fetus was armed and wearing a hoodie.

[gopiscrap]

15. good one!

[ancianita]

33. Hysterical.

Thanks for the laugh.

[Katashi_itto]

34. :)

[malaise]

38. DUzy

[bravenak]

2. George Zimmerman's trials and tribulations.

Or the amazing adventures of a reasonable man standing his ground against all phone wielding thug maniacs who attack him while he has a gun pointing at them.

[nomorenomore08]

41. *Every time* he's gotten in trouble he's blamed it on the other person(s) involved.

Once, I could believe, but over and over again...?

[bravenak]

42. He's a bullshit factory.

He loves telling stories. Always in a rush to give his side of the story. George Zimmerman the perpetual victim.

[Douglas Carpenter]

3. he was just standing his ground

[arely staircase]

4. of course she did

Just like Martin and Z's ex wife and her dad. Isnt the pattern clear by now? Everyone attacks him and he must stand his ground.

[LumosMaxima]

5. All abusers claim the victim started it. Not buying it. nt

[Berlum]

28. It is also a core Republicon "value"

Republicons have demonstrated repeatedly that they will not accept responsibility for their actions. They are shirkers. They always go AWOL on responsibility.

Yet another reason why no one respects them.

[etherealtruth]

6. Wow ... this poor guy seems to be randomly attacked on a rather routine basis

[Heather MC]

9. Must be a hard life being such an asshole, that a 17 year old, two women and an elderly man all want

kick your ass

[etherealtruth]

10. You made me laugh out loud!

[polly7]

12. That's what I was thinking.

He sees himself as untouchable, but the moment someone says no to his abuse and does something about it, he's completely the victim. Typical bullying asshole who will never, ever get it.

[MisterP]

48. "narcissistic panic" or something: they see themselves as complete Wholes, without a pore

so being told "no" on anything is a mortal offence

[JaneyVee]

7. Was she eating skittles or drinking iced tea?

[bravenak]

11. I think she was waving around a piece of sidewalk.

You know how he feels about sidewalk.

[AverageJoe90]

21. DUzy! nt

[HooptieWagon]

8. He's stupid and violent.

Very soon he will be spending a long time in prison.

[UTUSN]

13. Were the eggs runny

[Shrike47]

14. Everybody attacks the poor guy. It's sad, really.

[gopiscrap]

17. yeah sure, the guys a fucking time bomb waiting to explode!

[Shrike47]

32. I don't know where the sarcasm thingie is..

[diabeticman]

16. Seriously I have to wonder if the other 5 jurors in his trial are really kicking themselves for

allowing themselves to be bullied into the not guilty verdict.

[Yavin4]

27. Those jurors should be thanking their lucky stars that Zimmerman didn't kill her.

I cannot imagine the guilt that they would be feeling.

[diabeticman]

30. That's true

[CatWoman]

18. NRA: Floridians Should Stand Their Ground Against Unarmed Pregnant Women

FLORIDA - A spokesman for the National Rifle Association said today that Florida's Stand Your Ground law gives gun owners the right to protect themselves against unarmed pregnant women. "Pregnant women are notoriously moody and emotional," the NRA spokesman said. "Better safe than sorry."

https://www.facebook.com/andyborowitz

[icymist]

47. Borowitz is funny! Thank you for that...

Florida Considers Eliminating Laws Altogether

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—Arguing that its current system of laws is out of step with life in today’s Florida, a growing chorus of lawmakers in the state are arguing for a measure that would eliminate laws altogether.

“Florida is rife with laws that say ‘Do this, don’t do that,’ ” said Gov. Rick Scott, a supporter of the measure. “Speaking as a Floridian, I have found it exhausting pretending to obey them.”

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/07/florida-considers-eliminating-laws-altogether.html

[dem in texas]

19. Hope he doesn't kill someone else

I hope he gets locked up and put away before he kills someone else. There are some strange thoughts going through his head.

[Skittles]

45. he should already be locked up

for his previous murder

[Boom Sound 416]

20. So is she pregnant or not?

[csziggy]

24. According to Zimmerman, she is

He said she was on his call to 911 - which he made after he threw his girlfriend out of her own house, broke up furniture, and pointed a gun at her (not in that order).

George has played this game before in 2005 when a previous girlfriend made accusations of domestic violence. He turned around and charged her with violence and ended up only having to go through anger management treatment.

[jeffrey_pdx]

31. According to her, she is not

Think I'll take her word on this one

[csziggy]

35. Yeah - saw that on The Last Word right after I posted

I wonder if domestic violence is still a felony if the perp thinks their victim is pregnant even if she isn't?

Whatever - Zimmerman comes off as creepy in his 911 call. As his girlfriend said "he knows how to work this."

[rrneck]

22. That bullshit doesn't work as well when you leave them alive to testify against you. nt

[Marie Marie]

23. Sometimes, it is best to just step back and let these criminals hang themselves.

Justice may arrive late for Trayvon but it is coming. I just hope it gets here before someone else has to get hurt or die. This guy is outta control.

[quinnox]

25. Oh boy, not this guy again

Zimmerman needs to undergo a psychiactric evaluation, and put in a secure safe room for his own safety and so he can't harm others at this point.

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

26. The man is certifiable.

Psychopath or Sociopath, what's the verdict?

[geek tragedy]

29. She brandished a bag of Skittles nt

[lonestarnot]

36. Well, what's he gona say when someone has good aim? Not much I guess.

[libdem4life]

37. Good lord, all this way and I am reduced to going to Google to get a link? Don't watch tv :(

So others in my tv-deprived condition don't have to ... warning



here it is

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/18/justice/florida-george-zimmerman-arrest/

[Javaman]

39. "So, mr. zimmerman, I only have one question for you...

did she hit you with skittles or ice tea? take your time, I know it's a tough question but, you know, just like your last trial, we all want to get the facts straight. "

I hope this fucking halfwit gets his lumps in prison.

[Northerner]

40. Hey gun-humpers, get out your check-books again, your boy Georgie is in the slammer again.

[MisterP]

49. they're too busy saying Malala and Gabby Giffords are endangering women

"you've been shot; I had a nightmare about dusky people: when can you Commie-Nazis stop looking at hypotheticals and ever mention something CONCRETE?"!

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/11/15/nra-news-glamour-honoring-malala-giffords-makes/196918

[Jack Rabbit]

43. "I guess he's going to use this excuse for everybody that he tries to kill."

Well, it worked the first time, didn't it?

[proReality]

44. He's obviously a professional victim. n/t

[Skittles]

46. or gun humping coward

[Jamaal510]

50. Let's see if Hannity et al defend him this time. eom

[noamnety]

51. Did the glass table attack him too?

Is attacking a table with a gun some kind of self-defense move I should learn?