high school girls with bare legs walk by my house this morning to the bus stop, wearing just light jackets. Parkas make you look fat, I guess. It was 5 degrees out there. Heck, I put on a parka and gloves to take the dog out to pee. But I'm a wuss, and I don't care if the parka makes me look fat, I guess.

Kids! Gotta love 'em.

lpbk2713

(43,298 posts)

2. How cold was it?

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 02:23 PM

Dec 2013

MineralMan

(151,540 posts)

3. It was so cold, the snowmen had parkas on.

Reply to lpbk2713 (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 02:24 PM

Dec 2013

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

4. It was so cold

Reply to lpbk2713 (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 02:45 PM

Dec 2013

that flashers were carrying pictures.

It was so cold that lawyers had their hands in their OWN pockets.

It was so cold that listening to Rush Limbaugh sounded good, because I was that desperate for hot air!

Okay, I totally stole those.

Here are some more, they are funny.

http://www.wdrb.com/story/13624307/its-so-cold-that

Berlum

(7,044 posts)

5. It's so cold here that I saw...

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 03:00 PM

Dec 2013

...a chicken cross the road with a capon.

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