"Another Twinkee is a terrible thing to waste!" . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!!

[skip fox]

Rush ("Are you going to eat that?&quot Limbaugh is saying: "Listen, if Santa's not white, then I'm not the most brilliant communication specialist of all time, . . . if Santa's not white then I'm not the most objective human with the greatest intelligence ever measured, . . if Santa's not white, then I'm not the wisest, most humble . . .[blah, blah, blah]!"


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The above CAPTION is loosely based on the following Media Matters story:


http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/12/13/limbaugh-agrees-with-foxs-megyn-kelly-santa-cla/197264

[rustydog]

1. "You know my friends, As I sat at home pulling today's show out of my ass..."

[zbdent]

4. if only it had that much credibility ...

and he had that much class ...

[Johonny]

2. Never has a man with so much claimed to have so little to self identify with his audience.

[politichew]

3. "For Christmas, my wife shipped off my belly button lint...

to a sweat shop in the Dominican Republican. They sent back this gorgeous shirt."

[Lint Head]

5. "If Viagra is not blue then I don't love the little children that believe in Santa."

Especially the ones in the Dominican Republic.

[skip fox]

6. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish to announce that

I take Viagra just for the wet dreams."