Chris Christie's SUPER BAWL!!

[malaise]

I'm freaking lovin' it.

[ProSense]

1. .

[malaise]

3. Just the utter fugging humiliation come Sunday

is delish!!

[ProSense]

25. .

[napkinz]

86. NOTHING!

[malaise]

89. ROFL

[bettyellen]

2. HIGH FIVE, MY FRIEND!!!

[malaise]

4. Back at you sis

[bettyellen]

43. I have LOVED your every OP on this, So, tks Sis.... and KEEP IT UP!!!

[malaise]

45. Let's thank Rachel, Steve Kornacki and all of the MSNBC staffers

This is way too good.

[malaise]

49. I'm betting that David Wildstein is the one person who has saved

ALL the text messages.

[bettyellen]

52. I hope this means they are getting CC's phone... have read texts were his prefered method of

micro managing. That report reminded me of the Sopranos, LOL.

[malaise]

54. I get the impression that Christie is going to scream 'executive privilege'

and Bill Stepien is preparing the ground by pleading the 5th.

[bettyellen]

68. well, hopefully there are people on the other side of those texts who cannot.

[madaboutharry]

57. Dear Malaise: Brilliant Minds Think Alike!

I had the same thought. Christie likes to communicate by text because he thought it was less likely to produce a permanent paper trail. I would put money on it that Wildstein has copies of them all in a nice thick folder.

[malaise]

59. These nerdy geeky statistician types like Wildstein save everything

because they are obsessively meticulous.
Christie should have know that the one guy he should not have humiliated publicly was Wildstein.
And then he and his goons refused to pay for WIldstein's lawyer.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I can see the movie script.

[texanwitch]

5. How long before the Gov needs to spend more time with his family

It is coming

Just wait.

[malaise]

47. Won't be long

Mr. Family Values is a great example to his children - a fugging nasty vindictive ReTHUG lying scumbag.

[Segami]

50. But,...but,...but...

[malaise]

53. Not even ReTHUGs believed him

I don't even feel sorry for JoeScum and Mika -maybe the morning program needs a rethink.

[spanone]

6. Bwahahahahahaaa......it's only going to get better....

the rats will be jumping ship once they see the captain go down.......no one wants a federal rap....

[Segami]

12. LOL!

[malaise]

13. You should hear me laughing

That is too good

[spanone]

15. he LIED on TEEVEE for TWO HOURS!!!!!!

[malaise]

26. The bully is no more

He can untie the stomach and seek some comfort food.

After the things he said about Wildstein this payback is way too good.
Hope they all go to prison because a lot more will be revealed.

Howie Dean coming up.

[DURHAM D]

46. I was thinking earlier today that his

surgery was all for nothing. too bad

[malaise]

48. I told hubby that during the two hour press conference and his response was he's glad I love him

[Segami]

29. Time to lace up the skates....

AND START SKATIN'..................LOL!!!

[malaise]

32. ROFL

[hrmjustin]

19. .

[Bobbie Jo]

38. Now that made me smile.

Cuteness!

[malaise]

44. Kornacki is on Ed's show now n/t

[flamingdem]

7. Hope he attends the Super Bowl

That will be entertaining - watching the media chasing him down he he

[malaise]

27. They'll have to sneak through some back door

How have the mighty fallen. Damn this is delish!!

[flamingdem]

56. Good times!

I don't think he can stay away from the Super Bowl.
If he does he'll look even more guilty!



He's toast

[HipChick]

8. And I was feeling so down in the dumps..

Is it bad I am smiling now?

[malaise]

10. From nadir to zenith!!!!

[HipChick]

17. I should not revel in this mans demise..

but I can't help it...

[Laxman]

35. Yes You Should...

these are bad people. They are getting what they deserve.

[malaise]

37. The letter

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024422294


Celebrate!

[Laxman]

39. I'm A Goin' Home, Lonely Days Are Gone...

the Weasal, he wrote me a letter!

[malaise]

41. Love it

hahahahahah

[notundecided]

82. I'm from NJ

Voted against Christie twice. Don't like the guy.
But this is a sad time for NJ. Nothing to be happy about.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

84. Do you cry during Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead?

[Segami]

9. TOAST I SAY!!!

[malaise]

11. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahaha

[texanwitch]

14. Country club prison is still prison.

Maybe he will have to work in the kitchen.

[spanone]

20. priceless!!!!

[hrmjustin]

16. Is it wrong that I am smiling?

[malaise]

79. Aren't we all

[spanone]

18. GIULIANI got word of this yesterday....you can bet he did

[malaise]

23. Yes he did

He jumped ship

[spanone]

24. this is pretty amazing. how far will the corruption reach....

[Laxman]

33. I Absolutely Believe...

that Giuliani's "guy" who is representing the governor's office gave Rudy the heads up. Told him to back off in his support. (and perhaps violated attorney-client privilege)

[malaise]

36. +1,000 n/t

[DURHAM D]

42. I agree.

Tweety did an entire segment on Rudy's change of talking points yesterday and speculated at length on why Rudy had switched up. He had a bunch of dumb theories but never once mentioned that three of Rudy's former staffers now work for Christie. I was yelling at the tv - "Rudy got a heads-up from his former staffers you idiot".

When I can connect the dots better than Tweety it is time for him to hang up his ego and go out to the Vineyard for good.

[malaise]

51. I'm sure Tweety connected the dots

but what we can write on an MB he can't say on air...can he?

[flamingdem]

60. I hope Tweety does his show today

Can't imagine he can keep away

[malaise]

77. He's here alright

prior knowledge is now the phrase.

Christie is a total and complete LIAR.

[ProSense]

75. LOL! Ghouliani:

Giuliani: There Was Some Good News For Christie In The Latest Letter

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R) appeared on CNN Friday and argued that the latest revelations in the George Washington Bridge lane closures are not all bad for Gov. Chris Christie (R).

<...>

In response to the release of the Wildstein letter, the Christie administration issued a statement saying that the letter merely "confirms what the Governor has said all along - he had absolutely no prior knowledge of the lane closures before they happened and whatever Mr. Wildstein's motivations were for closing them to begin with."

Asked by CNN host Wolf Blitzer whether the competing documents constituted a "bombshell," Giuliani argued that there was too much ambiguity to say.

"Well, I'm not sure it's a bombshell, Wolf," Giuliani said. "It's a statement that creates a lot of ambiguity, some good for the governor, some that create questions. The part that's good is it's clear the governor didn't know about it beforehand, so he didn't plan it, right? The question is when did he find out about it? The letter is very ambiguous as to when he found out about it. The governor clearly found out about it from the newspapers, so he did know about it at some point. And Mr. Wildstein is very much wanting to get immunity from the government. And I suspect if Mr. Wildstein had a smoking gun, something you could describe really honestly as a bombshell, the government would have given him immunity. So he is negotiating for immunity. Who knows, he may even ratchet up his allegations in order to try to get immunity. So I think at this point it would be very, very hard to interpret all of these things and come to some kind of conclusion that the governor isn't being forthright or that this really contradicts him."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/guiliani-christie-letter

Yeah, right!

[JanT]

21. ok my day is now complete.

smiling A LOT. this is priceless.

[malaise]

30. I wonder which ReTHUG will show up on Tweety later

I'm betting none but I'd love to see Ron Christie

[eShirl]

22. reading your reaction is icing on the cake

[malaise]

28. LOL

Now for those judges to rule on that very strange dismissal of that grand jury.

[Laxman]

31. I Just Got In...

and look at what was here when I turned on my computer! I had a feeling something good was going to come out today. Responses to the subpoenas are due Monday. If they are turning over the daily briefing books and the activity logs from the Governor's office, everything Wildstein said will be in there. He just made sure he cooperated before they got the stuff on their own. Line from one of my favorite movies Almost Famous...It's all happening!

[malaise]

34. Turn on MSNBC right fugging now

Help Yourself!!!

[Kingofalldems]

40. He is supposed to be at Howard Stern's radio birthday bash tonight.

It's on SIRIUS at 8:00 I think. Bet he doesn't show.

[HipChick]

55. Krispy Kreme looks like he is going to be Krispy Fried..

sorry I could not resist..

[malaise]

74. I hope he attends

[spanone]

58. i bet it's no 'koinkadink' that this was released on friday before the superbawl

hey gubnor...[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[malaise]

64. The best Friday news dump ever

[Whisp]

61. What sort of dancing will he do at his Bawl?

bawlroom dancing - the given

chicken dance

fucks trot

unhip hop

Kristie krumping


and the regular standby:
tapdance

[malaise]

62. You made me laugh so loud

The cats ran off the patio

I say Sleazy Skanking! (just change the lyrics)

This one is dedicated to Christie - Small Axe

[HipChick]

63. Lmao!

[Whisp]

65. ...

any day where we can laugh at the thought of a thug like Cristie sweating about prison is joyous.

It's a freaking Hallejuah moment worth popping your eardrums for.

[malaise]

67. I only hope we're laughing as much in November as we have laughed

all of January 2014.

[flamingdem]

66. Bulley Ballet?

[malaise]

69. OMFG

This is one hell od a DUzy thread

[Whisp]

70. LOL. some ballet terms that could apply to Mr. Bawlroom:

battement(baht-mahn') This means 'moving' the leg - and stopping the traffic.

batterie(baht-tree') This means to 'beat' the legs and eat them.

battu(bah-tew') This describes certain jumps and steps, for example, jumping and landing from two feet which you place in mouth, or a specific movement that is usually performed at the 'barre' - to stand on one leg, or have no leg to stand on the other leg will then beat against it.

bourrée(boo-ray') This is a move that is performed on your half-toe or half assed bleeting about ones innocence, whereby the first leg pulls the other leg in tightly (we know our legs are being pulled) - in very small and quick steps.

http://www.step-by-step-dance.com/ballettermspronunciationdefinitions.html

[flamingdem]

72. zoot allors!

dance Christie dance

[malaise]

73. You folks are cracking me up

How does it feel to have been on the 'Bawlroom' floor

One of the most danceable skank tunes of all time

[Whisp]

71. Now THAT'S a traffic stopper.

[ProSense]

76. Join the fun:

Christie's Office: Letter 'Confirms What The Governor Has Said All Along'
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024422880

CHRISTIE: "It was certainly after the whole thing was over"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024422954

[another_liberal]

78. You just don't screw around with New York and New Jersey drivers.

They are way too pissed off as it is.

[MoonRiver]

80. Crispy Toast!

[malaise]

81. Closer to breadcrumbs

about now

[texanwitch]

83. He didn't think he ever thought he would get caught.

The hurricane Sandy gravy train would go on forever.

People don't do this kind of thing to be caught.

They thought they had enough layers of protection to be safe.

No telling how up this goes.

[malaise]

85. 100% correct

It's more than a pattern - fugging crooks all.

[texanwitch]

88. I wonder who else will get caught in this web.

I think this ant hill goes deep.

The Gov is cooked.

No one will come to his rescue.

What goes around comes around.

[malaise]

91. I have no sympathy

Everyone he tried to destroy has been waiting for this moment.

When will the ReTHUGs remove him from the RGA?

[texanwitch]

92. Maybe they are afraid he will rat them out

In exchange for a lighter sentence the Gov will start talking.

This could get really good.

[MoonRiver]

90. I think he'll bake up delicious!

[napkinz]

87. Super Brunch ... serving TOAST!