Sadgate.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

The scandal is Christie's feelings getting hurt.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Oh my. Poor thing.

[VanillaRhapsody]

2. poor widdle baby..

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. Violin music is not going to help.

It's only going to make him sadder.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. This is how we know his feelings of sadness are real:

because he wasn't mad. Although he might get mad later.
After he is done being sad. This shows what a sensitive man
he is, because his sadness is bigger than a real real
big bridge or something. It is a very hard thing in life to
trust somebody, especially, say, a woman, for five years,
and then have her do something that hurts your feelings,
especially if you are a sensitive man.

[Cha]

8. But but but.. he actually said that

"I'm not a bully".. we have to believe him 'cause he's so SAD.


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Chris Christie: "I am not a bully." #bridgegate

This is him yelling at a woman while his wife laughs.
6:33 AM - 9 Jan 2014

I posted this on another thread and someone replied that "his wife always has that creepy smile on her face"

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[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. He is right on the verge of tears in that picture.

That woman is probably somebody he trusted and then
she hurt his feelings somehow.

[Cha]

13. Or a NJ

school teacher.

More unbearable SADness for Christie..

"But he missed a chance to express sadness about the 91-year-old woman who died when paramedics were delayed by Fort Lee traffic, saying, “It’s awful to hear,” but adding callously: “I’ve also heard conflicting reports about the cause of death.”

“It’s awful to hear” was interesting phrasing, typical of the two-hour pity party: It focused on the experience of the person who heard the news, not the person who died or their family. It was all about Chris Christie."

Chris Christie’s 2-hour pity party: A mix of narcissism and bullying

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. Nobody likes to hear bad news.

Especially if it's sad news.

[Cha]

18. Sorry to rain

on your pity party, A. rofl

[A-Schwarzenegger]

19. Rain only makes the sadness grow.

It is always good when anybody lets their feelings out.

[2naSalit]

5. Feelings?

He's a psychopath, he has no feelings only set patterns of display for achieving the desired effect.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. Well, that's a kind of feelings, isn't it?

Let's take a second out of our responses to the scandal
and think about his feelings or his set patterns of display
for achieving the desired effect for a few moments.

[Cha]

6. Christie totally was pushing for "Sadgate" at his marathon presser.

He didn't fool a lot of people. Wanted it to be all about him and his fee fees

"His press conference was a master class in GOP damage control. He spent the majority of the conference in casting himself as the victim. Another chunk he spent in excoriating his mendacious staff for lying to him. (Note, he was angry for them “lying” to him, not for their actions.) He spared almost no thought for the very real danger in which he put the people he was elected to serve."

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[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. I don't know.

Everybody wanted him to be more sensitive and everything,
and now he's more sensitive and everything, but apparently
that's not enough. Now everybody wants him to also care about
other people, too. They keep moving the goalposts on him.

[Cha]

14. I'll just say he has a hellava

drama coach.. only next time move the sadness from so much Christie to the People of his state. I know it's hard to do a 180 but we're talkin' dashed presidential hopes here!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. I'm sure he's so sad about being betrayed

that he hasn't room for even a thought about the
presidential race.

[Cha]

20. okay now you're just making

shit up..

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. Feelings can be a very powerful thing

for someone who hasn't felt them before.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

21. Anybody who is in the palm of his hand today

is probably getting wet from the tears that are gathering there.
It is not a pretty thing when a sociopath tries to seem like a human
being and gets criticized even for that.

[jsr]

12. It's best that the citizens of Fort Lee submit an apology.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

15. I think you're onto something.

[myrna minx]

23. I'm pretty sure we all owe him an apology.

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[A-Schwarzenegger]

25. .

I have already sent him my apology
which is barely readable for the tears smears.

[myrna minx]

28. I bet he'll spread out his June Christy albums and not know which one to play tonight.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

29. I'm betting "Ballads for Night People."

That's my fave.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

24. "I don't know if it was a traffic study

that morphed into a political vendetta, or
a political vendetta that morphed into a traffic study."

It is a riddle in an enigma in a pocketful of tears.

[Berlum]

27. SadGhazi

[salin]

30. What a hilarious thread! Ooops I mean sad, sad, sad thread...

am I too late to try to help mop up the pools of tears left at the press conference?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

32. Yes, it is now a tsunami watch.

There's nothing funny about sadness. ( )

[salin]

33. even a tsunami can not match

the self-pity and sadness exhibited by the governor.
(Can I admit the tenor of this thread reminded me of the first Oscar thread - made me nostalgic - and a bit ... sad )

[A-Schwarzenegger]

34. Oscar watched the presser.

Via the Oscar-o-lator, he had 2 questions:

1. "Where's the tears?"

2. "Where's the traffic study?"

[salin]

36. Tears are in "me" - the press conference was all about "me" not mea culpa just me.

(not me, salin, but me the subject.)

The traffic study is the one who called Gov. Cuomo and asked him to call his people off in mid-December so that wouldn't push so hard on "me"'s people. Why "I" made that contact is making "me" cry, because I am so sad that they lied to me and forced me to try to coerce another Governor to back off any investigation.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

37. Of course!

The traffic study did it!

The traffic study just scheduled a five-hour presser for 3 a.m.

[Ellipsis]

31. *grin*

[Kingofalldems]

35. This song came to mind viewing the press conference: