well now here is the "no-s***" story of the day

[arely staircase]

Trayvon Martin shooting: George Zimmerman dreamed of being a cop
Written by
Rene Lynch
Los Angeles Times - ‎44 minutes ago‎

By Rene Lynch When a rash of burglaries and other crimes broke out in and around a gated community in Sanford, Fla., residents wanted some form of protection.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-george-zimmerman-trayvon-martin-20120320,0,1508238.story

Didn't everyone know a guy like this in high school?

[villager]

1. "I dreamt of being a cop so I could murder people and get *paid leave* for it!"

n/t

[provis99]

2. he sounds like a prime candidate for being a cop.

Suspicious, violent, racist, and confrontational; all the finest cop attributes.

[arely staircase]

3. based on my experience

the only thing more frightening is a guy who wants to be one so bad THEY don't even want them. they usually become security guards, and if (frighteningly) are too unqualified even for that, become neighborhood watch "captains."

btw - how does one become such a "captain"? is there some sort of swearing in ceremony? if so it is probably done alone and in front of the mirror like in taxi driver