Can we all agree to call it "The impotent male rage of the rightwing"?

[elehhhhna]

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Their drive to regulate the sex, repro and uteri sorta gives away their game, yes?

[kimbutgar]

1. Having to wear guns on them as an extension

Of there penis's that can no longer get erect without Viagra. Concealed carry guys remind me of impotent men.

[HereSince1628]

2. Yes, caused by an overweight, spying, pet beating impotent little white man

that comes into our dreams and down our chimnies delivering guns (toy and otherwise) and sports equipment that feed Homo consumerus males' power-crazed interest in intra and interspecies strife and domination of the rest of the planet.

That freaking fat little, tar and nicotines sucking corporation serving elf beats his reindeer and forces them to work HOLIDAYS!!!, pushes innocent cute little elves into the wage slavery of sweat freezing labor at the northpole.

What for?

So that little white boys can be appropriately aculturated to dominate culture with toy guns, fake police badges, toy handcuffs and board games of MONOPOLY and much MUCH MUCH worse video games!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haven't we had ENOUGH? Jeezzzzzzzzz.

This evil incarnate isn't available to consumers on BLACK FRIDAY for no reason at all...

This is it!!! The entre of a season aimed at promotion and recruitment into gender WAR!


Or something like that.