Remote detonation device for CONservative "minds": If Sarah Palin thinks...

[Triana]

...

[Gman]

1. Assuming she ever does could be a stretch

[nyquil_man]

2. "If Sarah Palin thinks" is a pretty big assumption. nt

[Triana]

3. Ha! Yes it is! n/t

[nyquil_man]

4. I've got an idea.

If somebody could get access to her and write "I'm a liberal" on her hand while she's sleeping...

[icymist]

5. She probably won't know what it says.

Someone will have to read it to her.

[nyquil_man]

6. Either that, or she's learned to recognize her ghostwriter's handwriting. nt

[SummerSnow]

7. She probably think it reads..

"I'm a Liberian"

[FiveGoodMen]

8. One way or the other...

...she's never gonna meet Jesus.