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Looking to join a fun club? For $25/month you can join Gilberton PA's Mark Kessler's militia.
Well I guess the man needs to find a living after he got his butt canned for his racist, sociopathic rants made on youtube. And you know there are enough 'Too-chicken shit to join a real army' gun crazies out there that will pay the money.
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2013/11/chief_kessler_gilberton_militi.html#incart_m-rpt-1
Do you have what it takes ($25/mo) to join Chief Mark Kessler's militia?
November 21, 2013 at 9:00 AM, updated November 21, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Do you have $25, clean urine and a razor?
Then you can apply to join soon-to-be-former Gilberton Police Chief Mark Kessler's newly formed militia.
But Mark Kessler wants to make one thing clear about his group: At no time will the III% try to topple the government of the United States.
Kessler – in the midst of a termination hearing as police Chief of Gilberton Borough in Schuylkill County -- is recruiting men and women to spend one weekend a month training to shoot, perform first aid and survive out of doors. Militia members will be expected carry a rifle and sidearm and be cleaned shaven, according to the guidelines posted on Kessler's website.
If you're thinking of signing up for the III% – named for the 3 percent of the colonists who took up arms against the British during the revolution – you better be loyal to Uncle Sam.
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Do you have what it takes ($25/mo) to join Chief Mark Kessler's militia?
November 21, 2013 at 9:00 AM, updated November 21, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Do you have $25, clean urine and a razor?
Then you can apply to join soon-to-be-former Gilberton Police Chief Mark Kessler's newly formed militia.
But Mark Kessler wants to make one thing clear about his group: At no time will the III% try to topple the government of the United States.
Kessler – in the midst of a termination hearing as police Chief of Gilberton Borough in Schuylkill County -- is recruiting men and women to spend one weekend a month training to shoot, perform first aid and survive out of doors. Militia members will be expected carry a rifle and sidearm and be cleaned shaven, according to the guidelines posted on Kessler's website.
If you're thinking of signing up for the III% – named for the 3 percent of the colonists who took up arms against the British during the revolution – you better be loyal to Uncle Sam.
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He really thinks people are going to sign up for this
my favorite part
(Chewing tobacco will be accepted ( it dont affect other persons )
Boots on the Ground III% interested persons will be required to submit an application, we will have a PDF downloadable file shortly, fill out all requested information and return, once your application has been received and reviewed you will either move on to the next process consisting of an interview, or you will be notified you were not accepted
if you pass the interview process, you will then move onto the physical process, which you will be required to get a full physical from your doctor including a full drug screen, with a no limitation status. ( this will be at the applicant expense )
once you complete your physical/drug screen , your application will then go in front of the advisory board for approval at which point a decision will be made to approve or not
If you are approved, you will be required to Supply your own gear, fatigues, in woodland digital camo, warm weather fatigues, cold weather fatigues, black combat boots, Glock only side arm in 9mm, 45, or 40 caliber only, with four magazines, a license to carry a firearms from your state ( a copy must be submited along with your application ) along with your monthly dues of $25.00
a tactical vest, black or woodland digital, thigh serpa holster, Body Armor, either soft or Hard, if going with hard armor we recommend ar500armor.com only, ceramic plates will not be accepted,
your rifle will be either ar15 platform in 223/5.56 caliber,5.45x39mm or 7.62x39mm or Ak platforms in 5.45x39mm, 7.62x39mm or 223/5.56x45mm
each defense weapon will be complete with cleaning kit and at least 15, 30 round magazines
training will be one weekend a month, and will vary from firearms training, class room training, medical training, ect
support personel, will assist with transportation to and from training , each member will be required to to bring with them a 4 day supply of MRE's & Water
you may supply your own gear & mre's or purchase them through Chief Keslser's Gear page
when attending Training, you will need sneakers, solid gray sweats, tops & bottoms, cold weather gear, warm weather gear depending on season & Climate,
each approved applicant will be required to go though a 90 day probation period .
anyone trying to disrupt , overthrow, speak out, Condemn any member, either csf, Chief kessler's III% support, or Chief kessler's III% Boots on the ground will be banned permanently,
anyone who talks of over throwing
THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATED WILL BE BANNED AND REPORTED TO APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES
WE ARE NOT PART OF ANY INSURECTION MOVEMENT
WE ARE NOT ANTI GOVERNMENT, WE ARE TRUE BELIVERS IN WHAT OUR FOUNDING FATHER CREATED! GOVERNMENT DOES NOT RUN ITSELF ,POLITICIANS DO!
EVERY MEMBER OF CHIEF KESSLER'S III% WILL BE REQUIRED TO BE A REGISTERED VOTER, A COPY OF YOUR VOTER ID CARD WILL BE REQUIRED, YOU MAY BLACK OUT YOUR PARTY AFFILIATION.
no members shall speak out against race, religious belifes , political belifes of other III% members, CSF Members or sexual orientaion
no member shall use or abuse any illicit narcotics, use any perscription pain killer medication, engage in any form of criminal activities, random drug testing will be required for all III% B.O.G, along with a background check, any convictions will not by itself be disqualifying alone, any applicat with a misdemeanor or above conviction will be on a case by case basis
"height & weight ratio will also be a requirement"
"smoking of any tobacco is prohibited while on base or during training exercises or when you're in uniform during any public events"
Chewing tobacco will be accepted ( it dont affect other persons )
all members will be required to be clean cut, shaven, with no facial hair, with good hygiene and present themselves in a professional mannor at all times while wearing the uniform
RANKS WILL CONSIST OF
Commander, Colonel, Captain, Lieutenant, Sargent, Corporal, Private
this is just a small portion of our bylaws
