Maybe Tucker Carlson isn’t a necrophiliac…

[riqster]

http://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2013/11/21/maybe-tucker-carlson-isnt-a-necrophiliac/

Snips:

"But he does support positions that would result in a lot of people dying through lack of access to health care. Mind, this writer has no degrees in psychology, and so can not diagnose the man. One does have to wonder why a non-necrophiliac would advance causes that would increase the number of dead people, though."

"It is almost inconceivable that Tucker Carlson finds his pulse quickening, his palms sweating, and his jockey shorts tightening when viewing news stories about the miseries suffered by the uninsured. But he does support positions that would result in a lot of people people being very miserable indeed through lack of access to health care. Mind, this writer has no degrees in psychology, and so can not diagnose the man. One does have to wonder why someone not so perverted would advance causes that would increase the number of miserable people, though.

This writer was at the gym yesterday, walking on treadmills and pedaling exercise bikes, and had the great good fortune to be stuck in front of a TeeVee that was tuned to Fox “News”, which was in full “F*** ObamaCare” mode. Tucker’s “solution” was to get rid of the ACA, and ditch the few pathetic bits of pre-ACA regulations and oversight as well."

More at the link.

[Laelth]

1. I have seen no evidence that Tucker Carlson is a necrophiliac. n/t

-Laelth

[beerandjesus]

6. I have seen no evidence that Tucker Carlson is NOT a necrophiliac!

Gotta be sure we cover BOTH sides of this controversy!


We report, you decide!

[Laelth]

7. Hehe.

Indeed. I favor balanced reporting.



-Laelth

[LuvNewcastle]

2. I don't know about his being a necrophiliac,

but I'm pretty sure he hates poor people, or maybe even all non-wealthy people. I've always gotten an elitist and fascist vibe from him. I think that's actually worse than being a necrophiliac. I mean, at least necrophiliacs don't really hurt anybody, as long as the loved ones of the deceased person they touch doesn't find out. I think Tucker does mean to do harm to living people.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

3. The heir to the Swanson Foods fortune an elitist?

Bolder dash!

[LuvNewcastle]

4. I didn't know that. So I guess his little shows on tv were side jobs to keep

him busy. What a waste of flesh. Money nearly always seems to end up in the wrong hands.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

5. I wish he would just take up polo.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. It all makes sense now... Swanson dinners is PEOPLE!!