Topless Barber Charged With Unlicensed Cosmetology

[discocrisco01]

The AP reports

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A woman who allegedly offered topless hairstyling services in northern Colorado faces criminal charges. But police say the problem isn't cutting hair without a top. It's cutting hair without a license.

The Longmont Times-Call reports ( http://goo.gl/Hh55PN ) 46-year old Suzette Hall was arrested Wednesday night on suspicion of practicing cosmetology without a license.

Hall's former partner says she advertised $45 topless haircuts online.

According to the arrest warrant, the former partner called police about the topless styling because she "did not believe this was safe or proper."

Police weren't able to turn up any Craigslist ads.

Hall's ex-husband told police she set up shop in Loveland and offered services as "Rebel Barber." He told police she applied for "a nude license for hairstylists," but no such license exists.

[Nye Bevan]

1. May I be the first to congratulate the police for their performance in this case.

The issue of unlicensed topless barbers is something that not enough people worry about. But they present a very real danger to our society.

[seabeyond]

3. not to mention the inspired reporter that felt this story needed to be written, or the duer

that felt it was any kinda news.

meh...

[Liberal_in_LA]

10. lol

[Major Nikon]

26. Whatever happened to sending them out to round up stray dogs?

Is this really the best thing they can come up for them to do?

[Nuclear Unicorn]

2. I'll wager dollars to donuts

some corporation(s) lobbied to have the licensing requirement enacted.

[rug]

4. Maybe she misunderstood when she was asked to take a little off the top.

[awoke_in_2003]

13. DUzy. nt

[TeeYiYi]

14. +1...

I rarely see DUzys that are actually worthy of the title but in this case... absolutely!

TYY

[Warren DeMontague]

5. what a boob!

[dipsydoodle]

6. GRAPHIC WARNING

No picture.

[madinmaryland]

7. This thread is worthless without pics!!

[dipsydoodle]

8. Here you go........

[HooptieWagon]

12. Its better that way.

Booking photo:
http://www.dailycamera.com/top-stories/ci_24625028/longmont-police-topless-barber-arrested-practicing-without-cosmetology

[Sheldon Cooper]

9. What sort of pathetic person gets their kicks

from getting a haircut by a topless stylist? Really, could they be any more pitiful?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

16. Google "haircut + sports." Doesn't seem much different from the consumer's angle.

Personally, the sooner I'm out of the chair, the better, but as long as I'm stuck there if I can look at a game or some boobs I'm happier.

[Major Nikon]

18. My wife cuts my hair so I think I may try to talk her into it

The thought of her going to jail for it seems as exciting as ripping the tag off the mattress.

Self-righteous indignation has it's own pathology, BTW.

Just sayin'

[JVS]

20. Would you prefer they just look down the shirts of the teenagers working at Fantastic Sam's?

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Does the customer choose which way he faces?

[Coyotl]

15. Wouldn't that make her boobs itch?

[struggle4progress]

17. I've never tried getting an online haircut and I'm really not sure I understand how it works

[Major Nikon]

19. Kinda like online porn in that it has DIY aspects

[struggle4progress]

21. Oh! So I take off my shirt to get that topless thrill?

[Major Nikon]

23. Bob's your uncle

[struggle4progress]

25. No, he's not ! My uncle's name ... oh ...

[NaturalHigh]

22. Glad to see they've eliminated all crime in Colorado...

and can now focus on the societal scourges that are topless barbers.

[randome]

24. "Look down now. I said LOOK DOWN! Crap! Forget it, you'll just look like Moe Howard!"

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