Newest Marching Orders from the Wingnuts About Trayvon Martin

[bongbong]

"That thug was SUPERMAN! He was beating the crap out of Zimmerman because he had eaten a can of SPINACH! He was like 10,000 Hitlers! He was the most evil guy in history, and would've gone on to a life of global terrorism if that Hero Zimmerman hadn't stopped him!"

Reached for comment, Zimmerman said, "Yeah, that's about the size of it".

[Ian David]

1. Trayvon Martin turned Zimmerman into a newt! n/t

[gratuitous]

2. Scoff at your own peril

But have you SEEN a black teen-ager hopped up on Skittles and iced tea? You'd be laughing out the other side of your mouth then, librul!

[meow2u3]

3. Travon was going to shoot Zimmerman with Skittles

After all, in the hands of a young black man, Skittles are bullets and iced tea is a gun