Shame on DUers Whom Have as Yet Failed to Purchase a Heart For Me! *NOW WITH POETRY!* Avast!

[Kurovski]

Last edited Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:57 PM - Edit history (3)

You may otherwise and at the very least mitigate that shame by kicking this tread.

Regardless, a Blessed Saint Valentine's Day to you all.

Monstrous, negligent creatures of dark perfidy though you may be!


EDIT:

The time is late, I've had my fill,

I'm full of hearts, I'm near to ill!

I now beseech, as I am done

to seek out those who have but none.

To gift a heart to others be

The salve to this great malady.


---proclamation by his royal highness and the vicar, right blessed.

[Laffy Kat]

1. Here's one for you!

(um, I don't have any either.)

[Kurovski]

2. Someone please give one to Laffy Kat!

Thank you! Please don't cry! SHAME on DU! SHAME! is it because they misspelled "Cat"? That's no reason.

I'd get you one but in a week or so I'll be begging online for money for dental care! I have no pride.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. You should post more, my dear Kurovski!

I had forgotten you until I saw your post!

I will give you a heart.....you bad boy!

[Kurovski]

5. I too forget myself, and quite often.

Thank you for this merciful heart that will keep Tink alive one more day!

[hfojvt]

4. even more of a dirty old shame

[Kurovski]

7. Sing it sister!

I'll take it. That "dirty Old Love song" or whatever she said.

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. Will this work?

http://musicisart.ws/it-must-be-my-heart-you-are-after/

This one is better

[Kurovski]

18. That kind of reminds me of Swamp Rat.

That's beautiful.

[nadinbrzezinski]

19. I hope she's ok

Thanks for the memories.

[Kurovski]

23. Swamp is a he, but very attuned to the feminine!

If I try hard enough, I bet I can find him. Last I heard he had moved out of the country.

[nadinbrzezinski]

25. If you do, say hi for me

One of the people I truly miss.

[Kurovski]

26. I will, Nadine!

It's been on my to-do list. I have to dig up his name IRL. I think it's in my old DU mail, and maybe in an old notebook with an email.

[orleans]

31. tell him i say hi too. i miss him. n/t

[Kurovski]

57. I've bookmarked this thread to remember.

Maybe he'll even let me post news.

[malaise]

94. IF you find him tell him I too miss

him

[Kurovski]

96. Will do.

If found he is I shall relate, that statement we commiserate.

[Rex]

8. You gotta love this place.

nt.

[Kurovski]

13. It's a law now.

[cherokeeprogressive]

9. I bought one for you... I swear!

Fucking FedEx.

[Kurovski]

14. It is very kind of you to let me know.

FedEx...dreadful!

[Laffy Kat]

10. Thx for the hearts whomever!

How did you know?

[hfojvt]

11. maybe the cute and fuzzy bunnies can help

[Kurovski]

16. Gracious! I didn't know bunnies were so...treacherous!

Hawks find them irresistible, that I know.

[Ellipsis]

12. mhmhmmmhhmmmhmhmn.

"Surrender Kurovski"


Now I'm going to have buy some damn hearts.

You dog you.

[Kurovski]

17. DU should start giving a cut.

Or at least to folks like Will, Babylon Sister, KPete, etc, ya know, the big box office draws.

[Ellipsis]

24. Yeah.. I'm still a "day player" myself

It's good to see you posting Kurovski... it's oddly comforting.

Best.

[Kurovski]

27. I always loved Valentine's day week at DU.

It was very much a party atmosphere.

[Ellipsis]

30. c'mere you.

[quinnox]

15. Begging for hearts is a Du tradition

Thanks to those who bought me hearts, by the way.

[Kurovski]

21. A humbling and humiliating tradition!

Perfect for Dems.

Threats are nice too.

[Nika]

20. If anyone doubts the cohesiveness of the posting community hear, they haven't seen this heart giving

in action. It is nice to see how rich the friendly side of this place is.

[SheilaT]

22. Alas, I only have one.

I just wish I could thank whoever gave it to me.

[Kurovski]

28. I must away!

But come cock's crow I shall again, upon that day regard these pages

to see of all would shrift for this, thus lift their shame for all the ages.

[IrishAyes]

29. You'll get TWO hearts from me next year, Kurovski. Or a lump of coal in your

Christmas stocking, I don't yet know which.

Here, I'll share some of my hearts with you since I probably didn't deserve them anyway.

[Kurovski]

38. Then...

I'll take my lumps and share your hearts,

in grasping life, I am the tart!

So notes the gods and goddess too:

what ere you give tenfold renews.

[IrishAyes]

44. I promise you one thing:

Not in my wildest dreams will I ever try to equal, much less surpass, your verse.

If I say something poetic, it's entirely by accident no matter how much poetry I read; and I am especially fond of Whitman. (not Slim)

[Kurovski]

59. Wait,Walt?!

Your literary erudition is vastly irish by tradition.

[IrishAyes]

70. I'm ecumenical or something. 'Leaves of Grass' is unbeatable. Poetry knows no

nationality. My politics, however, are fiercely pro-Sinn Fein. To me, Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness practically walk on water. No need for unnecessary detail. But I am glad to see old Lizzie the Hun getting ready to step down. My favorite Paul McCartney song is "Give Ireland Back to the Irish!" Because of my loud mouth, it behooves me to stay out of British reach. If I went back there wearing my favorite tee shirt, I'd get arrested for hate speech; it shows the back of a little IRA Daniel boy who's facing a huge British Goliath bellowing at him, "Yer a bleedin' terrorist!"

Sorry, it's past my nap time, and I get cranky around this hour. No offense intended toward you.

[Kurovski]

73. You have the passion of a poet

And passion needs a recharging!

[IrishAyes]

89. That's what I told my friends.....

But they still said it was stupid to stick my finger in that light socket!

On the bright side, I no longer have to pay someone to perm my hair.

[DeSwiss]

32. You have to admire someone......

...who is as unabashed at puttin' on the beg for DU Valentine hearts as good this! It almost makes me want to get you one.

- Aw hell, take this:

K&R

[Kurovski]

41. Thank you!

I seem now bold, but truth beget,

when posting this my pits are wet.

A stranger thing, yet not a lie,

I am both bold and foolish shy.

[wocaonimabi]

33. Sorry I squandered the funds to buy a heart by giving the money to the local Food Bank instead

[Kurovski]

39. Then...

Mayhaps a heart for you doth now swell up,

for at such bank I have found sup.

[Wilms]

34. You can have a piece of mine.

Just don't take the whole thing.

[Kurovski]

47. !

"Take a piece of my Heart", from a Pearl such as you,

put me in mind of dear Janis, who shared of hers too.

Love to you, Wilms

&feature=player_detailpage

[Javaman]

35. I hardly ever get hearts.

now get off my lawn!

[Kurovski]

42. Hmm...

A man who puts in mind a cup of java,

Cannot go long less a vena-cava.

[Puzzledtraveller]

36. no comprendo

[Kurovski]

45. eh-ah...

Last edited Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:03 PM - Edit history (1)

"no comprendo" es estupendo, raising thread to a higher crescendo.

[idendoit]

37. Isn't your headline kinda heartless?

[Kurovski]

40. Yes, by hellfire!

As the vicar rails a tempest at pulpit, to surge a congregate mea-culpit!

[BeeBee]

43. Someone gave me one....

but I don't know who it was so I'll hijack your thread to say THANK YOU to whoever it was!

[Kurovski]

62. ...>

To hijack this thread is fine by me,

if Valentines kindness it will be.

[BeeBee]

76. Wow. I even got a Valentine poem... :) n/t

[taterguy]

46. Fuck off

[Kurovski]

49. Fornication Under Consent of the King, raises funds for DU quick as anything.

[chrisa]

58. NO U

[Kurovski]

78. ...>

For those who with the potato agree,
inspired then they to a spending spree.

Trash in the talkers,
Cash in the coffers.

It's all the same to me.

[Kurska]

79. Be careful the fun police are on patrol

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Even if in "jest" it just isn't funny. What?

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Thu Feb 13, 2014, 02:36 PM, and the Jury voted 3-3 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: The fact that it was in jest is precisely why it should be left alone.

Lighten up.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: the poster is just funning. the op even responded.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE

[Kurovski]

80. ...>

How canst a pamphleteer now mind,
a sentence writ, brought forth in kind?

[taterguy]

91. Seriously, how chickenshit

Someone needs to get a life.

[btrflykng9]

48. I'll offer you a heart for your restraint in not plotting the demise of all those who failed to obey

The Law. Incidentally, you may also consider this a bribe.

[Kurovski]

52. "Never bite the heart that feeds your ego"

Or something similar that might rhyme.

I fairly revel in your lawful, conscientious nature.

As a king yourself, I'm sure you understand.

[lpbk2713]

50. Looks to me like the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Not bad.

[Kurovski]

63. The grease you speak won't lard my joint, it's toward DU to which I point.

Thankee.

[pinboy3niner]

51. Monstrous...check. Negligent...check. Dark perfidy...check.

How did you know that's what I was going for?

[Kurovski]

56. I'll tell you...

When composing my raging screed, I thought upon pinboy3niner

for who in their beastly demeaner, could be found a one any finer?

[PassingFair]

53. Oh, my first DU love, Kurovski!

Though we have grown apart, we still share our Avatar!

You have my heart, still.

[Kurovski]

61. LOL. Best valentine this year!

Equality blooms in our hearts and fill our souls

and sometimes it is just the mind, that slows behind toward that goal.

[Arugula Latte]

54. My heart is frozen.

I purchased one for you, but, ya know, with the ice storm and all, it got stuck to a pole. (Please don't ask what kind of pole.)

[Kurovski]

64. ...>

As Pole, a countryman I be, and wish upon some warmth for thee!

[Arugula Latte]

83. That's why they call you "The Defroster."

[Kurovski]

84. ...>

The heat you note is of a kind,

it is a fever of the mind.

[Deep13]

55. Only one thing to do...

CALL YOUR SENATORS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

[Kurovski]

68. ...>

I call my senators on the phone,

and all they toss me is a bone.

And well, as is for "fucking now",

I wager those lackwits wouldn't know how.

[RainDog]

60. I was number two

For your hearts... and now you have more than me. sniffle. LOL.

But let me take this moment to say thank you to the kind people who made me smile with these sweet hearts.

[Kurovski]

69. ...>

The kindness displayed has been redoubled,

found the tears past shed as no more troubled.

[Coyotl]

65. Good thing I already did.

I would not want to be identified with the vast majority

[Kurovski]

75. ...>

The spotless, the shameless,
the clean and the blameless.

All of these things you have proven to be,
I welcome you now to the religion of me!

...You are my special angel.

[arthritisR_US]

66. Wow, I should have tried this, lol :). nt

[Kurovski]

77. ...>

trying and doing can be all the same

if life is then lived as a beautiful game.

--And per your sigline:

How can one not believe in natural selection,

when met with variety in the male erection?

[arthritisR_US]

95. ...

[Kurovski]

99. Oops.

My intent was not to seek

rising rose upon thy cheek!

[myrna minx]

67. My beloved!

[Kurovski]

72. Egad! I am undone!

Thou hast found me philandering here,

cast head upon breasts yet not so dear.

seeking warmth and succor sought not to succeed

in the doing itself, not in the deed!

At costs I cast my heart ascent

to all to only meet the rent.



My eternal!

[myrna minx]

86. Thou dost saunter 'round these quiet rooms seeking

the indulgence of others, but fear not that we be torn asunder, be it a dalliance or a wink, if one returns with the mead, coal and bread. *huffs deeply from kerchief*.

[Kurovski]

87. Seeketh thou to weep or yet to pine?

Thou knowest wherefore I cast my line.

The plink one hears is not the bait, yet the breath of blood's beat,

a heart which ere sinks come nightfall, into thine own sheet.

Prithy, I now must seem as one discreet, so as then to plunder

more than canst in all attempts to rive we two asunder.

--or some shit. I dunno.

[Zorra]

71. Honey, get real. I don't give my heart away unless I at least get dinner, a movie, and drinks first.

Men these days. sheesh!

[Kurovski]

74. ...>

such rules as these I cannot lament,

I'd require a pool cast in cement,

a deed of great doing, or acres vast tracts,

some of these such for loves greatest acts.

[Ninga]

81. DU's poet Laureate is in the house! Thank you! Try this......

A clever, witty, creative bitty
will capture your heart and mind

Although not as charming
she can be alarming
wielding knife thorough her pen
at the same time

[Kurovski]

82. you're really gonna make me work for this, ain't ya?

Last edited Thu Feb 13, 2014, 05:25 PM - Edit history (1)

With a knife we cut bread, and thus we are fed
then nourished and large grows the mind.

Although one may cry "ow"
one still can see how
such wounds can taste sweet as a pie.

[malaise]

85. Love it

[Kurovski]

88. Love you!

Ah'm glad yer my comrade.

[malaise]

93. LOL - back at yah!

Happy Valentine's day Comrade Leader!

[Chellee]

90. Ooooh....a poem.

The poetry I appreciate,
though it's hard to differentiate
which is smaller upon my plate,
lack of funds, or my loveless state.

Thus your nature I can't equate
A job. DU will have to wait.
So these humble efforts, don't berate,
You, your rhyme, are what make DU great.

[Kurovski]

92. ...>

A love for words has not to wait
for a lover to gesticulate,

on bended knee with earnest look,
all we do is crack a book.

The remedy need not be hard
when playing footsie with The Bard.

As for some line to earn your plate,
DU wishes luck in the aggregate.

[malaise]

97. What a lovely thread

Kick

[Kurovski]

98. ...>

It's not a thought I once would mind,

but kicking here is very kind.