Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit....

[HarveyDarkey]

[MADem]

1. As a Bostonian, the Yankees logo is an especially apt touch! nt

[Cha]

9. ...

[Brigid]

2. Yankees fan . . . what do you expect?

[iandhr]

15. I beg to differ.

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[1000words]

46. LOL

Well played

[1000words]

45. First thing I thought, too.

Go Sox!

[Festivito]

3. Well, at least he didn't spell it URine America. eom.

[awoke_in_2003]

4. I wonder if the maker...

purposely misspelled it, then laughs as idiots buy these thing up.

[man4allcats]

34. Regrettably, I doubt it.

Today's posters are more likely to get it wrong. It's sad really. They're so remarkably dumb.

[awoke_in_2003]

5. Capitalization is the difference between

helping your Uncle Jack off his horse, and, well- you get the picture

[madinmaryland]

6. LOL!

[adirondacker]

14. LMAO! I'll be sharing that one:) nt

[riqster]

28. DUzy!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

40. Wow, seems you all like that one...

[11 Bravo]

52. OK, I had to wait at least a minute before I stopped chuckling long enough to reply.

I will be using that one!

[oberliner]

7. People often type "yr" here because they don't know the difference

Or they are afraid of getting it wrong and looking stupid.

[riqster]

33. IDK WTF whatevs

And so on...

[awoke_in_2003]

41. Don't be cray cray.

[riqster]

42. Totes Magotes!

[awoke_in_2003]

43. I hate to say it...

but that one goes right over my head. I am sure it is totally something

[riqster]

48. It's some sort of "totally". Like, even more total.

I have some friends who still have teenagers at home, that is the only reason I know what it means.

[Cha]

8. Brawaaa.. good example, Harvey!

[Curmudgeoness]

10. Oh, I wish I would see that, and have post-its available.

I would love to tell this brilliant American to learn English.

[erpowers]

11. Makes You Shake Your Head

Stuff like this makes you just shake your head. It is crazy that people like this tell people to learn to speak English, but they seem unable to use English grammar.

[WowSeriously]

12. Know shit? No shit.

[zeemike]

13. I think whoever made this knows some people don't get sarcasm.

So he exploits it.

[Maraya1969]

20. It would be kind of funny to make up a whole internet site filled with crap like this to sell

to the teabaggin clan.

[DeadLetterOffice]

16. The ironic thing...

is that the sticker was probably NOT made in America, and thus was made by someone who most likely doesn't speak English.
Which at least gets the manufacturer off the hook for teh stooped. Maybe.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

17. Fecal Language

[Bernardo de La Paz]

18. Your smarter than Pelosi

[hrmjustin]

55. Bye dear.

[Maraya1969]

19. What an affront to the English language.

Idiots.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

21. Steak and Potatoes

[Bernardo de La Paz]

22. More fecal language

[Bernardo de La Paz]

23. Honk for English

[Bernardo de La Paz]

24. Our only language

[Bernardo de La Paz]

25. Well informed Fox viewer

[3catwoman3]

26. And also, too...

... (with a nod to Word Salad Sarah) I would love to know why people, who otherwise speak reasonably well, say "Me and him went to the movies," but would never say "Me went to the movies."

I have also heard an increasing number of people make a possessive out of I", as in "John and I's vacation." Talk about fingernails on a chalkboard - yeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

I wish this thread were 200 replies long. I love stuff like this.

[demigoddess]

39. amen, sister

those drive me nuts! Not to mention where they put the apostrophes to make plurals. or should I say apostrophe's to make plural's.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

27. American exceptionalism

[Bernardo de La Paz]

29. We understand completely where you're coming from

[Bernardo de La Paz]

30. Descending to patriotic levels

[Vattel]

31. Ellos no hablan espanol y tampoco hablan ingles.

Please excuse misspellings due to not having a Spanish keyboard.

[Ghost Dog]

44. español - inglés

fixed.

[Vattel]

49. Gracias.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

32. Scholarship

[Bernardo de La Paz]

35. Are-country better'n your'n. Respect Authoritah.

[riqster]

36. And don't forget...

[Bernardo de La Paz]

37. Palinisms are the last refuge of the clueless

[Vattel]

38. Your right. Without excetion politians are morans who belong in dipers and should be refudiated.

[Kennah]

47. Moran! Idz spelt Murica!

[central scrutinizer]

50. Is are children learning?

[Kingofalldems]

51. The Democrat party is filled with loosers!!

[central scrutinizer]

53. the fabric of they're country?