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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTop Gun Santa
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Top Gun Santa
By William Rivers Pitt
Truthout | Op-Ed
Thursday 05 December 2013
Two years ago, nearly to the day, I penned an article about the degree to which the Christmas season generally makes me want to tear my skull out from under my face and lob it through the window of the nearest storefront that has the gall to play "Jingle Bells" on an endless loop from a sidewalk speaker. I have my reasons, valid ones all, and I'm pretty sure I'm not alone.
I am not, however, a curmudgeon. Sure, my "Christmas spirit" takes an annual beating when the commercials start in June, and the same songs are played all the time everywhere (I think the last new piece of Christmas music was written in the year 2), and the overwhelming commercialism of the whole thing makes me wonder why we don't all just live in the mall and get it over with...but then the day itself arrives, and I see family and friends, and get to watch them enjoy my gifts, and get to enjoy my own, and in the end, it's nice.
While I am not a to-the-knife defender of all things Christmas, I do believe it is important, especially for the children. All of my best Christmas memories are from before I was ten years old. There was a simple magic to it - the tree, the anticipation, the cookies and milk for the guy who would be coming down the chimney - that I still haven't forgotten, and this year, I get to share it with my daughter for the very first time.
So when I saw this article on Tuesday morning, I very nearly went around the bend:
As Santa streaks through the sky this Christmas Eve, Rudolph merrily guiding the way, he will be flanked by some new and unusual companions: a jet-fighter escort, bristling with missiles. That is the twist that - to the dismay of at least some child advocates - the US military has chosen to put on this year's version of its traditional animated tracking of the yuletide journey. This year's updated segment, now previewing on the military's website, depicts Santa soaring over snow-capped peaks with military aircraft keeping pace on either side.
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Threats? To Santa Claus? Whose bright idea was this? Now, for the first time in history, children who see this nonsense will go to bed on Christmas Eve worried that someone might try to kill Santa Claus, an idea that no kid anywhere has ever been required to encompass.
You really have to see this turd to believe it. The martial drumming, the terrible graphics, the cameras and radar stations surveilling everything, and of course, the war weapons on Santa's six. You'd think the "defense" industry would treat Santa with more dignity. He knows if you are sleeping, he knows if you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so for goodness sake, the guy should be on retainer with the NSA.
The NORAD tracking thing has been around for almost 60 years, and when I was old enough to know better, I loved watching how it made the younger kids lose their minds when Santa's "position" was reported by the local TV news stations...but this deal with the fighter jets is not just some cute new wrinkle they've added.
It is product placement and the creation of brand loyalty to the military in the minds of young children, which in the end makes it recruiting. Period, end of file.
The rest: http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/20441-top-gun-santa
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Top Gun Santa (Original Post)
WilliamPitt
Dec 2013
OP
Or at least proved that Santa isn't the only one who knows when you're sleeping.
NuclearDem
Dec 2013
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Nuclear Unicorn
(19,497 posts)1. "Threats? To Santa Claus?"
Maybe he's crossing China's newly declared ADIZ.
mike_c
(36,279 posts)2. agreed, 100 percent....
And rec'd.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)3. I don't know what the big deal is, in 1979 Santa almost got shot down by a F4
You should be happy they are working with him not against him!
F-4 Jet Fighters: Santa On The Scope - Christmas 1979
badtoworse
(5,957 posts)4. Missile lock on Rudolph?
malthaussen
(17,183 posts)5. Damn, I missed that one in '79.
Or rather, I should say I didn't miss that at all.
That is really some sick shit.
-- Mal
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frylock
(34,825 posts)7. edward snowden's disclosures have endangered santa claus argle bargle!!12
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)10. Or at least proved that Santa isn't the only one who knows when you're sleeping.
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spanone
(135,803 posts)11. 'bristling with missiles'
so, who wants to kill santa?
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Blue Owl
(50,325 posts)14. 'Neath the Missle Toe...
jazzimov
(1,456 posts)13. "War on Christmas Part 2 - Santa Fights back!" nt
progressoid
(49,961 posts)15. I dare Santa to get through our post 9-11 air defense system.