"Well, Your Honor,. . . ." Please come CAPTION George Zimmerman!!!

[skip fox]

George ("Eat lead, Wiseass!!!&quot Zimmerman is saying, "Your Honor, I don't think it's fair to call me 'out of control.' . . . . I'm not out of control . . . . In fact, I'm very much in control. . . . That matter of choking my girlfriend was a mistake I made while sleep-walking. . . . And throwing all her stuff out of her house, was to announce a new start. . . . I wanted to buy her all new things! . . . And holding a gun to her head was just like a little practical joke she misunderstood. . . . And sending that sex-tape of us to her daughter, . . . well, I thought it was kind of like a family thing. . . . And I can prove I'm in control, Your Honor. . . . I took that $500,000 the N.R.A. sent me and put it all in firearms and military style vehicles and camouflage and stuff. . . . I'm so much in control, Your Honor, I'm more ready for Armageddon than 98% of the population.. . . How's that for being cool and collected?"

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The above CAPTION is based on most recent episode of this narrative-on-its-way-to-hell at DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014653400

[Vox Moi]

1. I been a victim! (in the key go G)

You know I been a victim, oh yeah …
You know not what I done
A victim, it's true, just like God's only son
It's got to be somebody else; I know it wasn't me
Jail would keep me off of the force and postpone my degree.

I said hey judge, I'm innocent
You got no case to make.
I know killed the guy but it was his mistake
You have to take my word of it, the other guy's not here
And let me have my pistol back
So I won't live in fear.

If you been a victim, come commiserate with me
And we'll assert our rights and form a Victimocracy
Roll that rock right off of me
Can't keep a victim down
Now I got the righteous indignation
and I'm standing on the moral high ground.

[skip fox]

2. WOW. Did your write that?

[Vox Moi]

3. It's part of a song I wrote n/t

[skip fox]

4. The lyrics are certainly "in the pocket," as they say. (One writer to another.)