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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLast night, I read my kids "Pete the Cat Saves Christmas." In it, Santa is portrayed as a cat.
I then immediately received a knock on the door.
It was Megyn Kelly, who wanted to inform me that Santa Claus is not actually a cat.
Thanks Megyn!
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Last night, I read my kids "Pete the Cat Saves Christmas." In it, Santa is portrayed as a cat. (Original Post)
Tommy_Carcetti
Dec 2013
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tanyev
(49,297 posts)1. I hope it was a white cat.
Tommy_Carcetti
(44,499 posts)2. It was actually black AND white!
You's miscegenated! All you boys is misegenated!
riqster
(13,986 posts)3. Damn, beat me to it!
Tanuki
(16,448 posts)4. And in Richard Scarry's Best Christmas Book Ever,
Santa is a bear, and a brown one at that! SO THERE, Megyn!
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Tommy_Carcetti
(44,499 posts)5. Brown bears have no business living at the North Pole.
Everybody knows only Polar Bears live at the North Pole.
And penguins.
Throckmorton
(3,579 posts)6. And Reindeer, and Olive, the other reindeer.
and Elves, and Yeti, and hobbits, and elves......
catbyte
(39,153 posts)8. If you want to get technical, penguins don't live at the North Pole, only the South Pole...
Tommy_Carcetti
(44,499 posts)9. I know.
Dr. Strange
(26,058 posts)7. Jesus was a cat, though, right?
Or is it that every cat thinks they're Jesus?