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A lazy fucking press! Proof that journalism is dead!! Liberal_Stalwart71 Mar 2012 #1

Good Lord these are funny - thanks for the laugh aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2012 #2

K&R pinboy3niner Mar 2012 #3

I can't tell you how many times I've gone herey BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #4

It's their yesphan Mar 2012 #12

more... tk2kewl Mar 2012 #5

Flying bugs, eh? I knew it was something like that! cthulu2016 Mar 2012 #6

omg lol r these for real? or p.shopped leftyohiolib Mar 2012 #7

I almost had a headline for that last article but unfortunately it was only a 48pt bold headline LynneSin Mar 2012 #8

You made me emmadoggy Mar 2012 #24

And let's not forget... progressoid Mar 2012 #9

thanx loved it :o) opihimoimoi Mar 2012 #10

Here's some other good ones..... LynneSin Mar 2012 #11

lol geardaddy Mar 2012 #13

I became an aficionado of newpaper typos back when I was a pre-teen Cirque du So-What Mar 2012 #14

In my mind, I just heard Chevy Chase saying... MarianJack Mar 2012 #15

Like Jay Leno's 'Headlines' segment of the Tonight Show. Thanks. freshwest Mar 2012 #16

Finally, the secret ingredient to lemons revealed! rurallib Mar 2012 #17

I remember the Daily Kansas headline Blue_Tires Mar 2012 #18

These are great. n/t GiveMeFreedom Mar 2012 #19

This message was self-deleted by its author ellisonz Mar 2012 #20

Hilarious, but Cleita Mar 2012 #21

... progressoid Mar 2012 #22

Think of a headline redwitch Mar 2012 #23

I've written "lol", when I really didn't laugh out loud. But I really did with these. abq e streeter Mar 2012 #25

I have worked in the publishing world for years as a copy editor. RebelOne Mar 2012 #26

Ok, that Jets Patriots headline was fkdasd up! jobycom Mar 2012 #27

ow, my cheeks hurt from laughing n/t deacon_sephiroth Mar 2012 #28

Love it. Didn't Johnny Carson show crazy headlines? sinkingfeeling Mar 2012 #29

Repost this in The Lounge, where it belongs. Several SOP violations for GD here. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #30

Liberal_Stalwart71

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1. A lazy fucking press! Proof that journalism is dead!!

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aint_no_life_nowhere

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2. Good Lord these are funny - thanks for the laugh

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pinboy3niner

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3. K&R

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Tears of laughter here...

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BlancheSplanchnik

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4. I can't tell you how many times I've gone herey

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barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf. Frikkin repukes have that effect on me.

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yesphan

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12. It's their

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jumphead that gets to me.

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tk2kewl

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5. more...

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cthulu2016

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6. Flying bugs, eh? I knew it was something like that!

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leftyohiolib

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7. omg lol r these for real? or p.shopped

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LynneSin

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8. I almost had a headline for that last article but unfortunately it was only a 48pt bold headline

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I was able to take out the italics though

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emmadoggy

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24. You made me

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progressoid

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9. And let's not forget...

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opihimoimoi

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10. thanx loved it :o)

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LynneSin

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11. Here's some other good ones.....

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geardaddy

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13. lol

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Ouch! My stomach.

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Cirque du So-What

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14. I became an aficionado of newpaper typos back when I was a pre-teen

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and saw in the classifieds (Farm Animals & Equipment) an ad: 'Farty pigs for sale.'

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MarianJack

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15. In my mind, I just heard Chevy Chase saying...

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..."Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!"

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freshwest

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16. Like Jay Leno's 'Headlines' segment of the Tonight Show. Thanks.

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17. Finally, the secret ingredient to lemons revealed!

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Blue_Tires

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18. I remember the Daily Kansas headline

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that was only a couple of years after I left, iirc

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GiveMeFreedom

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19. These are great. n/t

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Cleita

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21. Hilarious, but

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I would have gotten an "F" in English if I had written headlines like that on my high school newspaper.

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progressoid

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22. ...

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redwitch

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23. Think of a headline

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LOL, damn these are wonderful!

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abq e streeter

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25. I've written "lol", when I really didn't laugh out loud. But I really did with these.

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RebelOne

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26. I have worked in the publishing world for years as a copy editor.

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And you would not believe some of the screaming errors I have caught in 72-point type.

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jobycom

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27. Ok, that Jets Patriots headline was fkdasd up!

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28. ow, my cheeks hurt from laughing n/t

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29. Love it. Didn't Johnny Carson show crazy headlines?

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30. Repost this in The Lounge, where it belongs. Several SOP violations for GD here.

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locking.

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