Cartoon: Divine intervention by Tom Tomorrow

[kpete]

[jsr]

1. God needs a flat screen TV.

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[kpete]

2. and the peterson clan in WA

said
Hallelujah
pass the cheetos

[Nye Bevan]

3. Yeah, like God would have a CRT TV with rabbit ears!

More like an infinitely large flat screen with an infinite number of pixels, and an infinitely powerful subwoofer.

Oh, and a cable box that never, ever needed to be rebooted.

[librechik]

4. He is pretty old…n/t

[shebornik]

8. Love your dog wailing on the high hat!

[bvar22]

13. I don't think the cable will reach all the way to heaven.

We can't even get it in Hatfield, Arkansas.

[SomethingFishy]

5. So God took the Super Bowl win from the Broncos and gave it to

the city with legal marijuana, same sex marriage, the highest minimum wage in the country and a slew of initiatives on Gun Control..

Tebow must be pretty important

[KansDem]

6. Didn't realize God looks a lot like Gabby Hayes...

...or Gabby Hayes looked a lot like God.

[MyOwnPeace]

7. I thought.......

it was Kenny Rogers ("Ya' gotta' know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em!)

[Auggie]

9. First the Patriots, then the Broncos. Explains a lot!

[mountain grammy]

10. Oh, so THAT'S how it happened.. from Bronco fans everywhere, thanks Tom Tomorrow!

[Arugula Latte]

11. Well, it makes as much sense as believing a deity intervenes in anything, really.

[BlueStreak]

15. Exactly. At least He can be objective about sports

as there is an official scoreboard. When He gives innocent children leukemia for no apparent reason, this just makes Him seem like a dick.

[CatWoman]

12. that's just fucking hilarious

[tblue37]

14. He does that when he isn't busy with his part time job as Santa in December and late November. nt

[sakabatou]

16. God's Priorities, by Darkmatter2525