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[WillyT]

1. Democratic Underground

A Democratic party supporter's website that is a gathering place for politics obsessed misanthropes who seethe with impotent rage at their complete lack of power and control over the American people. The poster's at Democratic Underground all seem to be bourgeois lefty political groper's in various stages of mental illness. Paranoia reigns supreme there, as does self-loathing, hatred of people in general, a strident belief in complex conspiracies which dominate and thwart them at every turn, and a desperate need to believe that all of their problems in life are somebody else's fault.

"I can't function in life because Chimpy McFlightsuit, Darth Cheney, KKKarl Rove, Halliburton, Bectel, the KBR death camps, Diebold, Blackwater, LIHOP, MIHOP, chem-trails, Fitzmas, Scooter Libby, and the Pentagon's hurricane and earthquake machine ruined my life... so I might as well hang out here at Democratic Underground."

by RonnieTheGreat April 19, 2008

Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Democratic%20Underground

OK... which one of youse guys did this ???





Proud Member of DU... since early 2002...

[edbermac]

1. Ah just feel the love!

5. Democratic Underground

A web-based forum/community with but one goal: overthrowing the American Republic and replacing it with a communist dictatorship.

DU is the web-based forum/community for the US communist party without actually calling itself communist. Being or liking a mainstream democrat like Joe Lieberman is not allowed on DU.

You are only allowed to post if you are at least as leftist as Karl Marx.
Democratic Underground wants a US communist state so that all opponents of the communists (republicans, conservatives, moderates, independents, mainstream democrats) can be put in gulags or simply shot.

DU worships Lenin, Castro, Chavez, Saddam and any nutcase willing to say the words: I hate the US (or alternatively: I hate Bush).
by anti fascist/anti communist May 25, 2006

On edit: Feel free to add your description of FreeRepublic, others have.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=free+republic

A place where mentally retarded people with internet connections screech all day long about a man who's been out of office for 5 years and the "Liberal Media".

The forum members also get swindled out of millions of dollars a year by someone who's a wee bit less a retard than the members.
Hey Free Republic is having another pledge drive. Looks like Jimbo is upgrading to the S-Class.

[The Straight Story]

2. Hmm. Given the hyperbole and broad brushes it makes me wonder. What is their username here?

And that first line should read:

"A Democratic party supporter's website that is a gathering place for politics obsessed misanthropes who seethe with impotent rage at their complete lack of power and control over fellow DU'ers."

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. At least they don't know about the FEMA camps.

[spooky3]

4. Yeah, well, at least we know how to make "poster" plural.

Morans: you know them by their punctuation errors.

[Iggo]

5. I'm outraged at their misuse of apostrophe's!!!!!!

[Fridays Child]

8. Me two's.

[awoke_in_2003]

26. Are you series? nt

[winter is coming]

9. I guess spellcheckers don't help with punctuation??

[Baitball Blogger]

6. That is so incomplete.

They forgot to mention the cat videos.

[krispos42]

10. And the cornflake-breaded fried chicken...

...Olive Garden, pitbulls, breast-feeding, circumcision, being stopped on the way out of Target, slamming a space probe into the Moon, and whether men should be ashamed at looking a pretty women in revealing clothing.

[Brigid]

14. . . . and holding doors open.

[progressoid]

15. Oh shit, I forgot about that one.

[krispos42]

30. You went there. We're screwn

[Brigid]

11. Yes, the obligatory kitteh videos and pics.

What would DU be without them?

[Enthusiast]

25. I agree.

[Nevernose]

7. The conspiracies I believe in are simple, not complex

But other than that, they nailed a description of me. Paranoid, misanthropic, politically obsessed, aware of the fact that conservatives cause 95% of our political problems! and quite possibly insane. At least I'm not enough of a dipshit to vote for Sarah Palin or think Ted Nugent is a political philosopher.

[damnedifIknow]

12. 8 years of Bush and this person expects sane?

Hell I lost it right after his selection. What I found truly insane was the flags sticking out car windows and the ignorant right wing cheering section.

[packman]

13. THANK GOD

they didn't mention the death grind we had on the Sport's Ill. thingie.

[progressoid]

16. Check out Free Republic's definitions

1. free republic
A place where mentally retarded people with internet connections screech all day long about a man who's been out of office for 5 years and the "Liberal Media".

The forum members also get swindled out of millions of dollars a year by someone who's a wee bit less a retard than the members.
Hey Free Republic is having another pledge drive. Looks like Jimbo is upgrading to the S-Class.
by Mark_Chonks April 04, 2006

[WillyT]

20. LOL !! - That's Good...

[KentuckyWoman]

17. Wait....wut?

I'm a noob but my sister SmileyRose has been in the DU for years. Always said she came here because you guys have the best popcorn in town.

Now I find out it was the mental illness? Well hell. I'd have come sooner if i'da knowed that!

[WillyT]

18. LOL !!!

Try Brewer's Yeast, instead of salt, on you buttered popcorn.

trust me

[Notafraidtoo]

19. Thats rather funny!

Lot of obvious projection there. LOL

[Lifelong Protester]

21. Damn! No mention of 'boobs in space' or whatever that was?

And what about our obsession on Sunday's with dog/kitty pictures?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. April 19, 2008 ...

No Asian Woodcarver. No Yaks. No Narwhals. No C'mon Fucking Guy. No all three up in the house with disease. No box wine.

I suspect a newbie troll wrote that

[2naSalit]

23. well the pool of suspects

can be whittled down to someone who is unfamiliar with the proper use of the apostrophe.

(sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine. Where I live, nobody knows the proper use of them and it's kind of hard not to notice.)

[Spitfire of ATJ]

24. Reads like someone bitter that we are actually winning.

[Earth_First]

27. BENGHAZI! nt

[malaise]

28. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Tikki]

29. fer shur….DUuud...

Proud Member of DU….since 2002

Tikki

[L0oniX]

31. Wait!!! OMG like like like omg like omg like like ...I know who it is...