It's pretty clear Obama and the U.S. Government hijacked Flight MH370...

[Drunken Irishman]

...to distract from the government's plan to secretly invade Russia.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

[Electric Monk]

1. Where's that unrec button? I miss it. nt

[Cha]

5. thanks for kicking the thread.

[Flying Squirrel]

17. Now don't be silly

If it weren't for threads like this, what would happen to the DUzy awards?

[spanone]

2. that's MR. sheeple!

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. You post that at certain places in the interwebs

and they will take it as gospel, just saying.

Yes, went to them to get the theories (there are several) ahead of the curve. What they have in common with logic and science is nothing, so theories is not even the right word.

[appleannie1]

31. nightmare fits better since you have to think to have a theory.

[Adam051188]

4. i wish i had photoshot so i could put a picture of barack obama in a pilots hat

could be fun

[Cha]

6. No Doubt. BAD USA

RussiaGood Have I got that down?

Putin

[sheshe2]

7. Please don't tell me this is floating around.

I worked today, what did I miss?!

[mimi85]

9. Sheshe, I don't have the

stomach to visit "those" sites (which means most sites), but of course it would be PBO's fault! I'm already pissed at him for causing the drought here in California.

[africanadian]

8. HA!

They've exhausted everything else: The Illuminati, the Freemasons, the International Zionist Conspiracy, Aliens, Satan...

[anneboleyn]

25. None of that stops the Alex Jones army! They will find the truth! (sarcasm of course)

[alittlelark]

10. This is Agent Mike.........

.......PUT DOWN THE SHOT GLASS.....IMMEDIATELY - code Alpha Betta - fish are cool...


This is not a test.

[jmowreader]

11. Come on. You know better than that.

Obama hijacked it to cover up Benghazi.

[awoke_in_2003]

12. BENGHAZI. I'm series. nt

[ElboRuum]

28. Well, I'm parallel...

Nice to meet ya!

[awoke_in_2003]

29. Don't get too amped up...

On edit: in case you don't catch my "I'm series" it is a crack on the spelling genius in freeperville. Some dumb ass said that instead of "I'm serious".

[ElboRuum]

32. I resist the temptation, think of me as an ohmbudsman...

(Yes, I know. I just noticed how no one ever plays on that.)

[awoke_in_2003]

33. Unless yor into electricity and/or electronics...

most wouldn't catch it. I work on flight simulators, though

[ElboRuum]

34. True.

But now you've got me trying to think of any other possibilities for it. And I really should be doing other things right now. DU. Weapon of mass distraction.

[BainsBane]

13. That's ridiculous

Everyone knows the US took the plane to kidnap Snowden while Putin was busy invading the Ukraine. Geesh.

[deafskeptic]

14. I swear Obama is at the root of all evil. :P n/t

[uhnope]

15. have another drink, Patty

[Rex]

16. We all know who is responsible.

He who controls the air.

[treestar]

18. Thanks Obama!

[Whisp]

19. Obama stole it and then gave the plane to his wall street pals.

just a token of his respect.

:sarc:

[okaawhatever]

27. ROFL. Yep, I think you have some on DU pegged. nt

[sheshe2]

20. Just in.....

[randome]

21. "This is your pilot Vince Foster. Please remain calm. We are going to make an unscheduled landing."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]

[pintobean]

22. I had no idea

[ElboRuum]

23. Obama has now hijacked this very thread!

And it is now a thread about smoking powdered cornflakes while breast-feeding in an Olive Garden.

[Fumesucker]

24. Be careful what you wish for

[ElboRuum]

26. Oh fuck.

The Sheepocalypse!

Of course, there is an answer. Just take two blue pills and pretend like nothing happened in the morning... or do what this guy did (2nd set of panels):

[BeyondGeography]

30. Duh

The pilots, the airline, Obama, all muslin. Hell-o.

[Blue_Tires]

35. Actually, he hijacked the flight to keep the NSA story off the front pages

(Greenwald has probably been itching for the opportunity to say that)

[3catwoman3]

36. And now...

...he is shopping for pink sweaters for his daughters to distract us from THIS!

[mercuryblues]

37. Ha!

You're all wrong. My nephew's boss's gardener knows a guy who got his hands on the top secret document that clearly says.

Wait I have to answer the door. There are 2 guys with sunglasses on. Wonder what they want.








Shit


I forgot what I was going to say.