Abe Lincoln saved this nation from vampires

[Pretzel_Warrior]

And paid for it with his life. I will not rest until all evidence is reviewed. It is my contention John Wilkes Booth could not have made it past security to kill Abe Lincoln.

There had to be a second shooter.

[reddread]

1. my first trash thread n/t

[Pretzel_Warrior]

3. Oh, that makes me sad

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"NOTTT!!!"--Borat

[Vashta Nerada]

2. Somebody has been reading some Seth Grahame-Smith.

[Scootaloo]

4. I'm still holding out for Teddy Roosevelt vs. Werewolves

[morningfog]

5. Did you lose the link to the Lounge.

Not GD material.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

6. Satire copycat threads are standard fare on GD.

Especially on weekends. Obviously referencing the JFK thread.

As Skinner mentioned to you in ATA, he leaves it up to forum moderator discretion even if individuals such as you find it a topic not a part of forum's purpose and therefore, alertable.

Ciao!

[morningfog]

7. I still think such threads are stupid, distracting and disruptive.

[texanwitch]

8. I loved that movie.

Abe was awesome.

[JaneyVee]

9. John Wilkes Boothe: Vampire Hunter Hunter

[loli phabay]

10. erm no, it was zombies and after he was bitten he arranged his death

so he would not turn, its much like jfk being the mysterious second shooter as we saw on red dwarf. get your history correct.

[edbermac]

11. And he saved the future for Bill and Ted!

Best president we ever had!

[Pretzel_Warrior]

12. Lol. Weirdest performance by DU's favorite comedian

George Carlin also

[hedgehog]

13. It's a poor comparison - although Booth was the sole shooter, he was part of

a larger conspiracy.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/biography/assassination-co-conspirators/

http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/lincolnconspiracy/lincolnchronology.html

and there is speculation that there was support for the assassination from within the Confederate government

http://www.law.uga.edu/dwilkes_more/other_7Lincoln2.html