A potato in his head almost the size of a normal human brain. . . . Please CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!!!

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Steve ("No stinkin' ferret has anything on me!&quot Doocy is saying: "The question on everyone's minds this morning is 'Why does Obama hate Lincoln so much?' . . . You see, he adamantly refuses to attend the 150 anniversary celebration of The Gettysburg Address. . . Can you believe it???? . . . Some people are saying it's because Obama finds himself at polar opposites from Lincoln. . . . Indeed, they contend, Lincoln freed the slaves, whereas Obama wants to enslave the entire nation with entitlements and free goodies. . . . We here at Fox aren't sure, but that sure makes a lot of sense to me!!! . . . Stay tuned. After the break Fox and Friends will host a fair and balanced debate on how voter fraud threatens the very fabric of our democracy."

[marble falls]

1. The "other" other brother, Daryll.

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2. "Glenn Beck is my favorite philosopher."

[EC]

3. Nope a Potato has entirely too much energy to be in his brain... n/t

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4. I was thinking a baked potato.

But even then, . . .