"Early turkey!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Rich Lowry!!!

[skip fox]

Rich ("No lubricant this time!&quot Lowry is saying, "Juan, I like to see things as they are and speak clearly rather than call other people names. . . . I know I said the senate filibuster was a perversion under Bush in May of 2005 and called for Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist to go for the nuclear option. . . You don't have to remind me! . . . But we're no longer not under Bush and last time I checked May 2005 is long past. . . . It's now November 2013 and Obama is president. . . . It's an entirely different story!! . . . See? . . . I'd only be a hypocrite if I had supported the filibuster back then while I condemned it at the same time. . . . What can't you understand about that? . . . Ideologically blind as you are, Juan, that's gotta be clear even to you!!!"





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The above CAPTION is loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/11/21/rich-lowry-is-mad-that-democrats-took-his-filib/197010

Which links to Lowry's 2005 National Review editorial on the Democratic use of the filibuster and the need for the nuclear option:

http://old.nationalreview.com/lowry/lowry200505130813.asp

[Laelth]

1. I'm just a shill, yes I'm only a shill ...

Sung to this tune:

(for Mr. Lowry)

-Laelth

[skip fox]

2. "I can get my big toe in my mouth.

Of course it's taken lots of practice."

[skip fox]

3. "I have such a tight sphincter that

they couldn't pull a greased hair out of my *ss with a tractor."