ZIMMERMAN isn't funny, but Gawker readers' comments are:

[UTUSN]

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http://gawker.com/nice-guy-george-zimmerman-told-a-911-operator-on-monday-1467171057

[font size=5]Nice guy George Zimmerman told a 911 operator on Monday that he did not pull a gun on his girlfriend. "I have a girlfriend, who for lack of a better word, has gone crazy on me," explained Zimmerman.[/font]

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Fact: George Zimmerman has a girlfriend and I'm sitting on my living room floor, by myself, eating M&Ms. BUT at least no one called the cops on me today, so om nom nom nom.

“Is this 911?” -- “Oh, hi, George.”

Zimmermann suffers from what I call "Murder She Wrote Syndrome"": everywhere Angela Lansbury went someone got murdered yet at no point did anyone ever stop to think — "hey maybe it’s the old lady?” ...

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[peace13]

1. Thank you for the laugh!

Too funny!

[Happyhippychick]

2. "Is this 911?" "Oh hi George. Or any of George's girlfriends, wives, or neighbors."

[UTUSN]

5. You topped it. n/t

[uponit7771]

10. +1

[sarge43]

11. Duzzy

[loli phabay]

3. dark humour is always the funniest, love the murder she wrote one.

[AndyA]

4. The big flaw with "Murder She Wrote"

If you knew a writer, either as a family member, friend, or acquaintance, where there was always a murder when she attended an event, would you continue to invite her?

I think not.

In that same vein, why would anyone date someone who is a known murderer with anger management issues? His girlfriend must not be very smart.

[pokerfan]

7. It would depend on the event

I have some really annoying relatives.

If you knew a writer, either as a family member, friend, or acquaintance, where there was always a murder when she attended an event, would you continue to invite her?

[LiberalEsto]

12. I used to wonder wny the whole village of Cabot Cove wasn't dead

or serving time for murder.

And even though this was supposedly set in Maine, they never seemed to get any wintry weather there.

[Hoyt]

6. “Is this 911?” -- “Oh, hi, George.” Now that is funny, in a perverse way.

[bvar22]

8. "Hey. Maybe its the old lady!"

[coeur_de_lion]

9. Love this one

George Zimmerman is a model citizen. Please consider a sentence of community service.

Sincerely, Ken Starr