Porn-watching pitbull forced to work on Thanksgiving.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

Now what?

[Recursion]

1. At Olive Garden, where the customer writes "we don't tip Pit Bulls" (nt)

[lapfog_1]

11. But the guest receipt was later to be revealed as a fake

and caused her to have a mental breakdown, the pit bull was admitted to a psychiatric hospital because she had recently braved the Obamacare website and gotten affordable insurance... but no birth control because of the religious objections of the Olive Garden corporate overlords.

[Ken Burch]

35. To be fair, the customer was a cat.

[loli phabay]

2. holy crap call the UN.

[IdaBriggs]

3. Obama's fault.

Him and his glitchy website --- Grrr.

[Scuba]

4. Was he shaved... you know, "down there"?

[LittleBlue]

5. Crap. Now Miley will demand action on Benghazi

after Hillary used the word "rare"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

41. She's been pretty pissed off ever since Ben Ghazi stood her up.

[Tom Rinaldo]

6. Is s/he a papist? n/t

[FiveGoodMen]

7. At the Olive Garden?

[BainsBane]

26. That's so 2008

It's Starbucks man, keep up.

[11 Bravo]

8. But is the pooch circumcised, and does he believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone?

[Sancho]

9. Carrying a AR-15? A pitbulls gotta stand their ground you know....

[truth2power]

10. That is funny!! Covered all bases...

[stevenleser]

12. LMAO. Only if you have chicken for dessert! nt

[deutsey]

13. What are his views on breast feeding in public?

[riqster]

14. At Walmart, with a vegan boss who keeps making jokes

...about "fixing" employees. He must install the new Issa brand car alarms that scream "Benghazi" at 120 db.

[randome]

15. And he's a Hillary-lover, too!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]TECT in the name of the Representative approves of this post.[/center][/font][hr]

[Egalitarian Thug]

16. While sucking on an e-cig. n/t

[Rex]

17. I hear he has to serve a woman breast feeding a baby and a white tiger

from Vegas.

[SomethingFishy]

18. Yeah but was he smoking...

and claiming abortions should be rare?

[Scootaloo]

19. Newest NBC sitcom?

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. Does it open-carry, or wear a jock strap?

[WilliamPitt]

21. ...with Nader.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Last seen on the grassy knoll

amirite?

[NuclearDem]

23. While the NSA monitors it launching DDoS attacks on healthcare.gov

[BainsBane]

24. It's all Hillary's fault

[yodermon]

25. .. while vaping and spanking his son, who's circumcised of course.

[darkangel218]

27. What kind of porn was the pitt watching?

Don't leave important stuff out

And did it hunt and kill the deer before or after?

What the hell, we need to know.

[ancianita]

28. Doesn't matter. He's castrated.

[darkangel218]

36. LMAOROFL!!!

[ancianita]

37. Had to cut the porn stuff off, ya know?

[kydo]

29. Yeah but did he kill JFK while faking the moon landing

[grantcart]

30. Wait till Senator Warren gets ahold of this.

There will be hell to pay.

[Vox Moi]

31. while chewing on the wish bone his boss threw to him

[booley]

32. you forgot hugo chavez with a gun

Yeah I know he's dead.

so what?

[geardaddy]

33. And is breastfeeding at olive garden

where she's eating cornflake chicken.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. also is deep frying the turkey after covering in cornflakes

[Spider Jerusalem]

38. The obvious answer:

"Call Congress. Right fucking now."

Of course.

[randome]

46. You spelled 'fugging' wrong.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

[IronLionZion]

39. Depends on whether the pooch understands that single payer is better than insurance

and how many completely pointless threads per minute can be started on the subject. The quantity comes naturally. It takes years of practice to get the posting speed. In the mean time Obamacare covers carpal tunnel.


All bets are off if the pitbull is a feminist.

Now what?

[LiberalEsto]

40. Unfortunately the pit bull has to work on Thanksgiving

He's a greeter at Walmart.

[IronLionZion]

43. The pit bull's coworkers would donate food, but can't because their food stamps were cut.

The private sector is efficient like that.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

42. Is that the one who works at Pizza Hut?

At least he'll be able to watch porn on the job since I doubt he'll get many customers that day.

[jazzimov]

44. you forgot that he worked at Olive Garden and was forced

to wait on a breast-feeding mother.

edit to add; the mother was smoking.

second edit; she ordered off-menu - she wanted chicken fried in cornflakes.

[flvegan]

45. The fun is over.

If that made you laugh, you've been here a while.

[bluedeathray]

47. Now? We nuke the unborn baby whales! nt

[Katashi_itto]

48. Porn-watching Marxist Pitbull....get your labels right...!

[lame54]

49. It's a conspiracy...

Or is it?

[stevenleser]

50. kicking. nt

[madinmaryland]

51. After eating kudzu, it's going places!!

[Old and In the Way]

52. Obviously, a conservadem Boomer....nt

[DontTreadOnMe]

53. Dinah Mo?