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Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:33 AM

Shame on DUers Whom Have as Yet Failed to Purchase a Heart For Me! *NOW WITH POETRY!* Avast!

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You may otherwise and at the very least mitigate that shame by kicking this tread.

Regardless, a Blessed Saint Valentine's Day to you all.

Monstrous, negligent creatures of dark perfidy though you may be!


EDIT:

The time is late, I've had my fill,

I'm full of hearts, I'm near to ill!

I now beseech, as I am done

to seek out those who have but none.

To gift a heart to others be

The salve to this great malady.


---proclamation by his royal highness and the vicar, right blessed.

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Reply Shame on DUers Whom Have as Yet Failed to Purchase a Heart For Me! *NOW WITH POETRY!* Avast! (Original post)
Kurovski Feb 2014 OP
Laffy Kat Feb 2014 #1
Kurovski Feb 2014 #2
CaliforniaPeggy Feb 2014 #3
Kurovski Feb 2014 #5
hfojvt Feb 2014 #4
Kurovski Feb 2014 #7
nadinbrzezinski Feb 2014 #6
Kurovski Feb 2014 #18
nadinbrzezinski Feb 2014 #19
Kurovski Feb 2014 #23
nadinbrzezinski Feb 2014 #25
Kurovski Feb 2014 #26
orleans Feb 2014 #31
Kurovski Feb 2014 #57
malaise Feb 2014 #94
Kurovski Feb 2014 #96
Rex Feb 2014 #8
Kurovski Feb 2014 #13
cherokeeprogressive Feb 2014 #9
Kurovski Feb 2014 #14
Laffy Kat Feb 2014 #10
hfojvt Feb 2014 #11
Kurovski Feb 2014 #16
Ellipsis Feb 2014 #12
Kurovski Feb 2014 #17
Ellipsis Feb 2014 #24
Kurovski Feb 2014 #27
Ellipsis Feb 2014 #30
quinnox Feb 2014 #15
Kurovski Feb 2014 #21
Nika Feb 2014 #20
SheilaT Feb 2014 #22
Kurovski Feb 2014 #28
IrishAyes Feb 2014 #29
Kurovski Feb 2014 #38
IrishAyes Feb 2014 #44
Kurovski Feb 2014 #59
IrishAyes Feb 2014 #70
Kurovski Feb 2014 #73
IrishAyes Feb 2014 #89
DeSwiss Feb 2014 #32
Kurovski Feb 2014 #41
wocaonimabi Feb 2014 #33
Kurovski Feb 2014 #39
Wilms Feb 2014 #34
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Kurovski Feb 2014 #47
Javaman Feb 2014 #35
Kurovski Feb 2014 #42
Puzzledtraveller Feb 2014 #36
Kurovski Feb 2014 #45
idendoit Feb 2014 #37
Kurovski Feb 2014 #40
BeeBee Feb 2014 #43
Kurovski Feb 2014 #62
BeeBee Feb 2014 #76
taterguy Feb 2014 #46
Kurovski Feb 2014 #49
chrisa Feb 2014 #58
Kurovski Feb 2014 #78
Kurska Feb 2014 #79
Kurovski Feb 2014 #80
taterguy Feb 2014 #91
btrflykng9 Feb 2014 #48
Kurovski Feb 2014 #52
lpbk2713 Feb 2014 #50
Kurovski Feb 2014 #63
pinboy3niner Feb 2014 #51
Kurovski Feb 2014 #56
PassingFair Feb 2014 #53
Kurovski Feb 2014 #61
Arugula Latte Feb 2014 #54
Kurovski Feb 2014 #64
Arugula Latte Feb 2014 #83
Kurovski Feb 2014 #84
Deep13 Feb 2014 #55
Kurovski Feb 2014 #68
RainDog Feb 2014 #60
Kurovski Feb 2014 #69
Coyotl Feb 2014 #65
Kurovski Feb 2014 #75
arthritisR_US Feb 2014 #66
Kurovski Feb 2014 #77
arthritisR_US Feb 2014 #95
Kurovski Feb 2014 #99
myrna minx Feb 2014 #67
Kurovski Feb 2014 #72
myrna minx Feb 2014 #86
Kurovski Feb 2014 #87
Zorra Feb 2014 #71
Kurovski Feb 2014 #74
Ninga Feb 2014 #81
Kurovski Feb 2014 #82
malaise Feb 2014 #85
Kurovski Feb 2014 #88
malaise Feb 2014 #93
Chellee Feb 2014 #90
Kurovski Feb 2014 #92
malaise Feb 2014 #97
Kurovski Feb 2014 #98

Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:40 AM

1. Here's one for you!

(um, I don't have any either.)

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Response to Laffy Kat (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:43 AM

2. Someone please give one to Laffy Kat!

Thank you! Please don't cry! SHAME on DU! SHAME! is it because they misspelled "Cat"? That's no reason.

I'd get you one but in a week or so I'll be begging online for money for dental care! I have no pride.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:43 AM

3. You should post more, my dear Kurovski!

I had forgotten you until I saw your post!

I will give you a heart.....you bad boy!

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #3)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:46 AM

5. I too forget myself, and quite often.

Thank you for this merciful heart that will keep Tink alive one more day!

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:45 AM

4. even more of a dirty old shame

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Response to hfojvt (Reply #4)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:49 AM

7. Sing it sister!

I'll take it. That "dirty Old Love song" or whatever she said.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:48 AM

6. Will this work?

 

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #6)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:10 AM

18. That kind of reminds me of Swamp Rat.

That's beautiful.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #18)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:12 AM

19. I hope she's ok

 

Thanks for the memories.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #19)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:19 AM

23. Swamp is a he, but very attuned to the feminine!

If I try hard enough, I bet I can find him. Last I heard he had moved out of the country.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #23)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:20 AM

25. If you do, say hi for me

 

One of the people I truly miss.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #25)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:25 AM

26. I will, Nadine!

It's been on my to-do list. I have to dig up his name IRL. I think it's in my old DU mail, and maybe in an old notebook with an email.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #26)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:34 AM

31. tell him i say hi too. i miss him. n/t

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Response to orleans (Reply #31)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:58 PM

57. I've bookmarked this thread to remember.

Maybe he'll even let me post news.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #23)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 06:48 PM

94. IF you find him tell him I too miss

him

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Response to malaise (Reply #94)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 08:34 PM

96. Will do.

If found he is I shall relate, that statement we commiserate.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:49 AM

8. You gotta love this place.

 

nt.

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Response to Rex (Reply #8)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:58 AM

13. It's a law now.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:50 AM

9. I bought one for you... I swear!

 

Fucking FedEx.

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Response to cherokeeprogressive (Reply #9)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:00 AM

14. It is very kind of you to let me know.

FedEx...dreadful!

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:54 AM

10. Thx for the hearts whomever!

How did you know?

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:56 AM

11. maybe the cute and fuzzy bunnies can help

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Response to hfojvt (Reply #11)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:03 AM

16. Gracious! I didn't know bunnies were so...treacherous!

Hawks find them irresistible, that I know.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:56 AM

12. mhmhmmmhhmmmhmhmn.

"Surrender Kurovski"


Now I'm going to have buy some damn hearts.

You dog you.

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Response to Ellipsis (Reply #12)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:07 AM

17. DU should start giving a cut.

Or at least to folks like Will, Babylon Sister, KPete, etc, ya know, the big box office draws.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #17)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:19 AM

24. Yeah.. I'm still a "day player" myself

It's good to see you posting Kurovski... it's oddly comforting.

Best.


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Response to Ellipsis (Reply #24)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:27 AM

27. I always loved Valentine's day week at DU.

It was very much a party atmosphere.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #27)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:29 AM

30. c'mere you.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:01 AM

15. Begging for hearts is a Du tradition

 




Thanks to those who bought me hearts, by the way.

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Response to quinnox (Reply #15)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:13 AM

21. A humbling and humiliating tradition!

Perfect for Dems.

Threats are nice too.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:12 AM

20. If anyone doubts the cohesiveness of the posting community hear, they haven't seen this heart giving

in action. It is nice to see how rich the friendly side of this place is.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:18 AM

22. Alas, I only have one.

 

I just wish I could thank whoever gave it to me.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:35 AM

28. I must away!

But come cock's crow I shall again, upon that day regard these pages

to see of all would shrift for this, thus lift their shame for all the ages.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:38 AM

29. You'll get TWO hearts from me next year, Kurovski. Or a lump of coal in your

Christmas stocking, I don't yet know which.

Here, I'll share some of my hearts with you since I probably didn't deserve them anyway.

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Response to IrishAyes (Reply #29)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:08 PM

38. Then...

I'll take my lumps and share your hearts,

in grasping life, I am the tart!

So notes the gods and goddess too:

what ere you give tenfold renews.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #38)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:48 PM

44. I promise you one thing:

Not in my wildest dreams will I ever try to equal, much less surpass, your verse.

If I say something poetic, it's entirely by accident no matter how much poetry I read; and I am especially fond of Whitman. (not Slim)

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Response to IrishAyes (Reply #44)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:16 PM

59. Wait,Walt?!

Your literary erudition is vastly irish by tradition.


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Response to Kurovski (Reply #59)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:00 PM

70. I'm ecumenical or something. 'Leaves of Grass' is unbeatable. Poetry knows no

nationality. My politics, however, are fiercely pro-Sinn Fein. To me, Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness practically walk on water. No need for unnecessary detail. But I am glad to see old Lizzie the Hun getting ready to step down. My favorite Paul McCartney song is "Give Ireland Back to the Irish!" Because of my loud mouth, it behooves me to stay out of British reach. If I went back there wearing my favorite tee shirt, I'd get arrested for hate speech; it shows the back of a little IRA Daniel boy who's facing a huge British Goliath bellowing at him, "Yer a bleedin' terrorist!"

Sorry, it's past my nap time, and I get cranky around this hour. No offense intended toward you.

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Response to IrishAyes (Reply #70)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:09 PM

73. You have the passion of a poet

And passion needs a recharging!

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #73)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 05:35 PM

89. That's what I told my friends.....

But they still said it was stupid to stick my finger in that light socket!

On the bright side, I no longer have to pay someone to perm my hair.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:58 AM

32. You have to admire someone......

 

...who is as unabashed at puttin' on the beg for DU Valentine hearts as good this! It almost makes me want to get you one.

- Aw hell, take this:



K&R

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Response to DeSwiss (Reply #32)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:30 PM

41. Thank you!

I seem now bold, but truth beget,

when posting this my pits are wet.

A stranger thing, yet not a lie,

I am both bold and foolish shy.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 05:10 AM

33. Sorry I squandered the funds to buy a heart by giving the money to the local Food Bank instead

 

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Response to wocaonimabi (Reply #33)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:16 PM

39. Then...

Mayhaps a heart for you doth now swell up,

for at such bank I have found sup.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 05:56 AM

34. You can have a piece of mine.

 

Just don't take the whole thing.


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Response to Wilms (Reply #34)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:08 PM

47. !

"Take a piece of my Heart", from a Pearl such as you,

put me in mind of dear Janis, who shared of hers too.

Love to you, Wilms



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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 09:43 AM

35. I hardly ever get hearts.

now get off my lawn!

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Response to Javaman (Reply #35)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:33 PM

42. Hmm...

A man who puts in mind a cup of java,

Cannot go long less a vena-cava.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 09:44 AM

36. no comprendo

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Response to Puzzledtraveller (Reply #36)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:52 PM

45. eh-ah...

Last edited Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:03 PM - Edit history (1)

"no comprendo" es estupendo, raising thread to a higher crescendo.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 09:48 AM

37. Isn't your headline kinda heartless?

 

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Response to idendoit (Reply #37)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:23 PM

40. Yes, by hellfire!

As the vicar rails a tempest at pulpit, to surge a congregate mea-culpit!

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:39 PM

43. Someone gave me one....

but I don't know who it was so I'll hijack your thread to say THANK YOU to whoever it was!

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Response to BeeBee (Reply #43)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:29 PM

62. ...>

To hijack this thread is fine by me,

if Valentines kindness it will be.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #62)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:22 PM

76. Wow. I even got a Valentine poem... :) n/t

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 12:54 PM

46. Fuck off

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Response to taterguy (Reply #46)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:18 PM

49. Fornication Under Consent of the King, raises funds for DU quick as anything.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #46)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:59 PM

58. NO U

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Response to chrisa (Reply #58)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:39 PM

78. ...>

For those who with the potato agree,
inspired then they to a spending spree.

Trash in the talkers,
Cash in the coffers.

It's all the same to me.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #46)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:40 PM

79. Be careful the fun police are on patrol

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Even if in "jest" it just isn't funny. What?

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:36 PM, and the Jury voted 3-3 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: The fact that it was in jest is precisely why it should be left alone.

Lighten up.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: the poster is just funning. the op even responded.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE

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Response to Kurska (Reply #79)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:56 PM

80. ...>

How canst a pamphleteer now mind,
a sentence writ, brought forth in kind?




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Response to Kurska (Reply #79)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 05:50 PM

91. Seriously, how chickenshit

Someone needs to get a life.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:15 PM

48. I'll offer you a heart for your restraint in not plotting the demise of all those who failed to obey

The Law. Incidentally, you may also consider this a bribe.

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Response to btrflykng9 (Reply #48)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:22 PM

52. "Never bite the heart that feeds your ego"

Or something similar that might rhyme.

I fairly revel in your lawful, conscientious nature.

As a king yourself, I'm sure you understand.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:19 PM

50. Looks to me like the squeaky wheel gets the grease.




Not bad.

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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #50)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:34 PM

63. The grease you speak won't lard my joint, it's toward DU to which I point.

Thankee.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:20 PM

51. Monstrous...check. Negligent...check. Dark perfidy...check.

How did you know that's what I was going for?

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #51)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:55 PM

56. I'll tell you...

When composing my raging screed, I thought upon pinboy3niner

for who in their beastly demeaner, could be found a one any finer?

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:23 PM

53. Oh, my first DU love, Kurovski!

Though we have grown apart, we still share our Avatar!

You have my heart, still.

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Response to PassingFair (Reply #53)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:25 PM

61. LOL. Best valentine this year!

Equality blooms in our hearts and fill our souls

and sometimes it is just the mind, that slows behind toward that goal.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:24 PM

54. My heart is frozen.

 

I purchased one for you, but, ya know, with the ice storm and all, it got stuck to a pole. (Please don't ask what kind of pole.)

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #54)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:39 PM

64. ...>

As Pole, a countryman I be, and wish upon some warmth for thee!

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #64)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:30 PM

83. That's why they call you "The Defroster."

 

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #83)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:35 PM

84. ...>

The heat you note is of a kind,

it is a fever of the mind.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:35 PM

55. Only one thing to do...

CALL YOUR SENATORS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

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Response to Deep13 (Reply #55)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:51 PM

68. ...>

I call my senators on the phone,

and all they toss me is a bone.

And well, as is for "fucking now",

I wager those lackwits wouldn't know how.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:19 PM

60. I was number two

For your hearts... and now you have more than me. sniffle. LOL.

But let me take this moment to say thank you to the kind people who made me smile with these sweet hearts.

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Response to RainDog (Reply #60)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:56 PM

69. ...>

The kindness displayed has been redoubled,

found the tears past shed as no more troubled.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:47 PM

65. Good thing I already did.

 

I would not want to be identified with the vast majority

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #65)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:20 PM

75. ...>

The spotless, the shameless,
the clean and the blameless.

All of these things you have proven to be,
I welcome you now to the religion of me!

...You are my special angel.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:48 PM

66. Wow, I should have tried this, lol :). nt

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Response to arthritisR_US (Reply #66)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:31 PM

77. ...>

trying and doing can be all the same

if life is then lived as a beautiful game.

--And per your sigline:

How can one not believe in natural selection,

when met with variety in the male erection?

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #77)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 08:09 PM

95. ...

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Response to arthritisR_US (Reply #95)

Fri Feb 14, 2014, 05:21 PM

99. Oops.

My intent was not to seek

rising rose upon thy cheek!



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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:50 PM

67. My beloved!

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Response to myrna minx (Reply #67)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:06 PM

72. Egad! I am undone!

Thou hast found me philandering here,

cast head upon breasts yet not so dear.

seeking warmth and succor sought not to succeed

in the doing itself, not in the deed!

At costs I cast my heart ascent

to all to only meet the rent.



My eternal!





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Response to Kurovski (Reply #72)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:57 PM

86. Thou dost saunter 'round these quiet rooms seeking

the indulgence of others, but fear not that we be torn asunder, be it a dalliance or a wink, if one returns with the mead, coal and bread. *huffs deeply from kerchief*.

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Response to myrna minx (Reply #86)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 05:13 PM

87. Seeketh thou to weep or yet to pine?

Thou knowest wherefore I cast my line.

The plink one hears is not the bait, yet the breath of blood's beat,

a heart which ere sinks come nightfall, into thine own sheet.

Prithy, I now must seem as one discreet, so as then to plunder

more than canst in all attempts to rive we two asunder.

--or some shit. I dunno.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:04 PM

71. Honey, get real. I don't give my heart away unless I at least get dinner, a movie, and drinks first.

Men these days. sheesh!

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Response to Zorra (Reply #71)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 03:15 PM

74. ...>

such rules as these I cannot lament,

I'd require a pool cast in cement,

a deed of great doing, or acres vast tracts,

some of these such for loves greatest acts.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:01 PM

81. DU's poet Laureate is in the house! Thank you! Try this......



A clever, witty, creative bitty
will capture your heart and mind

Although not as charming
she can be alarming
wielding knife thorough her pen
at the same time

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Response to Ninga (Reply #81)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:12 PM

82. you're really gonna make me work for this, ain't ya?

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With a knife we cut bread, and thus we are fed
then nourished and large grows the mind.

Although one may cry "ow"
one still can see how
such wounds can taste sweet as a pie.


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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:54 PM

85. Love it

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Response to malaise (Reply #85)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 05:27 PM

88. Love you!



Ah'm glad yer my comrade.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #88)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 06:45 PM

93. LOL - back at yah!



Happy Valentine's day Comrade Leader!

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 05:42 PM

90. Ooooh....a poem.

The poetry I appreciate,
though it's hard to differentiate
which is smaller upon my plate,
lack of funds, or my loveless state.

Thus your nature I can't equate
A job. DU will have to wait.
So these humble efforts, don't berate,
You, your rhyme, are what make DU great.

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Response to Chellee (Reply #90)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 06:15 PM

92. ...>

A love for words has not to wait
for a lover to gesticulate,

on bended knee with earnest look,
all we do is crack a book.

The remedy need not be hard
when playing footsie with The Bard.

As for some line to earn your plate,
DU wishes luck in the aggregate.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #92)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 09:06 PM

97. What a lovely thread

Kick

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Response to malaise (Reply #97)

Fri Feb 14, 2014, 12:28 AM

98. ...>

It's not a thought I once would mind,

but kicking here is very kind.

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