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Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
Sun Jan 12, 2014, 02:51 PM Jan 2014

Yesterday I was having an elixir with the fellas, and heard some strange rumors about bush

While sampling a particularly delicious vintage, my esteemed colleague claimed there was this famous male prostitute in DC. This male prostitute specialized is servicing a strange milieu of military and intelligence elites.



He told me the far fetched tale about how this male prostitute started pretending he was a REAL journalist with the White House press corps. Incredulously not a single professional in the White House press corps called him out.



He asserted, between samples of a most delightful concoction, that the "mainstream media" conspired to go along with this fraud...



He went on with the preposterous tale about how this well known male escort, cum journalist was fabulously the only member of the White House press corps to spend the night at the White House. He assured me, this episode, made the Monica Lewinski scandal, tame by comparison.



There were no hearings, no impeachment, no scandal. Pretty sure my buddy was full of BS...

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Yesterday I was having an elixir with the fellas, and heard some strange rumors about bush (Original Post) Jesus Malverde Jan 2014 OP
Cum journalist! Ha. TheDebbieDee Jan 2014 #1
Jeff Gannon AKA James Guckert arcane1 Jan 2014 #2
+1 Huge amount of smoke. n/t kickysnana Jan 2014 #11
Yeah, those were the two words that I saw as well. Thor_MN Jan 2014 #10
R#3 & K, & congrats that no judgments are lodged here against elixers!1 n/t UTUSN Jan 2014 #3
What's your point in posting this? What's your source? Same pictures are on Prison Planet. aristocles Jan 2014 #4
There was a post since removed... Jesus Malverde Jan 2014 #6
This is all very old news - vetted right here by many DUers AAO Jan 2014 #9
I take it you're new around here. The_Commonist Jan 2014 #5
I wasn't aware of Victor Ashe, thanks for the tip...nt Jesus Malverde Jan 2014 #7
Your buddy hit the nail on the dickhead. AAO Jan 2014 #8
In vino veritas JVS Jan 2014 #12
 

aristocles

(594 posts)
4. What's your point in posting this? What's your source? Same pictures are on Prison Planet.
Sun Jan 12, 2014, 03:10 PM
Jan 2014

Some sort of twisted schadenfreude appropos of nothing current I suppose.

Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
6. There was a post since removed...
Sun Jan 12, 2014, 03:41 PM
Jan 2014
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024319230

This was parody now absent its context...

Curious why would you be concerned someone would bring up Jeff and the fraud?

"What's your source?"

 

AAO

(3,300 posts)
9. This is all very old news - vetted right here by many DUers
Sun Jan 12, 2014, 06:00 PM
Jan 2014

The only falsity in this thread I've seen is that Jeff Gannon has never been proven to be James Guckert.

The_Commonist

(2,518 posts)
5. I take it you're new around here.
Sun Jan 12, 2014, 03:15 PM
Jan 2014

There was a lot of discussion about this back in the day.
While you're at it, Google Victor Ashe.

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