Hey, where are all these Horny Democratic women I keep hearing about?

[Bennyboy]

Someone start a dating site post haste........

[Drew Richards]

1. Seems there is one all ready for you

http://www.democraticdatingservice.com/search.py?aff_id=googlemob&aff_pg=3&aff_cp=g-m&aff_adg=democratic+dating+service+v2+-+democratic+dating+sites+-+search+_197894&aff_kw=democratic+dating+sites&aff_src=&gclid=CNf_xff9mbwCFTHNOgoddRUAkQ

[LuvNewcastle]

2. I hope they have their gubmint birth control pills ready.

If I was straight, I'd be all over these super hot DU women.

[TlalocW]

3. I know, right?

If I had known that offering to pay for birth control could entice a bevy of unbridled, lust-filled women into my bedroom, I would have been using that as a pickup line!

TlalocW

[Rex]

4. Smoking dope.

[LuvNewcastle]

5. Yep. If you want to reel them in, you better have some good shit.

[Rex]

7. I, er...a close friend of mine just got hold of some purple nurple!

[LuvNewcastle]

13. Don't keep it to yourself! Share the love and it will come back to you.

Have a good smoke.

[Rex]

14. TY! puff puff pass...

We need a bong emocon.

[Oscarmonster13]

18. like this?

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[Rex]

20. HAHAHAHA!!!

I bow down to your Internet powers!

[HarveyDarkey]

32. Another

[LuvNewcastle]

22. That is awesome! Welcome to DU!

[Oscarmonster13]

38. why thanks!

always fun to look up silly things...

[RainDog]

6. It does help someone to relax

and forget about the cares of the moment, and feel the music in their souls.

...so I've heard.

[Rex]

10. I have friends that call it medicine.

nt.

[RainDog]

11. Dr. Feelgood on call!

[Voice for Peace]

25. just saw a nice message somewhere about how it is such a good medicine that

people take it for the side effects alone.

Warning:
Side effects may include laughter, tears, creative
ideas, music, dancing, innumerable insights, urges
to eat something delicious, and may cause you to
sleep soundly through the night.

[Bennyboy]

36. Ganja Babe!

[bravenak]

8. We're busy.

Looking for abortion clinics because of all of the sex we have.

[Oscarmonster13]

19. lmao

oh you!

[LuvNewcastle]

23. I know y'all have abortions just for fun. Wicked Democrat.

[mercuryblues]

35. Ask a

Girl Scout. I hear they give away free abortions when you buy 10 boxes of thin mints.

[loli phabay]

9. christianmingle.com. perhaps

[alsame]

12. We changed our name to

Sluts R Us....use Google for links to your local chapter

[legcramp]

15. Have you ever considered

That maybe it's just you?

Check in a mirror and get back to us.

[Rex]

16. ...

[Aerows]

34. If one's idea of "grooming"

is sniffing under their underarms to check before they show up on a date, that's a give away, too.

[MineralMan]

17. They're all over at my place...

[Oscarmonster13]

21. Seriously

I've been on dating sites and laughed when it matched me up with a conservative guy...like we'd *really* get along! I need a good, LIBERAL man...with a job preferably...

[The Second Stone]

24. Inquiring minds want to know... where are teh libido-y women at?

Why do they hide so? Am I so ugly?

[okaawhatever]

28. Sadly, birth control pills are often used for "hormone suppression" therapy. The result is often

libido suppression therapy. Sorry to have to break the bad news. The good news? It doesn't affect everyone.

[The Second Stone]

43. I use my face for birth control

and if that doesn't work, I start talking.

[okaawhatever]

44. OMG Hilarious. I've never met a man I wouldn't date because of his face, I've met MANY I

wouldn't date because of the talking part. Apparently, "pretend you're a mute" isn't considered sexual fantasy role play.

[The Second Stone]

45. That's why we are so quiet and mysterious at first

when we are in the mood.

[doc03]

26. Some have no sense of humor here, someone will think this

thread is hurtful, off topic, sexist or something.

[bettyellen]

30. congrats on being the first to stir that pile o shit.

and I am sure you will credit a feminist for doing so, it never fails around here. SMH, LOL.

[DebbieCDC]

27. The Festrunk Brothers were all over this 40 years ago!

They were way ahead of the curve with the government dispensing birth control to American women via park rangers at national monuments. The Rethugs are so 1970's

https://screen.yahoo.com/festrunk-brothers-000000414.html

[Glitterati]

29. in Huckabee's Viagra induced little brain

these Republicans are so effing stupid, they think birth control is the female version of viagra.

A complete figment of their imagination.

[liberal_at_heart]

39. I was wondering why he would think that birth control could control someone's libido.

[Glitterati]

40. Nothing else makes sense, does it?

only republicans are so clueless. They are incapable of discerning FACTS.

[fredamae]

31. I'm keeping quiet and in

the shadows on the question because I don't want another "Sugar Baby"

[Aerows]

33. I'd be looking for the ultra-conservative ones

They can be super freaks if they think no one will find out!

[pnwmom]

37. Well, if we can't get our birth control, we'll be forced

to go gay . . .

[Kath1]

41. Were busy.

Busy hugging trees, worshipping dirt, waiting on our government checks, being bitchy and having abortions.

[FSogol]

42. A Gentleman never tells.