Yesterday I was having an elixir with the fellas, and heard some strange rumors about bush
While sampling a particularly delicious vintage, my esteemed colleague claimed there was this famous male prostitute in DC. This male prostitute specialized is servicing a strange milieu of military and intelligence elites.
He told me the far fetched tale about how this male prostitute started pretending he was a REAL journalist with the White House press corps. Incredulously not a single professional in the White House press corps called him out. 
He asserted, between samples of a most delightful concoction, that the "mainstream media" conspired to go along with this fraud...
He went on with the preposterous tale about how this well known male escort, cum journalist was fabulously the only member of the White House press corps to spend the night at the White House. He assured me, this episode, made the Monica Lewinski scandal, tame by comparison. 
There were no hearings, no impeachment, no scandal. Pretty sure my buddy was full of BS... 
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This was parody now absent its context...
Curious why would you be concerned someone would bring up Jeff and the fraud?
"What's your source?"
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