God is apparently angry at Democrats?

[Drunken Irishman]

Well then...

[Warpy]

1. There's a church that needs a visit from the IRS man

Scare the preacher with the "T" word and he'll forget all about telling his sheep that god loves Republicans and hates Democrats.

[Shandris]

2. Thoughtful?

Or Trustworthy? I know of many who fail on both counts, and a mere mention of it would send them scurrying like roaches beneath a magnifying glass at high noon!

OHHH! THAT T-word!

[Cha]

3. Go Dems! GOTV2014~ Defeat the anti-Christians!

[Arkansas Granny]

4. If you put it on a big ol'church sign, you can tell gawd what he hated, doncha know.

[defacto7]

5. and god reads it and does

exactly what they tell him to. Sure

[Strelnikov_]

6. Also . . . Southern Rockers (Duane, Ronnie Van, Stevie Ray etc.) and trailer parks

He really hates trailer parks.

[Gothmog]

7. This church is being stupid

[Heidi]

8. That church needs a big ol' dose of taxes. (nt)

[OffWithTheirHeads]

9. That explains all the bad weatherr in the Bible belt.

Vote Republiklan, get a tornedo.

[spanone]

10. i'm sure god spends his days & nights parsing america's politics

dumbfucks