e-cig vaping mom breast feeding at olive garden circumcises her baby.

[Warren Stupidity]

it could happen.

[PeaceNikki]

1. While her pit bull ate corn-flaked breaded chicken at home.

Because he doesn't drink with them.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. Great Odin's raven!!! You bet me to the pitbull reference! nt

[PeaceNikki]

4. Were you here for the "Fat Actress" wars?

Those were the days...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. Been here since '01 but I don't recall that one. nt

[PeaceNikki]

14. There was a laura branigan flamefest, too.

I laugh loudly when people act like in-fighting here is some new phenom.

Fuck, we've been tearing each other's throats out over really stupid shit forEVER.

[riqster]

20. Sic semper internettus, I s'pose.

[Warren Stupidity]

16. I heard my grampy talk about the fat actress wars, I still haz nightmares.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

17. "Son, in those days this place was powered by hamsters on wheels. And we liked

it just fine."

[PeaceNikki]

31. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

53. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say...

When I grow up, I want to BE Abe Simpson...

[The Straight Story]

8. Won't someone think of the pitbulls? (pic)

[Ed Suspicious]

36. bravo!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. Let me guess. You got this story from Edward Snowden who transmitted it to RT through

Vladimir Putin's moobs while he rode a pitbull.

[riqster]

5. While watching Syrian bootlegs of Miley Cyrus videos

On her slave-labor-built iPad, wearing jeggings she bought at Walmart.

[Warren Stupidity]

9. oh for fucks sake i had to go find out what the fuck a jegging is.

why, why did I start this thread?

[riqster]

11. I have daughters. At least you could keep that one small bit of innocence for a while longer than I.

I know WAY too much on the topic. Dammit.

[Warren Stupidity]

15. with boys you just learn new and unusual ways to burp, fart, swear and be a complete asshole.

[riqster]

18. Regrettably, I am already well-versed in Sphincterology.

[MrMickeysMom]

32. What the fuck IS a jegging, Warren?

This entire thread will then make sense to me!

[pacalo]

56. Leggings that are jean-styled.

[MrMickeysMom]

64. Oh… that's good.

I understand!

Their ass cracks when they do this --->

[jtuck004]

49. At least you looked. I thought it was a damn typo <G> n/t

[ForgoTheConsequence]

6. While looking at porn.

And using a homeopathic woo remedy.

[riqster]

13. This is brilliant:

"using a homeopathic woo remedy."

We forgot the anti-vaxxer part, though.

[onehandle]

7. Only the e-cig affects those around her. nt

[Dr Hobbitstein]

66. Second hand water vapor?

Yeah. That's a killer.

[SirRevolutionary]

10. Why does it have to be a mom?

You misogynist!

[Aerows]

19. Did she get droned? n/t

[riqster]

22. Droning on and on.

http://m.

Just because, well, shit, it's Squeeze, innit?

[Sissyk]

21. While watching porn.

And, and.....she doesn't shave!!!

[Aerows]

23. I have it on good authority

that she was reading the Sport's Illustrated Swim suit edition.

[Fumesucker]

24. But was her baby molested by Michael Jackson?

[pacalo]

28. Mia said Woody did it.

[uppityperson]

25. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them

[Renew Deal]

26. Does she deserve the death penalty?

[WhiteTara]

27. She used the same spoon

to stir her coffee.

[opiate69]

29. But, did she shave her naughty bits??

[MindMover]

30. As they say in the business ...

""

[zappaman]

33. What about the moon?

They gonna bomb it after the circumcision?

[pacalo]

55. Countdown begins when the devil wheels in a loaf of bread.

[SoCalDem]

34. Did anyone demand to see her receipt???

[jberryhill]

39. Yes, but a homophobic slur was written on it

I really did enjoy the guy who couldn't handle having to show his receipt.

[ChisolmTrailDem]

35. Oooooh, shit!

No you di'nt!

[Ed Suspicious]

37. Snowden.

[panader0]

40. Benghazi!

[1000words]

41. Yahtzee!

[panader0]

43. Yahtzee

Grammar Nahtzee

[1000words]

44. LMAO

Corrected.

(And added visuals for added pleasure!)

[1000words]

38. Alerting

That's ageist, sexist, racist, revisionist, misogynistic technophobia, homophobia, paedophobic objectification.

Likely communist, too.

[PowerToThePeople]

42. Satan incarnate

[Douglas Carpenter]

45. was she the one who was home schooling her older children?

[nilram]

46. while drinking a martini

[Crunchy Frog]

47. I'm waiting for someone to circumcise their pit bull. n/t

[DeSwiss]

48. And those are just FOUR weird things about women.....

...which describe the ''almost'' perfect woman for me! And here's some more weird shit!

- K&R

[8 track mind]

50. did somone in the resturaunt find a friend in Jesus Christ and receive the gift of eternal

salvation along with Mary Baker Eddy presenting a trashcan full of S&H green stamps?

[Thor_MN]

51. Was her beverage sweetened with HFCS? Had she just come from having her child vaccinated?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

52. Kudzu! Where's the goddam kudzu in this thread?!

It's STILL going places, you know.

[Skittles]

54. SCHEDULING WARREN STUPIDITY FOR ASS KICKING

*EGREGIOUS*

[Vashta Nerada]

57. Did a guy hold the door open for her?

[pacalo]

58. She likes Thomas Kinkade's art.

[Warren Stupidity]

65. You fucking went there without GRAPHIC WARNING?

[kentauros]

59. No boxed wine?

How gauche!

[TeeYiYi]

60. ...on the back of a bikini clad pit bull, while posing for Sports Illustrated.

TYY

[Matariki]

61. Are you the spocksman for the casting asparagus brigade?

In which case you (or we?) are so screwn.

[Niceguy1]

62. all of this after

Not bathing for a week..

[malaise]

63. Laughter can kill you

Rec
This thread is hilarious