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If there's an award for the most adorable prescription of the year, pharmacist Jeff Dodds of Watford City, North Dakota has this year's title on lockdown. And all it took was some creative labeling and a very sleepy six-year-old girl with a monster problem.
While at the local Barrett Pharmacy & Variety, a little girl approached Dodds with a not-entirely-medical condition; all those monsters under her bed were keeping her up at night. And being the resourceful pharmacist that he is, Dodds decided to whip up a cure of his own concoction, ultimately producing the holy grail for frightened children everywhere100% pharmacist-certified anti-monster spray.
The instructions are simple enough: "Spray around the room at night before bed, repeat if necessary." But this one simple, kind act has likely done loads for the girl's own peace of mind. Not to mention what it's done to restore our faith in humanity. The world could definitely use a few more Jeff Dodds.
http://gizmodo.com/greatest-pharmacist-ever-prescribes-anti-monster-spray-1541252081
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
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MineralMan
(146,316 posts)K&R
Orrex
(63,213 posts)This is going to result in an explosion of anti-monster-spray-resistant monsters.
OKNancy
(41,832 posts)okaawhatever
(9,462 posts)FSogol
(45,487 posts)KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)the monsters rather than trying to kill them off.
Orrex
(63,213 posts)A voice of reason!
cui bono
(19,926 posts)The little girl is still scared of them but keeps feeding them so they'll be nice and eventually they eat the family out of house and home. So the monsters take over the house and become squatters. But since there are no more cookies coming they get very angry. They go out and storm the neighborhood, demanding cookies. Everyone calls the police about these cookie monsters and the story gets on the news that the cookie monsters are very irate and are breaking into all the houses. Mothers Against Cookie Monsters start protesting and picketing Sesame Street. The show's ratings go way down and they have to kill off the Cookie Monster to try and save it. I mean he was nice and everything but the people have seen REAL cookie monsters now and are mad that Sesame Street makes their kids think they are friendly. This causes even more psychological trauma to kids. The original little girl who left the cookies out sees this episode on a TV in the window of the store in whose doorway she is standing, begging for change in her now tattered clothing since her family has now been homeless a while. She sees what her actions have caused and starts to cry, then she yells "what have I done?" and commits suicide by running out in front of a bus.
So you see, that won't work.
RVN VET
(492 posts)This pharmacist has saved not just one little girl, but an entire nation!
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)The next bottle will me more expensive and so on. Betty Ford has a special wing for "monster-spray" addicts.
ChazII
(6,205 posts)want a glass of milk.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)You can't use a REPEL while the effects of an earlier REPEL still linger.
greiner3
(5,214 posts)And the big corps will come in with all of their even bigger ad budgets and soon there will be the 'New and Improved' anti-monster-spray resistant products.
The cost will go from $0 to whatever the market will bear.
lady lib
(2,933 posts)n/t
JHB
(37,160 posts)SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)I know people think the comics heyday was Pogo, Peanuts, and Blondie but I'm here to say the 80's and 90's when we got Bloom County, Foxtrot, Zits, and the nothing short of awe inspiring Calvin and Hobbes was the real heyday of the comic strip...
rwsanders
(2,603 posts)hiding in the children's book section. Check out either "Pete and Pickles" or "Flawed dogs"
SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)and he's really funny.... Apparently they were friends and Watterson used to harass him about merchandising...
rwsanders
(2,603 posts)my wife bought me the whole Calvin and Hobbes anthology at Costco (3 massive books), but I've never even seen Watterson's face. I did know he hated the idea of marketing his characters.
SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)Not on Disc yet but Amazon has it on demand and I think some cable companies as well..
Fair warning, You don't see him in the movie either. Apparently he's our generations J.D. Salinger.. There is some great stuff in there though...
CherokeeDem
(3,709 posts)Calvin and Hobbes, Bloom Country... my two faves but the others were amazing as well. Don't forget Farside.... love it!
I miss Calvin an Hobbs...
catbyte
(34,393 posts)phantom power
(25,966 posts)KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)Gets my award for the day for humanity and creativity and care. Good job.
PumpkinAle
(1,210 posts)n/t
okaawhatever
(9,462 posts)Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)Wait, Koch with a K? Oh. Nevermind.
PumpkinAle
(1,210 posts)jwirr
(39,215 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)just kidding!
FSogol
(45,487 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)freebrew
(1,917 posts)Just don't let anyone else use it, the DEA will bust you.
cali
(114,904 posts)hedgehog
(36,286 posts)to keep the monsters away!
CherokeeDem
(3,709 posts)Good daddy...
JoeyT
(6,785 posts)winter is coming
(11,785 posts)to be banished to the garage, where the poor monsters would get lots of itchy mosquito bites.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Or is the girl getting ripped off by Big Pharma?
rurallib
(62,416 posts)and it will cost a thousand dollars for a small bottle
Hekate
(90,697 posts)What a great guy.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)tclambert
(11,086 posts)Don't we need double-blind studies to determine effectiveness and potential side effects?
AnneD
(15,774 posts)what with Easter bearing down on them....
www.peepresearch.org
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ohheckyeah
(9,314 posts)kracer20
(199 posts)Last edited Tue Mar 11, 2014, 02:04 PM - Edit history (1)
Will the little girl come to the conclusion that since the doctor gave her this spray, that it proves monsters are real?
Every time my son asks me to close his closet door I close the door and remind him that monsters can probably operate door knobs. I know I should simply close the door and remind that monsters aren't real, but I like to mess with him that way.
shanti
(21,675 posts)i used to do this with my kids. hey, it seemed to work, no monsters
tridim
(45,358 posts)Alcohol makes monsters go away too, for awhile at least.
Diclotican
(5,095 posts)onehandle
Dam - I wish I have had something near this - when I was a little kid, with monster under my bed.... (Yeah I know - it is some year ago and I do also know monster doesn't exist - but even then, if you are a kid, you do believe in the imposible)... And I had a monster under my bed, who really did scared me....Specially when I was 3-4 year, the only way to get me to sleep was to take a raid in my fathers truck - I often was going to sleep because of the humming of the engine... And of course next day it was no monster under the bed...
Later I was told to just get in the ***** bed to sleep - monster or no monster.... And after a while the monster was going away - making fuzz with other childrne...
Diclotican
Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)Diclotican
(5,095 posts)Last edited Wed Mar 12, 2014, 03:22 AM - Edit history (1)
Jackpine Radical
Yeah - well, a sort of - as trolls come sin many ways - some is in fact rather comical than dangerous - others is less friendly than others... It all depend I guess who they are, and if they are in a faul mood or not, if they are in a good mode, they can be rather good for some - but you should never really trust them, as they could play faul with you - and they was also extremely greedy, always happy after gold... In the wally I was grown up in, we had two "trolls" who in ancient times had have a fight over territory - a hill in the middle of the "fighting area" was created when one of the trolls was trowing a big stone - to hit the other troll - he was not able to trow the whole stone all the way - and as an result - a hill was made... Of course it have a whole different history but for our ancestors it was a way to explain "varingen" as the hill is called (yeah we even have names for the hills in Norway - we are indeed a weird nation. In reality the hill was made when a Vulkan was made in ancient times - 200 mill year ago - when the land was a lot different than it is now. iN fact the area who are now part of Norway and "Oslo-feltet) was 200-400 million year ago - a desert with all the trimmings, and it is even today seen in the bedrock that in the past it have been far dryer and hoter around the Oslo fjord than it is today. And the whole area around the Oslo fjord, are some of the most interesting places to wisit for people who do this type of things - because it exist so many different types of bedrock going back more than 200 mill year - just in one place.. In the summer you can get to know people from all over the world - Japan, China! USA, and so one, who are there just for the bedrock....
And for the record, my older Sister told me that in the attic of my grand parents house - it was a troll, with a tricycle - and in my imagination I do believed he was cycling there in the attic - In fact my sisters effort to not get me up in the attic was so successfully - that when I was a grown man - 25 year old - and was allowed up in the attic - my body kind of "freezes" at the top of the stairs - because in my mind it was still a troll there, who on his bicycle was cycling around.... Of course it was no troll there, in fact it was just a empty room.. But she scared me rather well I suspect...
Diclotican
Gothmog
(145,274 posts)Thank you for posting
TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)Way to go.
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)Can he make me an Anti-TeaBagger spray?
I have a great fear of them
Locrian
(4,522 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,728 posts)carpet cleaning company. One of my clients kids when he was just little, called me "the monster sucker- upper guy". He's in his 20's now and we still laugh about it when we see each other.
matt819
(10,749 posts)that in 21st century America this is as likely as not to get this pharmacist sued. Sad, really.
Dorian Gray
(13,496 posts)Before I had a three year old, I would have said... "He's just perpetuating in her mind that there is monsters! Don't do that!"
But after having a three year old who is continuously insistent that the bugs are going to get her in her bedroom. Every night she insists that I spray her bedroom with bug spray so that they don't crawl all over her when she's sleeping. After weeks of denying that there were going to be bugs, I finally gave in and started spraying. Just one quick little squirt with a water bottle, and she's no longer fearful. Before that? Every night she'd cry and wail out of fear of the bugs.
Some fears are totally irrational and if some placebo gives her peace, then I'm going to go for peace!
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)scary looking insect on us. He had always been interested in entomology and knew better, but he was wiser in the ways of fatherly comfort for an alarmed kid. His tactic nearly fell apart, though, one night in Tunisia when three of us awoke with giant cockroaches crawling on us: we kids could clearly see their 'mouth parts' inches from our frightened faces!!
Years later, I tried that on my own kids several times, and they just said "Yeah, right, Dad"
Dorian Gray
(13,496 posts)Though I'd freak if a huge Tunisian cockroach was crawling on me. Aren't they the hissing ones, too? YUCK!
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)did. (There were LOTS of them too!)
Dorian Gray
(13,496 posts)insists that Palmetto Bugs are NOT roaches! (Going to Florida at Easter, and bracing myself for potential encounters!)
(Um... i have no idea where my daughter gets her fear of bugs from!)
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)JVS
(61,935 posts)TRoN33
(769 posts)Nice to know that there is truly compassionate person out there.
eggplant
(3,911 posts)phil89
(1,043 posts)Seems like a weird premise to set.
JackBoik
(50 posts)how effective is it against repugs and the more deleterious variant, tea baggers?
phylny
(8,380 posts)[link:|
bleedinglib
(212 posts)Wonder if i could get a Pepug spray? Large economy size?
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)Crunchy Frog
(26,587 posts)Cha
(297,249 posts)bkanderson76
(266 posts)npk
(3,660 posts)If it does a case should be good enough to get rid of Ted Cruz.
npk
Im afraid nothing works on Republicans - they are beyound any medical need whatever small it might be
Diclotican
treestar
(82,383 posts)Very scary ones.
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)My Aunt gave me a magic teddy bear. The bear chased away the monsters. The bear really was magic. The monsters went away. I still have the magic teddy bear.
gerogie2
(450 posts)Maybe we could give a few bottles to Democrats in Congress?