"Everytime I open my mouth, my face disappears." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Last edited Fri Dec 13, 2013, 12:37 PM - Edit history (2)

Donald ("F*ck the facts!&quot Trump is saying, "Look, Steve, I'm not saying anything. . . . It just seems like a hell of a coincidence that Hawaii's Health Director who authorized the release of Obama's so called birth certificate, Loretta Fuddy (and doesn't that name sound like it was invented in some a smoke filled, back room!) , was the only person to die in the plane crash! . . . Just like I think it's a hell of a coincidence his great aunt back in Kenya remembers him being born there but the Hawaiian newspapers list his birth there. . . . And have you ever noticed how the President's lower lip quivers just a bit when he mentions Kenya? . . . But again, I'm not claiming anything, I just saying . . ."



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The above CAPTION is loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/12/donald-trump-birther_n_4435621.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

[Octafish]

1. Paleontologist finds: Dinosaurs had Rooster Combovers

Fleshy head comb found on Edmontosaurus near Grande Prairie

Detecting dinosaur’s crest equivalent to discovering elephant’s trunk

http://www.edmontonjournal.com/life/fashion-beauty/Fleshy+head+comb+found+Edmontosaurus+near+Grande+Prairie/9280332/story.html?__lsa=feac-59ca

It's under "Fashion and Beauty"

[skip fox]

2. "I'm not arrogant. I'm just right! That's how great I am."

[spanone]

3. 'Look, Steve, I'm not saying anything' finally the asshole speaks some truth.

[skip fox]

4. "Are you kidding, Steve? . . . When I was a kid I was the best Boy Soout ever!

. . . In fact they dedicated a merit badge to me. . . It's call the Tin Man Badge. . . . My Mother was very proud. . . . But my Dad just laughed and slapped me on the back, and went back to his bottle, muttering."

[Eleanors38]

5. He said a plane crashed into his hair?

[skip fox]

6. How can he tell?