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For some early morning levity
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues, it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:
When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
malaise
(268,885 posts)Good one
madokie
(51,076 posts)methinks
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)madokie
(51,076 posts)was from Boston. Him with his Boston accent and myself with my northeast oklahoma deep southern drawl made for some comic discussions. Not only did we talk differently we thought differently also. It was a riot.
Sargent Herb we all called him.
B Calm
(28,762 posts)largest bird was a wild turkey that busted up my passenger side mirror.