How To Live With A Huge Penis

[Bennyboy]

http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061/ref=pd_sim_b_1

Is Bigger Really Better?

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on

• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more

Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

Can't wait to see the line of men that think they need this book and the women that stand in line to see who is buying this book.

[LanternWaste]

1. Searching for it and finding it will be the first clue.

"Can't wait to see the line of men that think they need this book..."

Searching for it on Amazon and locating it will be the first clue. Ridiculing it for the sake of projection, the second.




(Insert rationalization here)

[TwilightGardener]

2. I can't help it, I LOL'ed.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. The unzipping thing scares me a little...

and just how big is too big?

There are women with a roughly similar affliction -- should there be a hookup site for this condition?

[BainsBane]

12. As a rule, if someone claims theirs is too big

It isn't.

[kentuck]

4. LOL

[PCIntern]

5. another suggested title is

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Mmm-hmmm.

[Scuba]

6. I once met someone in that family. Terminally smug.

http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=nicewonger

[TexasTowelie]

7. I'll save my money.

There isn't anything in the book that I don't know already.

[marble falls]

8. Mrs Rush Limpbaugh has learned to live with a big penis who has a small johnson.

[Ken Burch]

10. Which one? there are several EX-Mrs. Limpbaughs, IIRC.

[WillowTree]

9. I used to live with a big dickhead.......does that count?

[K.O. Stradivarius]

11. "OMG" also stands for "Oh My God"!

Seems appropriate enough...

MR. BIG
Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life. And tormented him.

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands - campfire, style - from a distance of six inches.




http://www.maryellenmark.com/text/magazines/rolling%20stone/920S-000-047.html

World's most 'well-endowed' man stopped and frisked by suspicious TSA officials

A man who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants.

Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through the usual security.

The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a ‘very noticeable’ bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential ‘biological threat,’ the Huffington Post reported.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174937/Jonah-Falcon-Worlds-endowed-man-stopped-frisked-suspicious-TSA-officials.html

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Keep raw meat in the freezer