Democrats should be demanding to see Christie's Girth Certificate.

[Whisp]

he is proven to be a big fat liar, just how big and fat a liar he is, is a fair question.

[mindwalker_i]

1. Christie would just roll with that one

World's angriest yoga ball (Rudie)

[Ed Suspicious]

2. Knock it off. Fat jokes are bush-league.

[loli phabay]

3. i am not overweight and i hate the knocks on people who are.

[JaneyVee]

19. Same here. I'm a health fanatic but am disgusted by fat shaming. Many people

Are overweight due to medical conditions as well. Anyone here dare mock someone in a wheelchair?

[Whisp]

6. I've called Bush a big fat liar several times.

[name not needed]

9. So is causing a traffic jam because the mayor hurt your fee-fees.

[Ed Suspicious]

10. Couldn't agree more. A corrupt jerk he is. Not sure what his weight has to do with it. Girth

certificate? Come on.

[Auntie Bush]

12. I thought that was kind of clever and meant to be humorous not hateful or mean.

Lighten up!

[Ed Suspicious]

13. Yeah, just like those sports teams who are paying tribute to native Americans by naming their teams

"Redskins." Native Americans ought to lighten up - right?

[Auntie Bush]

14. What's one got to do with the other? It was meant to be clever and humouous.

[Ed Suspicious]

16. I brought it up because it's similar in that both minorities express their offense and both are told

to lighten up, the offender knows what we should be offended by, we minorities have no say in the matter. We should just zip our lips and grow a thicker skin.

[Capt. Obvious]

29. Fat people in America are not minorities

Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are overweight, including obesity: 69.2% (2009-2010)

CDC

[GReedDiamond]

20. It's not clever, it's not humorous at all. It's another form of bigotry...

...fuck Christie, but his weight is not the thing which makes him an asshole.

[Whisp]

23. says you. I think Girth Certificate has a nice ring to it.

considering the history of the original usage.

[GReedDiamond]

26. Not clever or humorous, sorry...

...not funny, or insightful, just a whole lotta ugly.

[Beaverhausen]

30. In what way is it funny?

Please explain.

[Auntie Bush]

36. Birth, girth rhyme. Birth certificate, girth certificate... If you can't see the humor

in this post you are deliberately being obtuse. I still say that was very clever.
Have you appointed yourself the fat police?

[Auntie Bush]

40. See post # 36 if you an explanation. Dah!

[Beaverhausen]

41. Sorry you didn't explain how it's clever of funny

Because making jokes about how someone looks is not in any way humorous. It's childish

[Orsino]

35. Freep-league, even.

Come on, folks.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. delete

[PeteSelman]

5. The low hanging fruit.

Is best avoided around here.

[LiberalElite]

7. OK LOOK

I'm overweight. Christie's overweight. In fact, 2/3ds of Americans are overweight. The fat jokes are getting very tedious. It's not like Christie's size is unique. Can somebody (ANYBODY) express their understandable disdain for him without referring to his weight? Come on people - you can do it! Thanks!

[Fumesucker]

17. Christie is a waste of scrofula

Would that do?

[LiberalElite]

18. That works!

[Earth_First]

11. Bullying a bully.

Makes sense.

[Le Taz Hot]

15. Disagree with his politics and/or his tactics

but your fat "joke" isn't funny.

[Luminous Animal]

21. You see it is funny because he is fat! Not just fat but big and fat! Ohhohoho!!!! Fat! Fat! Fat!

It's funny, right? And it is funny because he is fat!

[davidpdx]

25. The only hidden post I have is because of a Christie joke

and I'm sure you can guess why (I certainly won't repeat it now). Seen plenty of those types of jokes today with no hides. I love the consistency around this place.

[Jamaal510]

22. All fat jokes aside,

CC really doesn't seem very healthy. Sometimes a person can become a little chubby due to their genes, but he is just outright obese. Every time I hear him talk, it sounds like he is struggling to breathe. He needs to work harder towards weight-loss and turn up his regimen because apparently, whatever he is doing now isn't working much for him. Just my $0.02.

[laundry_queen]

32. He has asthma

I have asthma, and even when I was thin, back when I was a teen, I always sounded breathless. Funny, though, no one commented on it when I was thin, only now that I'm obese do people mention 'concern' about my breathlessness and huffing and puffing despite it always been a problem for me. Man, I just love this 'concern' about Christie's health...because it's not really.

[davidpdx]

24. Dude be careful

I've gotten in trouble for making those sorts of jokes. I'm not saying I didn't laugh though.

[TDale313]

27. ...

[tkmorris]

31. Absolutely fucking disgusting

There are no words which can describe my contempt for this post. I want to extend you the benefit of the doubt but I really don't see how it's possible. I hope you regain your senses and delete this.

[laundry_queen]

33. ^^^ this. nt

[Vashta Nerada]

34. This made me giggle.

[Auntie Bush]

39. I giggled too!

[redqueen]

37. Why is this funny?

Can someone explain why it made them laugh?

[hughee99]

38. It's funny 'cause he's a fat republican!

It's okay to make fun of fat people for being fat, as long as they are republicans.

[Whisp]

42. kick

[Gravitycollapse]

43. This OP possess all of the intellect and intrigue of locker room banter in 4th grade gym.

[Whisp]

44. you will graduate to 4th one day too! hang in there.

[Gravitycollapse]

45. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!

[Ken Burch]

46. Christie's weight has nothing to do with this.

And it's not like he gets elected on the fat vote, ffs.

[NuclearDem]

47. OFFS

Don't we have enough reasons to dislike overweight GOPers besides their being overweight?

But fuck, I guess anything goes as long as it's directed at a Republican.