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Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:23 PM

your penis is huge

Frigin huge penis that one, when compared to non human primates.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/12/average_penis_size_human_penises_are_huge_compared_to_other_primates.html

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Reply your penis is huge (Original post)
arely staircase Dec 2013 OP
NuclearDem Dec 2013 #1
FarPoint Dec 2013 #2
loli phabay Dec 2013 #3
BainsBane Dec 2013 #10
arely staircase Dec 2013 #9
FarPoint Dec 2013 #12
arely staircase Dec 2013 #14
rug Dec 2013 #24
BainsBane Dec 2013 #4
NoOneMan Dec 2013 #5
loli phabay Dec 2013 #18
L0oniX Dec 2013 #23
Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #6
arely staircase Dec 2013 #11
lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #31
Major Nikon Dec 2013 #39
quinnox Dec 2013 #7
EOTE Dec 2013 #16
quinnox Dec 2013 #17
1000words Jan 2014 #61
seabeyond Dec 2013 #8
MineralMan Dec 2013 #13
dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #15
Humanist_Activist Dec 2013 #19
WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2013 #20
nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #46
ismnotwasm Dec 2013 #56
Shivering Jemmy Dec 2013 #57
Blue Owl Dec 2013 #21
L0oniX Dec 2013 #22
Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #25
BlueStreak Dec 2013 #26
L0oniX Dec 2013 #27
LittleBlue Dec 2013 #28
geomon666 Dec 2013 #29
lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #30
Packerowner740 Dec 2013 #32
Beearewhyain Dec 2013 #33
In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #34
jberryhill Dec 2013 #35
arely staircase Dec 2013 #36
jberryhill Dec 2013 #37
NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #38
SwampG8r Dec 2013 #42
NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #44
SwampG8r Jan 2014 #58
Major Nikon Dec 2013 #40
SwampG8r Dec 2013 #41
K.O. Stradivarius Dec 2013 #43
NickB79 Dec 2013 #50
Manifestor_of_Light Jan 2014 #63
dawg Dec 2013 #45
Nevernose Dec 2013 #47
Codeine Dec 2013 #48
RiffRandell Dec 2013 #49
opiate69 Dec 2013 #51
RiffRandell Dec 2013 #52
opiate69 Dec 2013 #53
RiffRandell Dec 2013 #54
nolabear Dec 2013 #55
taught_me_patience Jan 2014 #59
Silent3 Jan 2014 #60
U4ikLefty Jan 2014 #62

Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:25 PM

1. Why, thank you.

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:26 PM

2. Why is this post NOT in the Lounger?

I see no political rationale for comparing one's penis with vegetables.

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Response to FarPoint (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:26 PM

3. meat and two veg as they say. but it does seem lounge material.

 

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Response to loli phabay (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:31 PM

10. probuably so

Just don't apoligise

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Response to FarPoint (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:30 PM

9. it Is a discussion

Of the general variety concerning an article from a popular liberal political mag.

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Response to arely staircase (Reply #9)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:32 PM

12. Where?

On page 95 next to the puzzles and next to a Trojan Advertisement?

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Response to FarPoint (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:58 PM

24. It's already full.

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:27 PM

4. Since the level of intellectual discourse was too high in GD today

Why not bring it down to grade school?

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:27 PM

5. Just stop starring. We aren't pieces of meat

 

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Response to NoOneMan (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:37 PM

18. honestly i dont mind being stared at, does not bother me at all

 

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Response to NoOneMan (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:57 PM

23. Creepy ...ain't it.

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:29 PM

6. based on the timing. this seems purposefully inflammatory in GD

 

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Response to Pretzel_Warrior (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:31 PM

11. it is from slate.com

And that is the original headline.

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Response to Pretzel_Warrior (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:24 PM

31. You say that like "inflammatory" isn't a GD requirement. n/t

 

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Response to lumberjack_jeff (Reply #31)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 10:58 AM

39. Par for the course at least

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:30 PM

7. How to measure your dong...

 

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Response to quinnox (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:35 PM

16. Eureka!

Archimedes would be proud.

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Response to EOTE (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:37 PM

17. ...

 

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Response to quinnox (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 01:19 AM

61. Dong? .... Dong!

 

Where is my automobile?

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:34 PM

13. Good morning, Mr. Pharmacist.

I will take a dozen of your best condoms, please.

Size? Why Extra Large, of course.

In before the lock.

N.B.: When I was growing up in California, one could only buy condoms at the pharmacy counter, and each packet was marked: For Prevention of Disease Only. We have made progress.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:35 PM

15. Is this the 15" pianist joke ?

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:38 PM

19. There is a show called "Evolve" from the History Channel...

 

I know, I know, slam them if you will, but some shows are worthy, this being one of them, anyways, it has an episode on the evolution of sex, namely internal fertilization, the episode name is actually just "Sex". Its a cool show that focuses on one particular part of the body, or a behavior or biological process and explains how they evolved. The first episode was called "Eye" for example.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:40 PM

20. "Stop Worrying About Size—90 Percent of Human Penises Are Between 5 and 7 Inches."

There, I shortened it.

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Response to WorseBeforeBetter (Reply #20)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 07:20 PM

46. +1

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Response to WorseBeforeBetter (Reply #20)

Wed Dec 25, 2013, 12:19 AM

56. LoL

Exactly

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Response to WorseBeforeBetter (Reply #20)

Wed Dec 25, 2013, 12:24 AM

57. And they are all bigger than an alpha male goriilla's

Other half of article

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:43 PM

21. Not another dick dynasty thread

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 04:55 PM

22. This should really be a pole ...uhm ...er poll.

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:00 PM

25. It's because I'm half Bigfoot

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:05 PM

26. You must be an American

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:06 PM

27. Damn it ...the NSA has gone too far ...now they even know my penis size.

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:09 PM

28. Oh my, GD right now

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:20 PM

29. So this is why republicans want to kill everyone.

If you're the last guy standing, you have the biggest dick.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:22 PM

30. Some people audition for the nativity scene...

 

..others for the Festivus pole.

Let's hear the grievances!

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:26 PM

32. I've been told that

By myself.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 05:45 PM

33. You missed a space in your subject line

But thanks for noticing.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:00 PM

34. I seriously doubt that.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:23 PM

35. Not since my penis reduction surgery

 

I'm much less embarrassed about it now.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #35)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:25 PM

36. did you donate the clippings to

Cocks for Love or another worthy cause.

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Response to arely staircase (Reply #36)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:31 PM

37. Funny you should say that

 

True story - I had let my hair grow out for about two years and recently got it cut short again. The women at the shop asked me if I wanted to donate, and asked another one how long it needed to be. The other one brought over a ruler, they checked, and made kind of an "aww" of disappointment. I asked what was wrong and one said, "it's two inches too short."

"Story of my life," I said, to their attempt to suppress laughing.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:59 PM

38. Author has clearly never met Jerry the Tapir.

 

Tapirs, elephants, banana slugs, barnacles, and the species Colymbosathon Ecplecticos all put the homo sapiens to shame, and the rest of the apes.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #38)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 11:02 AM

42. all well and good but what else is a banana slug bringing to the table? nt

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Response to SwampG8r (Reply #42)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 04:48 PM

44. Hey Swampie!

 

Your reply brought me a smile, thank you!

I know you're not checking in as often as some of us would like, but it's good to know you're still out there, somewhere, and I'm wishing you and yours a happy new year and hope to hear from you again.

NYC_SKP

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #44)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 01:13 AM

58. hi skp

yeah I am keeping a low profile right now
my heart is filled with disgust that I may be forced to hear Charlie freaking crist touted here as a democrat ,and stand silently by as this lie gains, traction lifting him again on a cresting wave of expectaions, only to see them crash down as disappointments for the citizens of florida.
so I just don't sign in anymore
but I will tell you a secret.....shhhhhhhhhhh.......everyone else go read something else for a minute.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ok ......I come in everyday and read the stuff. I just keep my opinions to myself. sadly its exactly what some factions hoped for,but, I get the du without any of the headaches so it evens out.
I read a lot here and there are not very many really worth the trouble involved with logging in order to respond to.
when I see you though I almost always sign in to say hey so every day if you post that's me sayin "hey buddie! "

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 11:01 AM

40. This is getting blown all out of proportion

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 11:01 AM

41. arent you in texas? im in florida if you can see it from there ...my god...IT IS HUGE! nt

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 12:34 PM

43. Blessing or a curse?

 



MR. BIG
Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life. And tormented him.

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands - campfire, style - from a distance of six inches.



http://www.maryellenmark.com/text/magazines/rolling%20stone/920S-000-047.html

World's most 'well-endowed' man stopped and frisked by suspicious TSA officials

A man who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants.

Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through the usual security.

The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a ‘very noticeable’ bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential ‘biological threat,’ the Huffington Post reported.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174937/Jonah-Falcon-Worlds-endowed-man-stopped-frisked-suspicious-TSA-officials.html

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Response to K.O. Stradivarius (Reply #43)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 07:38 PM

50. For Mr. Falcon, I'd make an exception for bestiality

Because his "wife" would have to be a fucking farm animal to accommodate him!

Jesus Christ.

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Response to NickB79 (Reply #50)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 01:59 AM

63. I'd run like hell. In the other direction.

To put it delicately, women come in different sizes.
No way in hell.

I'm a woman and saw one once that was the same size and shape as my forearm, and I'm a five foot two woman with small bones. My wrist at the smallest is six inches around.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 05:41 PM

45. Bigfoots should probably be writing monster porn about us.

:p

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Response to dawg (Reply #45)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 07:31 PM

47. Very nice.

I applaud you, sir or madam. As an aficionado of terrible fan fiction and bizarre pornography (it's something the whole family can do together!), I find the monster porn reference to be awesome.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 07:34 PM

48. Goddamn right. nt

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 07:35 PM

49. That's what she said.

Old, I know, but I miss The Office. Happy Holidays!

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Response to RiffRandell (Reply #49)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 07:43 PM

51. Fancy meeting you in here!

 

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Response to opiate69 (Reply #51)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 11:27 PM

52. The words huge and penis

caught my eye. More fodder...haha!

Happy Holidays to you and the fam!

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Response to RiffRandell (Reply #52)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 11:31 PM

53. lol.. I know, right?

 

Oh, wait.. best not to pat you on the head too much… the neighbors wouldn't approve!

Happy Holidays to you and yours as well!

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Response to opiate69 (Reply #53)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 11:43 PM

54. Love the picture!

That about sums it up!

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 11:47 PM

55. Tapirs, now, that's another thing entirely.

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 01:14 AM

59. Everybody has an eight inch cock (on the internet)...

 

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 01:19 AM

60. As the article shows, more evidence that the 1% are big dicks. n/t

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Response to arely staircase (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 01:20 AM

62. You peeked!!! nt

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